Do you ever read a description of an m/m sex scene where fingers, tongue or cock are searching for a prostrate and think to yourself “Go, Go, Gadget *insert appropriate appendage here*!”
Or is that just me?
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I read something recently where their tongue reached the prostate and stimulated it. I thought the guy must have been Gene Simmons son because I'm not expert on male anatomy, but I'm pretty sure a tongue wouldn't make it past the muscle and in that deep and still be able to press on the prostate no less. Give me a break.
Based on this picture you'd need a giraffe tongue. LOL Which is a whole nother freaky shifter story.
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Um… maybe it's just you, Kris. 😉
Tam's got a good point about tongues tho…
I think it might be just you, Kris, but it's pretty funny and so is the illustration!
It is just you my dear -I just roll with the punches…
These characers take on a life of their own – so body parts that stretch is no big deal…
E.H>
Heh, you guys have me measuring my tongue against my finger now to see if it's possible because my tongue is really long and with the pad of my index finger, I can just reach the prostate . . .
Nope, not possible I don't think. And I'm not actually trying it with my tongue to check for certain. And maybe that was all TMI. *slinks away*
*blinks at nichem*
Ha! I knew it. Thanks for that indedpent confirmation Richelle. 🙂
Also the muscle thing, well, I won't go into details but when the guy says “you're opening for me” he ain't talking Grand Canyon (hopefully ewwwwww).
lol@Tam.
I think it is just you again Kris.
Tam: No. He'd need 'go, go, gadget tongue'.
Chris: How come Tam can talk about a giraffe shifter story and I get dissed for the Inspector Gadget reference???
Val: It's not I tell you! *poutmope*
Because you're special? 🙂
*flags blog for objectionable content*
EH: *Dammit!* You have to admit, though, EH that some guy's ability to stretch to reach certain points seem a little far fetched sometimes.
Richelle: *snort* You know that the next time you check someone's prostate you'll be thinking about this discussion, right. *g*
Tam: LOL. It's the idea of muscles snapping back into place that gets me. 😉
Ingrid: I've come to that conclusion myself.
Chris: You're using 'special' as a euphemism, aren't you.
JenB: And after what I just did for you?! That's just plain mean.
I just remembered this which I did on photoshop I did a few weeks ago for a post at Wave's that fizzled out on me. Seems appropriate to dig it out today in light of the subject matter.
Grrrr, my freaking f key is not working. I have to keep pasting one.
Just you, sweetie.
Tam: I don't even want to know why you felt the need to do that pic.
Wren: I wish people would stop saying that. *poutmope*
I don't think I'd want my tongue cinched in place by a sphincter…especially if a choo-choo was coming down the dark tunnel.
(That damn Castanet has me on a train jag.)
Yeah, yeah. It's easy to blame Ms C for your trains of thought, isn't it.
Ha. Ha. Get it??
I kill me. *wipes tear from eye*
Sometimes I think that in m/m/f or m/f too. You think “Wait, your hand was just there, but now it's there? Do you have an extra arm I wasn't aware of?”
lol
See. It's not just me! 🙂
Hey new BFF Bridget. *g*
“”Wait, your hand was just there, but now it's there? Do you have an extra arm I wasn't aware of?””
LOL. I'm with you. My other thought is usually 'Quick. Take a breath before you suffocate. Seriously. She'll mind you dying with your tongue stuck in her hoo haa way more than you stopping going down on her for a few seconds.”
Damn. Flag didn't work. The tongue-on-prostate post is still up.
*mutterudecowmutter*