… when the only thing that brings a smile on your face is the idea of stalking someone?
Granted my “day” has so far lasted the entire year, but seriously…
… breaking my bed, my electric blanket, my bedside lamp all in two days??? Not to mention throwing out a rug the boy kittens wrecked PLUS work crap AND a book diet?!?
W. T. F!!!
Only one thing keeps me going…
HA! You thought I was going to post a pic of a prettie, didn’t you?! You bunch of perves.
Oh dear, someone need a hug.
All these broken things are just objects that can be replaced (admittedly at a cost) but at least you have your invisible internet friends (and your visible family).
Plus the ability to think up devious ways to stalk certain authors.
Thanks Jen… and it's true stalking authors does make life worthwhile, although we are, at time, sooo unappreciated.
Sweetie, you need a big fat cocktail served to you by an almost naked cabana boy. And I'll be sitting right by your side with mine. (cocktail AND cabana boy) 🙂 If I win the big lottery this weekend we're going to Bora Bora to do just that. Or somewhere more fun than here.
Stalking however is a good timewaster until I win the lottery. Hugs.
Awww honey you need a hug, a cocktail and a pretty to go and give you both. And yes, I was expecting the eye candy and yes, I am a perv. 🙂
I hope you are feeling better soon. 🙂
Now that you mention it Kris…
You know what they say here? Broken glass brings luck. So something good must be coming your way. No telling when of course *g*
Btw I got a spare bedside lamp for you. Pink glass
Ingrid: Really? About the glass? I broke two drinking glasses last week. When does the luck come? I don't think it counts if you have to wait 12 years for something lucky.
Come closer. I have one word for you. Are you listening?
No clue Kris, sorry
Tam: Well, now that you've got my hopes up you better bloody win!
Tracy: Why am I not surprised that the Californian Butt Lady was expecting eye candy?! Thanx, btw.
Ingrid: Like Tam, I broke a glass a couple of days ago too. Are you sure it doesn't give you bad luck. I have a broken bed, lamp, etc, etc that may indicate otherwise.
A spare pink glass lamp?? How do you think that will travel to Australia??
K Z: As in toys?? To try and make me feel better?? Really K Z. Are you trying to get my blog a content warning??
Now did I say anything about toys? I wouldn't go there. Not here. Or anywhere. *ahem*
I simply think the solution to your problem lies in surrounding yourself with unbreakable things. (Besides, it was an excuse to rip off a line from the movie The Graduate. I'm one of those nerds who love lifting lines from movies!)
Dear Movie Quote Geek
You wouldn't go there, my arse/ass! (Please) Let me remind you of a post entitled “Duelling Penises”. That boat has well and truly sailed.
Considering that I'm pretty much a klutz I think I should probably consider the plastic thing… or just wrap myself in bubble wrap. I guess either one would work.
oh! you said “stalking”…
At first I thought you mean “stabbing”
The way my life's been lately it could have easily been stabbing. LOL.
In a box, it looks like a fishbowl but smaller.
Ooooh. *off to check whether the Perth Ikea has them*
It´s pretty, got the big white one too.
You poor thing. You definitely need a few yummy drinks poolside with a couple of hotties to take care of you.
Big hugs and enjoy the stalking!!!
A white one too, Ingrid. I wonder if I can bowwo my brother's 4wd and make another trip to Ikea??
Thanks Lily. Stalking and Ikea. The two joys in my life at the moment. Oh, and reading, of course. 😉