new kris ‘n’ good books product for kids

Worried about the reading habits of your kids??

Want to ensure the size of your child’s future tbr??

Look no further!

It’s Kris ‘n’ Good Books’ Nursery Rhymes!

This album features some today’s crap pop sensations lip syncing timeless classics like:

“Itsy, Bitsy Bookworm”

“I’m a Little Book Light”

“The buttons on the E-reader go click, click, click”

“100 Paperback Books on the Shelf”

… and the #1 bestseller…

“If you’re a Book Slut and you know it clap your hands”

Get your copy now before stock runs out!

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23 Responses to new kris ‘n’ good books product for kids

  1. Mumma J says:

    He he he…

    You are so funny Sissy!

  2. Tam says:

    You're hilarious. Hanna Montana never looked so good. 🙂

  3. Sean Kennedy says:

    Drunk by 10am on a Sunday? I tip my hat to you!

  4. orannia says:

    You scare me…. 🙂

  5. nichem says:

    Ack, I thought once I got my kid to bed I wouldn't have to see Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers for the rest of the night. *cries*

  6. all yours for $19.99? Buy now and get a pack of sparkling glow in the dark condoms free!

  7. nichem says:

    Though now that I think of it, your songs do sound rather interesting. Hmm, maybe I could get my daughter interested in your CD instead. Is that one payment of $19.99 or three easy payments of $19.99?

  8. Kris says:

    I come by my sense of humour honestly, Mumma. 😉

    Tam: I think I also look good in yellow. *g*

    Sean: Try drunk still. The combo of red wine and cheesy corn chips and guac is a killer.

  9. Kris says:

    Orannia: In a good way, though, right? Right??

    Richelle: *starts list of stuff that'll get Richelle back for Good Reads*

    This is bound to get your daughter interested in reading more, and for three easy payments of $19.99 – gotta cover the costs of those celeb photos and the postage – is a bargain!

    Katiebabs chook: We don't want to encourage underage sex so this offer actually includes one life-sized sparkly vampire decal! Bound to give your child pyschological problems for years to come!

  10. Tracy says:

    lolol omg…I wanted you to be Po of the Teletubbies! Damn, maybe next time. 🙂

  11. Lily says:

    ROFL, another brilliant post!!

    *claps hands*

  12. Kris says:

    Tracy: Is that a roundabout way of saying that my gut looks big in yellow??

    Lily: *clap, clap* 😉

  13. Jenre says:

    Very funny, Kris.

    Who are the Jonas Brothers? (either I'm too old or my kids too young for me to know).

  14. How thoughtless me to encourage underage sex. That Edward decal will be great as birth control.

    Jenre: The Jonas Brothers are one of the biggest teen groups in America right now. Think of them as Nsync.

  15. Tam says:

    Jen: The problem is your oldest is a boy. If it was a girl you'd likely know. Do you guys have Disney Channel? Camp Rock?

    And anyone associating with the Jonas Brothers doesn't need condoms because they've taken a lovely purity pledge that they won't have sex (with girls anyway :-D)) until they get married. Or until the first paternity suit is filed.

  16. wren says:

    Awesome, amazing. Pretty dang funny!

    On a side note that's only sort of related to this post – did anybody see the Rolling Stone Magazine cover from last summer of the Jonas Brothers where it looked like Joe was the sub in a three-way brocest group? Or was it just me seeing slash, y'know, everywhere?

    http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/19210193/2008_rolling_stone_covers/photo/14/large/

  17. Tam says:

    Wren, tsk tsk. Well we all know Joe is a little subby (have you seen that video of him in the catsuit and heels?) and that cute little Nick may be young and look innocent, but he's running the show. 🙂

  18. Jenre says:

    Nsync? No, got a blank on that one as well.

    We don't have satellite/cable TV so there's no Disney Channel in my house – Thank goodness, as if there isn't enough crap for the kids on TV without having the Disney Channel as well.

  19. Wow! Kris, you're so creative! And those Teletubbies are so weird! Awesome!

  20. Anonymous says:

    I have a 13 yr old and I have been forced to endure countless episodes of Hannah Montana, JB and Mary Kate n Ashley( they have a million and one stupid, inane, ridiculous…etc movies) I tried pleading and threatening her without success. So now I bribe my daughter to kindly turn off the above if I walk into a room and instead she watches them online. It works… I know it's wrong but if I see or hear those stupid songs and movies one more time…

    But then today after school(Yes Sunday is a weekday in this country) she comes home all excited about some teen vampire or witch prog winning an Emmy and I had to raise the bribe to stop her from talking about them…

    Hmm… now that I think about it, I do believe I am being manipulated…
    Suzi.

  21. wren says:

    Tam: I know, I know *lowers eyes in shame* And yes, I saw that video – Joe doing a version of “Put a Ring on It”. Kinda creepy.

  22. Kris says:

    Jen: *gasp* Not heard of the Jonas Bros??? *coughluckyyoucough*

    KBC: There's nothing like putting a life-sized shadow on the wall and then talking to your kids about sex-crazed stalkers to put the fear of S-E-X into 'em.

    Wren: There's something definitely going on in that pic! Either that or we're perves. *g*

    Tam: After seeing that photo… purity, my arse!

    Val: “Wow! Kris, you're so creative!” *blushes* I know.

    Suzi: Your daughter so has your number. LOL.

  23. Tracy says:

    lol Kris – not at all. But when my oldest daughter watched the Teletubbies endlessly (even though I tried to get her to watch other stuff) when she was younger Po was always my fav. 🙂

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