I bet you’re asking yourself if that thing on the cover is what you think it is.
Oh, c’mon. How could I not. 🙂
Those who dared:
ouaqquwcgk on my confession dkmhwgijnw on random awesomeness Kris on maybe it’s me, but… kaetrin on maybe it’s me, but… Kris on maybe it’s me, but… 
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Hm. Now that's a classy thing to see on a book cover. It sort of telegraphs the message, This ain't Booker or Pulitzer Prize material, people!
At least it's very pretty and demure, but I suspect it would get lost in some women. Like Castanet. She'd either have to tie fishing line to the end of it or bundle three of 'em together.
Was that TMI?
Ummm. Ewww. That description just turned me right off and a vibrator/dildo on the cover moreso. Yeah, classy. I'd rather see side boob and man titty. Sigh.
Jesus KZ, yes that was TMI.
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Wow, I can't believe the good stuff I've been missing by not reading m/f romances. 😛
Geez, and I'm embarrassed just reading books with the man titty covers in public. I can't even imagine taking out a book like that.
KZ, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sorry, Tam. I figured Kris would be the first one to show up, and I don't mind offending her. 🙂
Ditto, nichem. Leave it up to Kris to throw out something like that and then disappear.
Why am I not surprised that it was KZ who finally discovered the line that some of you have.
OMG, the Anal Beginner's Kit!!!! I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. I'd have ruined my laptop!
How nice that they include a towel on the cover. One must always practice good hygiene.
Jen, surely you knew that having washcloths and using them to clean up your partner after anal sex is one of the signs of twu wuv.
Oh, what a lovely front cover! I thought that it must have been a pretty knife handle and a dish towel. 😛 *smiling innocently*
What I want to know is…
Was the plotline any good? 🙂
It looks like a big tube of toothpaste. yeah that's it…
I'm still curious as to what kind of “beginner” would be brave enough to shove that thing up her ass.
Just sayin.
By the way, the vagina flowers are a nice touch as well.
(So sorry. I just can't quit looking at it! It's so sweet and pretty, and yet so horrifying at the same time.)
Mumma: Plot??? Who cares!
Katiebabs chook: Wow. You guys sure have interesting looking tubes of toothpaste over there in the US.
JenB: A beginner who couldn't find the “Anal for Dummies” guide.
Vagina flowers??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Wow, I can't believe the good stuff I've been missing by not reading m/f romances. 😛
Indeed it almost looks like we are missing out.
I can see myself reading this one in the train. People will check cover twice and try to peek inside my book what I am reading. Good thing that it is in english so they won't catch it immediately
Can you really buy an 'anal beginners kit'? I think we need Tam to use her investigative skills here.
Theoretical skills of course, unless you have some practical experience to relate?
KZ: Did you cross a line? I think we must share the same warped sense of humour. Either that or I've read too many m/f romance books where the man's dick is referred to as 'as thick as her wrist', in which case no, the dainty dildo may be a slight disappointment ;).
Ingrid: It's not the English that will give it away, but the picture of the dildo on the cover. 😉
Jen: Are you asking about Tam's practical experience??
Bit personal, don't you think.
It's dainty for a reason, Jen. Beginners remember. 🙂
Jenre, not that I know from personal experience, but yes, they do sell 'anal beginners kits'. http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/DJ540004.htm
Are you guys ganging up on me. >:-|
To be honest this post disturbed me so much I was thinking about it when I woke up this morning. Honest to god. LOL Then I thought – gay boys are taking it up the butt like there's no tomorrow and some chick needs an anal starter kit? We have babies, nothing is more painful than that, trust me. Suck it up honey.
Ha! I knew someone would come up with a site for me. Richelle has beaten you to it this time Tam!
I'm not ganging up on you. I just know that you, more than any of us, are able to find those obscure sites which answer our burning questions :).
Y'know, this discussion has got me wondering. Are virginias and rosebuds like memory foam? Stick something up either one, and it “remembers” the shape and subsequently conforms to it?
Haven't you all been wondering about that?
No?
Well, okay. Bye.
It's a talent Jen, truly it is. 😀
You're weird KZ. Must be why I love you. 😛
But…DAINTY??? It sure as hell doesn't look dainty to me. It looks BIG! And all those ridges! *clenches*
Excuse me. I'm gonna go cry now.
Richelle: Well. They sure as hell aren't as pretty. 😉
Tam, as Jen said, it's just that we know you have awesome skillz. 🙂
KZ: Did you not read anything in the post before this about snapping muscles?? Geezus.
JenB: *rolls eyes* Drama Queen!
Did you not see how big some of those plugs and largest dildo got in the other beginners kit that Richelle found?? Hell yes, it's dainty.
*ponders* Maybe it's a beginner's kit for the 'Refined Lady' because it comes in a pretty colour with towel and flowers… which has now given me an image of Emily from Little Britain trying to sell these at a sex toy party.
Kris, get hip to the trip. Resilience is one thing; muscles with MEMORY is another.
Sheesh. Why do I always have to spell everything out for you?
Forgive me, Obi One KZnowie. I momentarily forgot your PhD in Erotic Muscles. You should add that to your author bio, btw.
You guys are so funny! I have nothing to add after laughing so hard at all of the other comments. 🙂