ode to mannus tittyus – the finals

Since I’m taking a break from any kind of decision making — as well as spending my entire Monday morning reading Matthew Haldeman-Time free shorts *Thank you sooo much for giving me that link and stopping me from doing any work, Sara. You hate me, don’t you.* — I have chosen to pass the buck to let you guys decide who gets the $5 Loose Id voucher for the best line for the limerick.

Will it be Tam:

There was a Young Man whose titty,

Graced many a cover – so pretty.

Nommy, golden and pert.

A nipple ring wouldnโ€™t hurt!

To not lick it would be such a pity.

Or Emmy:

There was a Young Man whose titty,

Graced many a cover – so pretty.

Nommy, golden and pert.

A nipple ring wouldnโ€™t hurt!

Too bad he belongs to teh kitty!

The choice is yours!

Consider it practice for the upcoming game of ‘guess who Kris suckered into writing a short for her peeps’? *Mwahahaha!*

Oh, c’mon. Will this help??

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40 Responses to ode to mannus tittyus – the finals

  1. orannia says:

    *stares intently at the picture*

    What was the question again?

    Hmmmm. I can't make such a hard decision! Evil Kris! *panic*

    OK…I think…*panic*

    Emmy! Sorry Tam, your line was fantastic too!

  2. Kris says:

    *pettting* Such a GOOD prettie…

    What was I asking you?? Something to do with can't be arsed making a decision…

    Oh. *whoops*

    Thanks Orannia for casting your vote. No need to panic. *pats on head* You chose Emmy so now you won't be hunted down and killed. *GRIN*

  3. Sarah says:

    I LOOOOVE MGT. AND, this particular read is very much a favorite. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. jitterbug says:

    Emmy line's hilarious, but I vote for Tam's. It expresses exactly my thoughts when I stare at pictures like the one that graces your entry today *drools*.

    Kris, I'm just trying to feed your addiction. Mhh… it doesn't really sound positive, isn't it? *g*

  5. Kris says:

    Sarah: I wanna know how come everyone loves MHT and the last week or so has been the first friggin time I've really heard of him! Why youse all keeping seekrits from me??

    We luvs cookies, especially cookies that have been dunked. ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Kris says:

    *sluuuuurrrrrp* Tam it is. ๐Ÿ™‚

    “Kris, I'm just trying to feed your addiction. Mhh… it doesn't really sound positive, isn't it? *g*”

    Sara, hun, I really really REALLY don't need any help with my addiction, especially help that comes in the form of distracting free reads!

    *mutterplusIhavetoworktoearn$$forthetopayforreadsmutter*

  7. Anonymous says:

    I have to go with Emmy's, because I wished that chest was mine to play with. And no sharing allowed…
    Suzi.

  8. Tam says:

    I vote for Emmy. (That's the diplomatic thing to do and it is my job description.)

    I discovered MHT when I read his story Hot Weather. I bought it on a whim. Rarely do I pay attention to the stuff in the back of books but for some reason I checked out his website and found the shorts and got hooked. He doesn't have much m/m published unfortunately, only 3 that I know of, Affair in Paradise by Torquere which I mentioned in my metal and ink post and Off the Record which seems to be self published. If I found more out there for sale (he does have a short in another hard copy book) I'd be snapping them up.

  9. Kris says:

    Suzi: You do realise he is mine and I'm just sharing him with y'all. *Check out my Texas accent. I've been practising just for you. :)*

  10. Kris says:

    Tam: *coughsuckupcough*

    I think MHT is terrific. I love the free shorts on his website. My faves are: “Third and Madison”, “While Wearing Jeans”. “The List”, “Camville”, “Have you met Lucas”… hell, they're all good. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Tam says:

    I liked the two we mentioned with Jason and Trent and I Dare You, Purple and Magenta and Two Bodies. But you're right, they were all great.

  12. Lily says:

    My vote goes to Tam cause, oh yeah, totally lickable ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. Tam says:

    Oh god, I forgot 10 Weird Things, that one made me laugh.

  14. Jenre says:

    I'm going with Tam too – perverted women of the world unite!

  15. Ingrid says:

    Decisions decisions ……I vote for Tam

  16. K. Z. Snow says:

    Tam's line really, um, speaks to me.

  17. K. Z. Snow says:

    (Gotta say, those abs kind of freak me out. Any body part that looks like you could ride a dirt bike or four-wheeler over it doesn't seem too snugglicious.)

  18. Ingrid says:

    No cuddle is not the thing to do with those abs

  19. Tracy says:

    I'd vote for Tam but I'm not sure I can take my eyes from the picture you posted. Dear heavens that's lovely.

    Ok – my vote is for Tam.

  20. Going to have to vote for Tam, because all my fave LI authors send me their books, so what would I buy?

    And…nippos are entirely lickable.

  21. Kris says:

    *wonders why she is so surprised that all these chicks are perves with oral fixations*

    Looks like Tam is the winner of the voucher… and Emmy *braggart!* doesn't give a shit anyway. LOL.

  22. Kris says:

    “No cuddle is not the thing to do with those abs”

    Nice one, Ingrid. I think that will get comeback of the week!

  23. Tam says:

    *sniff* *sniff* I'm touched really. I'd like to thank the academy and all the little virtual people who voted for me. I love you all. *sob* *sob*

  24. Kris says:

    Now all I have to do is work out how to bloody activate the voucher. *sigh*

  25. Tracy says:

    I just want to see the tat on the guys arm – is that too much to ask???

  26. Kris says:

    What the hell are you doing, Tracy?? Are you just coming back here all the time just to check out this guy's, umm, tatt??

  27. Tracy says:

    And that's a problem why? Leave me alone in my tattoo fantasies!

  28. Tam says:

    Here Tracy, this is for you sweetie. Bobby Momenteller. Yummy with more than one tattoo.

    http://www.modelmayhem.com/206423

  29. Kris says:

    *mutterohdeargodmutter*

  30. Lily says:

    Congrats Tam!!! And thanks for the link, Bobby is a definite HOTTIE ๐Ÿ˜‰

  31. Tracy says:

    Thank you Tam! That was great – he's a cutie and those tats are lickable. Ahem…I mean, uh, highly likable. Yeah, that's what I meant.

  32. Kris says:

    Now, Lily, why am I not surprised that you have joined this lot too. Bloody hell.

  33. Lily says:

    Kris

    I love guys with tats. And if they have lickable nips as well, yum, that's even better ๐Ÿ˜‰

  34. K. Z. Snow says:

    I think it's time somebody staged an intervention on this blog.

  35. orannia says:

    Congrats Tam!

    Intervention K.Z.? Because we're not getting enough pretties?

  36. Mumma J says:

    Hi there

    You girls slay me. I liked Emmy's line, it was just so cute.

    Just want to say that at least some of the Hungarian men are very nicely made, but a lot are surly!!!

    Now I can work my camera onto the notebook I might try to take some piccies!

  37. Kris says:

    W. T. F.

    Now you have the Mumma perving for you during her travels???

    She'll probably end up getting arrested for stalking!

  38. Tracy says:

    Ahhhh those surly Hungarians – gotta love em! lol

    You go Mumma!

  39. Kris says:

    I spoke to her yesterday and she was on the deck of her boat. We were chatting away and then suddenly.. 'oh look there goes a nearly nekkid menz riding a bike. Nooice.'

    You are such bad influences.

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