new product available for the mummas


In the interests of making sure my merchandise is as inclusive as possible*, I have developed a new product just for mothers:


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*This has nothing to do with taking advantage of an untapped customer group.

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13 Responses to new product available for the mummas

  1. Unknown's avatar Tracy says:

    Oh I NEED this one! This has nothing to do with want…oh no…it’s a NEED! lol

  2. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Order BookTracy = 1*g*

  3. Unknown's avatar Jenre says:

    Very good, Kris! If only my kids would actually pay attention to something like that it would be marvellous!

  4. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Not sure if it helps, but bribery still works for me when it comes to actually listening to what my parents tell me to do, Jen… are you laughing??? It’s not that funny!

  5. Unknown's avatar Ozakie says:

    ROFL! I love, love, love the option of either a nice cup of hot coffee, cocoa, or tea, or a glass of wine! Priceless!

  6. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Hey OzakieNot only did I figure the sun was over the yard arm somewhere, but I’d better cater for those (granted strange, although we love them anyway šŸ™‚ ) Mummas, who didn’t drink. I’m also considering the use of magnets so Mummas can indicate to their kiddies – via the beverage of their choice – either what time of the day it is or how involved they are in the book. What do you think??

  7. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    I heard that Missy!!!You’re in TROUBLE Missy, no more Sissy for you…And when have I ever resorted to bribery????I may even call your father!!!!

  8. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    PS Love the product line…I hope all your fellow bloggers know that you got your potty mouth from your father!

  9. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Again with the threats and/or blaming of The Daddy. *sigh*You are a teacher and a Mumma. You therefore have ability to commit bribery in your DNA. It’s an automatic response. Not that I’m complaining or anything. No Siree. *G*

  10. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    You’re an entrepreneurial genius. šŸ™‚

  11. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    I know. *casting aside all – although not sure if any was had to begin with – modesty*

  12. Unknown's avatar orannia says:

    I’m not a mother but I love it. If you replaced mummy and inserted daughter/sister/niece it would be perfect for me (since my family are evil).

  13. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    I should have thought of that, Orannia! I can’t tell you the amount of times that family (ie Mumma and the baby brother) have interrupted my reading on a weekend. It’s all I can do not to tell them to bugger off… and it’s always at the good part to! *mutter, mutter*

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