… do you ever read some crime sub-genre and at the Big Reveal expect the caretaker to be unmasked (literally) as the villain??
Those who dared:
ouaqquwcgk on my confession dkmhwgijnw on random awesomeness Kris on maybe it’s me, but… kaetrin on maybe it’s me, but… Kris on maybe it’s me, but… 
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Ummm. No. But if the heroes were two young guys and their dog and the bad guy said “If it wasn't for you meddling kids I would have gotten away with it!” I would swoon with delight. 🙂 Fred and Shaggy. Oh yeah.
Oooh. Fred and Shaggy pron. There's got to be some of it out there some where. LOL.
Oh, yeah! It's always the surly caretaker, the ex-boyfriend, the neighbor, the real estate agent, or whoever it is that brings our hero to the scene of the crime. This must be the modern version of “The butler did it!”
And Fred and Shaggy porn, ha, ha! Got to be out there somewhere. What is the www even for if not to cater to such desires?
OMG, you made me curious.
http://gaypornotoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/scoobydoo001.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA, I am so sick and warped.
http://gaypornotoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/flintstones_01.jpg
The small ones are always the best endowed, well, in fiction.
http://gaypornotoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/looney_tunes_02.jpg
Val: “This must be the modern version of “The butler did it!”” *snort* True.
I think you spoke to soon, btw. Did you check out what Tam found??
Tam: My eyes! My eyes!!! Dear God. Please make it stop.
OMG, I just about died with the cartoons Tam found!!!!!!!!
Is there nothing sacred left in this world?? ROFL
Totally forgot what I was going to say about this post.
Where do you find this stuff Tam? I'm always amazed by you ability to sniff out the most
in the internet :).
OK, this is ringing some bells. I read a book recently which DID have the kids solving the mystery a la Scooby Doo (and it was the gardener or butler or someone in disguise), yet I can't for the life of me remember what it was called.
I read too many books, they all start to blend together after a while.
This is the Mumma speaking…
Kris is as sick as a cat and I just have to comment on Tam's comment…
All I can say (ask) is… what is it that you do for a crust, that you have time to do all this research?
The girl child is in need of a good research assistant, how about coming to Perth for a stay of…. mmmm… p'r'aps several weeks?
You can stay with the Pater – it's okay really, he's 88, so you will be safe.
Bring your girl child with you… She can enjoy the hallowed (cough*bullshit*cough) halls of my school.
Ciao
Mumma, I would be thrilled to come and stay with you for a while and so would my daughter. However that old thing called a day job and a need for money beckons. Feel better soon Kris.
Honest to god I googled Spongebob and Patrick porn images and the first site that popped up gave me all that. It then linked to a site which is nothing but common and not so common cartoons drawn as porn. But it costs $30 a month to subscribe. I can imagine flicking through and laughing once in a while but people are willing to pay $30 a month to watch the Jetsons have sex? Too funny.
Its a talent Jen, its a talent. 😀
I'm not a huge suspense reader but I have thought that on occasion when reading one. 🙂 Too funny.
Oh.my.god.Tam. You kinky little shit! lolol Those were just too, too good. I love the Shaggy and Freddie one. I knew Freddie was gay – knew it! lol
Kris – feel better my friend.
Kris, hope you feel better real soon!!
I am so jealous of ya'll. I really really wish I could see the cartoon porn but I would have to send a request to the govt to view that site.
Poor me…
Suzi.
Somehow I don't think they'd give you permission Suzi. 😦 Hmmm. What if I saved it in photobucket and gave it a new name? That might work. Let me try that when I get home. No way my firewall at work will let me access a site called gaypornotunes.
Can you see these Suzi? I'd hate you to feel left out.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/ipol28/flintstones_01.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/ipol28/looney_tunes_02.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/ipol28/scoobydoo001.jpg
Tam, you are a naughty girl for tempting Suzi like this. 🙂
I hope the photobucket thing works, Suzi, otherwise you'll have to wait until your stateside again.
Lily: I think the whole post lost it's oomph as soon as Shaggy and Fred pron was mentioned. LOL.
Jen: Was it a book or a movie?? Cos I just watched the Nancy Drew movie and that was pretty much mystery ala Scooby Doo.
You're reading buckets of books at the moment and churning out the reviews. I hope you don't burn yourself out, although my book budget may be thankful if you do. 😉
Tracy: Tee hee. Great minds and all that.
Thanks for your thoughts everyone. I appreciate it. 🙂
Oooh. Fred and Shaggy pron. There's got to be some of it out there some where.
Noooo. No. No. No. That's just wrong!
I always except it to be Mr Green, in the library, with a candlestick. Or did I just date myself?
Too late, Orannia. Tam found it.
If I admit to knowing exactly what you are talking about will that date me as well?? 🙂
Tam you rock!! Thank you Thank you! I have not laughed so hard in a while. You should show us more of your 'research'.
It's so wrong yet so right…
Suzi.