ever had one of those days…



… when the only thing that brings a smile on your face is the idea of stalking someone?

Granted my “day” has so far lasted the entire year, but seriously…

… breaking my bed, my electric blanket, my bedside lamp all in two days??? Not to mention throwing out a rug the boy kittens wrecked PLUS work crap AND a book diet?!?

W. T. F!!!

Only one thing keeps me going…


HA! You thought I was going to post a pic of a prettie, didn’t you?! You bunch of perves.

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19 Responses to ever had one of those days…

  1. Jenre says:

    Oh dear, someone need a hug.

    ((huuuuuug))

    All these broken things are just objects that can be replaced (admittedly at a cost) but at least you have your invisible internet friends (and your visible family).

    Plus the ability to think up devious ways to stalk certain authors.

  2. Kris says:

    Thanks Jen… and it's true stalking authors does make life worthwhile, although we are, at time, sooo unappreciated.

  3. Tam says:

    Sweetie, you need a big fat cocktail served to you by an almost naked cabana boy. And I'll be sitting right by your side with mine. (cocktail AND cabana boy) πŸ™‚ If I win the big lottery this weekend we're going to Bora Bora to do just that. Or somewhere more fun than here.

    Stalking however is a good timewaster until I win the lottery. Hugs.

  4. Tracy says:

    Awww honey you need a hug, a cocktail and a pretty to go and give you both. And yes, I was expecting the eye candy and yes, I am a perv. πŸ™‚

    I hope you are feeling better soon. πŸ™‚

  5. Ingrid says:

    Now that you mention it Kris…

    You know what they say here? Broken glass brings luck. So something good must be coming your way. No telling when of course *g*

    Btw I got a spare bedside lamp for you. Pink glass

  6. Tam says:

    Ingrid: Really? About the glass? I broke two drinking glasses last week. When does the luck come? I don't think it counts if you have to wait 12 years for something lucky.

  7. K. Z. Snow says:

    Come closer. I have one word for you. Are you listening?

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    Plastics.

  8. Ingrid says:

    No clue Kris, sorry

  9. Kris says:

    Tam: Well, now that you've got my hopes up you better bloody win!

    Tracy: Why am I not surprised that the Californian Butt Lady was expecting eye candy?! Thanx, btw.

    Ingrid: Like Tam, I broke a glass a couple of days ago too. Are you sure it doesn't give you bad luck. I have a broken bed, lamp, etc, etc that may indicate otherwise.

    A spare pink glass lamp?? How do you think that will travel to Australia??

    K Z: As in toys?? To try and make me feel better?? Really K Z. Are you trying to get my blog a content warning??

  10. K. Z. Snow says:

    Now did I say anything about toys? I wouldn't go there. Not here. Or anywhere. *ahem*

    I simply think the solution to your problem lies in surrounding yourself with unbreakable things. (Besides, it was an excuse to rip off a line from the movie The Graduate. I'm one of those nerds who love lifting lines from movies!)

  11. Kris says:

    Dear Movie Quote Geek

    You wouldn't go there, my arse/ass! (Please) Let me remind you of a post entitled “Duelling Penises”. That boat has well and truly sailed.

    Considering that I'm pretty much a klutz I think I should probably consider the plastic thing… or just wrap myself in bubble wrap. I guess either one would work.

  12. azteclady says:

    oh! you said “stalking”…

    At first I thought you mean “stabbing”

    *innocence*

  13. Kris says:

    The way my life's been lately it could have easily been stabbing. LOL.

  14. Ingrid says:

    In a box, it looks like a fishbowl but smaller.

    http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/40130033

  15. Kris says:

    Ooooh. *off to check whether the Perth Ikea has them*

  16. Ingrid says:

    ItΒ΄s pretty, got the big white one too.

  17. Lily says:

    You poor thing. You definitely need a few yummy drinks poolside with a couple of hotties to take care of you.

    Big hugs and enjoy the stalking!!!

    Lily πŸ˜‰

  18. Kris says:

    A white one too, Ingrid. I wonder if I can bowwo my brother's 4wd and make another trip to Ikea??

  19. Kris says:

    Thanks Lily. Stalking and Ikea. The two joys in my life at the moment. Oh, and reading, of course. πŸ˜‰

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