… but it’s fun and I figure we all need a bit of a giggle in our lives.
What am I talking about??
Why the content warnings at Samhain Publishing, of course!
These are a few of the ones which caught my eye (Besides some very weird arse – not to mention unpunny – titles and… have you noticed how many half-naked chicks like to hold onto their nipples or shoulders or whatever?? Is this some sort of new US craze?? Do our friends up north walk around doing the barely-covered-breast strut?? Isn’t that cold or is it only a Summer thing?? If so, it’s a bit hypocritical, don’t you think?? Like you can only be a nudist when it’s warm?? And what happens if you need to use your hands?? Is that when you do the ‘one arm covering both boobs’ pose?? Do you tuck you hand in your armpit?? What happens if you’re sweaty?? Isn’t that unhygienic?? Or perhaps you’re trying to hide something like a bad piercing scar or unsightly body hair… What?! I’m just asking. *pouts*) while I was perusing the ‘Coming Soon’ books the other day:
The Chancellor’s Bride by Kirsten Saell
Warning: This book contains explicit sex, including m/m and m/m/f; violence; bad language; financial irregularities; uneaten dessert; gratuitous invocation of various deities; and breakfast-table hijinks you’re not likely to witness at your neighborhood IHOP.
Hemovore by Jordan Castillo Price
Disclaimer: Be sure to schedule adequate breaks for food and sleep while reading this novel. The author will not be held liable for any missed workdays, low blood sugar headrushes, or unfortunate bathroom accidents that may result from reading “just one more chapter”.
What about you?? What are some of the LOL warnings that you’ve come across at Samhain??
Not familiar with them?? Go have a look. It’s a great timewaster. *g*