ally blue is going down

When Ally Blue heard what one of the choices was going to be in this round’s choose you own m/m story, she practically begged me to let her write it.

It was such total embarassment that I had to agree.

It’s true. 

I’m such a kind and caring soul.  *beams*

How to play:
Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.
Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…
Step 3. Hand it over to Ally, who has agreed to produce the short story incorporating your choices in time for Valentine’s Day! Very cool. 🙂

The story prompts:

1. part of the setting
a) a side show alley at a carnival
b) a public swimming pool in a small country town
c) a caravan used for conjugal visits
d) a BDSM dungeon

2. some background to one of the main protags
a) one of them is a wereoctopus
b) one of them is a wereoctopus
c) one of them is a wereoctopus
d) one of them is a wereoctopus

3. another character/s
a) a travelling sounds salesman
b) a grifter who puts the girls of Jerseylicious to shame
c) an amateur private detective who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes
d) a bearded lady who is filling in as the fortune teller

4. a conflict
a) a kidnapped chihuahua
b) a family reunites after many years, but everyone has different ideas about why things went wrong
c) a brown bear has escaped
d) soap

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) ‘Don’t you come near me with that straw!’

b) ‘2012?? Yeah, those Mayans could always tell a good joke.’
c) Occam’s Razor theory

d) ‘It’s not easy being a twink’ sung to Kermit’s ‘It’s not easy being green’

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmailDOTcom. You have until midnight Friday 7 January (Perth, Western Australia time).

Do me proud, my vegemite muffins!
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51 Responses to ally blue is going down

  1. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    Yay Ally.

    1. b) swimming pool
    2. d) wereoctopus
    3. c) Sherlock Holmes
    4. d) soap
    5. a) “Don't come near me with that straw”

    Now I'm starting to wonder if mine was all that difficult seeing these. Good luck Ally.

  2. Unknown's avatar Jenre says:

    1. B
    2. B
    3. C
    4. B
    5. D

    Good luck Ally 🙂

    My veri word today sums up Kris exactly 'apsyco'.

  3. Unknown's avatar Matthew says:

    I'm really glad I got away with a werejackalope. Honestly, wereoctopus, that's just… Yuck.
    Anyway:

    1. B (swimming pool. With guys in speedos. Or skinny dipping.)
    2. Can't decide… Uhh… C?
    3. D (a bearded lady is a must!)
    4. C (a bear – it goes well with a bearded lady and you can't go wrong with with a cute little animal)
    5. A (and good luck with that one!)

  4. 1. D
    2. Choices, choices. C (but Ally's already an expert in this field, isn't she? See?
    3. C
    4. D
    5. A

    Have fun, Ally!

  5. 1.D is for Dungeon
    (You totally knew I would choose this. Right? Right?!)

    2.D is for AWESOMENESS (and potential henti)

    3.D Bearded Lady (unless you look under her skirt! Ekk!)

    4.D Soap ('cause I'm already on a roll with this and it could work with the octopus.)

    5.D (Like you didn't know. Green is my favorite color, and I love twinks AND muppets)

    *sigh* This has so much potential to mess with my dreams tonight.

  6. Unknown's avatar lbgregg says:

    b-swimmin' pool
    b~manbearpig
    d~beard
    c~brown bear. NOM.
    b~Mayans

  7. Unknown's avatar Eyre says:

    1. A
    2. B 😉
    3. C
    4. A
    5. D

    Kris, you are brilliantly evil. 🙂

  8. Unknown's avatar Diane NYC says:

    1. B) swimming pool
    2. C) wereoctopus
    3. C) Sherlock Holmes
    4. D) soap
    5. A) “Don't come near me with that straw”

  9. Unknown's avatar Carmel says:

    Love tis,heaps of fun:)Thanks Ally & Kris:)
    My choices:
    1. a
    2. hmmm so many choices – I think I'll go with a)to d) (one of them is a wereoctopus)
    3. c
    4. a
    5. d

    Love vegemite!!!

  10. Unknown's avatar Ingrid says:

    1 d
    2 a
    3 c
    4 d
    5 d

  11. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Jenre: Please see Eyre's comment for the more appropriate description.

    Carmel: “Love vegemite!!!”

    You're my new BFF. 😀

  12. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    1. d) a BDSM dungeon
    2. d) one of them is a wereoctopus
    3. a) a travelling sounds salesman
    4. d) soap
    5. a) 'Don't you come near me with that straw!'

  13. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    CADDD
    Suzi.

  14. Unknown's avatar Ally Blue says:

    Delusional detectives plus tentacle pr0n? That's what Valentine's Day is all about!
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    I didn't go there last time (see Wren's link *g*) but this time? Hells yeah. This is gonna be fun 😀 Thanks for asking me, Kris!

  15. Unknown's avatar Jason says:

    1. a
    2. c
    3. d
    4. c BEARS!!!!!
    5. c

  16. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Ally: “That's what Valentine's Day is all about!”

    That's exactly what I was thinking when I was coming up with the choices! LOL.

    Jase: Broken record, hun. 😛

  17. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    Carmel: “Love vegemite!!!”

    You're my new BFF. 😀

    It doesn't count if the person liking vegemite is from Oz too.

  18. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Tam: It so does. Don't be continentest, Tam.

  19. Unknown's avatar Juniper says:

    We definitely need to keep you away from those ruby slippers.

    1. C
    2. A
    3. A
    4. D
    5. D

  20. Unknown's avatar K. Z. Snow says:

    Ally? The Blue? Groovy!

    1-a
    2-Kris gets her way, as usual.
    3-d
    4-a
    5-c (because I really love that phrase)

    Word Veri adds “micinide,” an exotic poison that should be used in this story.

  21. Unknown's avatar Nastassia says:

    1.b) a public swimming pool
    2.a) one of them is a wereoctopus
    3.b) a grifter who puts the girls of Jerseylicious to shame
    4.b) a family reunites after many years
    5.c) Occam's Razor theory

  22. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    re: #4 and soap – is it this sort of soap?! O.O

  23. Unknown's avatar Jambrea says:

    Woohoo! An Ally Story!!! 🙂

    1. part of the setting
    c) a caravan used for conjugal visits

    2. some background to one of the main protags
    a) -Um…I'm thinking…Wereoctopus…just sayin' ROFL!

    3. another character/s
    c) an amateur private detective who thinks he is Sherlock Holmes

    4. a conflict
    d) soap

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
    d) 'It's not easy being a twink' sung to Kermit's 'It's not easy being green'

  24. Unknown's avatar Melissa says:

    1. b
    2. (this one was hard) c
    3. c
    4. d
    5. d (I love Kermit…)

  25. Unknown's avatar orannia says:

    Umm…good luck Ally 🙂

    1. d
    2. All of the above *grin*
    3. a
    4. d
    5. c

  26. Unknown's avatar Lily says:

    1- B
    2- Darn it, it's so hard to choose! I guess I'll go with B
    3- A
    4- C
    5- D

    Good luck, Ally! 🙂

  27. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Chris: NO! God, no. *shudders*

  28. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    That's a relief!

  29. Unknown's avatar Marisa says:

    1. D
    2. A
    3. C
    4. B
    5. D

  30. Unknown's avatar Lucy says:

    Ohh, love these. I vote for:
    1. BDSM dungeon
    2. Wereoctopus
    3. bearded lady
    4. brown bear escape
    5. It's not easy being a twink

  31. Unknown's avatar Renee says:

    Cool! Good luck, Ally!

    B
    wereoctopus
    C
    C
    B

  32. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    D
    A
    C
    A
    A

  33. Unknown's avatar Ally Blue says:

    Okay, I have just a few more things to say here.

    When I saw the post title, I admit to thinking, “what? Not at work!”

    If this bunch votes for bears, guess which kind I'm using? Go on, guess. That's right 🙂

    Now that the link has been clicked, the temptation to use the corpse-soap (in the STORY!) is undeniably there O_O

  34. Unknown's avatar Matthew says:

    @Ally: BROWN bear. No workaround!

  35. Unknown's avatar Ally Blue says:

    Workaround? I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Matthew.
    **ponders the possibilities of Brown Bears**

  36. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Eeeek about corpse soap!

    Brown bear shifter. Duh.

    Veri word is fakin… Fakin'? Hmm.

  37. Unknown's avatar luciatea says:

    1)D
    2)B? 😛
    3)C
    4)C
    5)D (original :P)

  38. Unknown's avatar Cori says:

    This is going to be fantastic!

    1. C) a caravan used for conjugal visits
    2. A) one of them is a wereoctopus
    3. A) a traveling sounds salesman
    4. C) a brown bear has escaped
    5. A) “don’t you come near me with that straw!”

  39. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    1. D
    2. A
    3. A
    4. D
    5. A

    This sounds like fun.

  40. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Brown bear = IR.

    Corpse-soap = A big, fat fucking NO!

  41. Unknown's avatar nichem says:

    1. a
    2. this was a tough one, but I think I'll go with a
    3. a
    4. d
    5. d

    Good luck, Ally!

  42. Unknown's avatar Lilli says:

    1. b
    2. a
    3. b
    4. d
    5. a

    Um, Kris, you know, it would be nice to fit in a wereoctopus anywhere in the story, if possible, just sayin', totally weird, I know, but if you could turn a blind eye to it, pretty please?

  43. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Lilli: I'll see what I can do. 😛

  44. Unknown's avatar Lilli says:

    *in awe* from now on I'm a most dedicated minion. (yeah, I need a tidbit once in a while. 😛 )

  45. Unknown's avatar Alaina says:

    Hmmm….

    1. B: Swimming Pool
    2. C: Although I second the call for a manbearpig (which is oddly the second time said creature has come up this week!)
    3. A: Sounds Salesman!
    4. C: Brown Bear (too many possibilities there)
    5. D: Kermit! But an honorable mention to the straw. Maybe both? Can I be greedy?

  46. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    1. b) swimming pool
    2. When in doubt, always go with c.
    3. c) an amateur PI, because I want to know what he's going to do when he finds out about the wereoctopus angle on his latest tail.
    4. d) Don't drop the soap, baby! Too many good ideas for that.
    5. d) Twinkie wereoctopus? Guess he CAN take care of himself….

    And absolutely NO manbearpig. Ugh.

  47. Unknown's avatar Tracy says:

    Woohoo – Go Ally!

    1. B
    2. Tough but I'll go with A
    3. A
    4. B
    5. D

  48. Unknown's avatar Emilie says:

    1. a
    2. wereoctopus
    3. d
    4. a
    5. c

    Have fun, Ally. I'm sure we'll have fun reading it.

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