Do you vaguely remember that ‘choose your own m/m story’ thing??
Well, lookee here!!
You will laugh your arse off. *Hopefully, not literally.*
Don’t forget to check out the latest in L B’s Men of Smithfield series:
I reckon it’s the best yet. 🙂
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
OMG, funny funny stuff. I'm never going to be able to look at a chocolate fountain the same way again. 🙂 Great job.
LisaBea! OMG you are CraAAZY and wicked!!! But only in the best of ways.
Tam~I only wish I had added the photos. I meant to….
CJ~I am crazy. You know it.
Cherry flavored ass lube to go along with the bug in the pocket.
Waterbugs are freaky looking mo fos.
One disturbing yet funny story with a HEA!
OMG too fucking funny. That was hilarious.
Don't fuck with crazy. teehee.
I love LB.
Katiebabs–They are…freaky. Uhm. But you know, many things are freaky in erotica. So, why not a water bug double action love toy?
Tracy–I'd like to think of that as words to live by, but obviously it's too late.
Thanks ladies.
haha. I didn't even mention how much I loved Cherries Jubilee. That was classic. And on a hawt cowboy.
You could probably market the cockroach love toy – I'm sure someone would buy it.
Tracy–Maybe Leather's first pony was named Cherries Jubilee?
Which gives a little disgusting bent to that cherry flavored lube. Not that it wasn't disgusting enough.
I've been anxiously waiting for this one. Love how you worked all those elements in — the pineapple, the My Little Pony tattoo…I'd be so freaked out if there was an entomologist conference anywhere in my vicinity.
I'm glad you all are enjoying the story as much as I did.
So, I did a bit of research and was able to discover a pineapple shaped cock ring as well as pineapple flavoured lube.
The cockroach sex toy was MIA I'm afraid – actually terrified – to say. Like Tracy, I'm pretty sure that there are plans (TM L B Gregg) being drawn up as we speak. LOL.
LB, I think you should add 'inventor of the cockroach sex toy' to your author byline as a reminder of such a proud moment. *g*
Kris~Funny you should mention the pineapple love stuff–because I did consider both those items! But..uhm…I needed MOAR.
Emilie~Me too. I'd be calling that Orkin Man in a jiffy.
Speaking of Orkin men, my Cleveland vacation story from this summer: We walk into our hotel (bought a paid for on-line) and the Rent-o-kill (Orkin's competition) is standing there with his container of bug killer and says “Which rooms do you want me to spray?” ACK!!!! If I'd seen sign of even one lousy bug I would have cleared out, but I didn't an ignorance is bliss. LOL So I have a soft sport for Orkin-type men who keep me safe from creepy crawlies.
Ok you had me at 'Cleveland Vacation'
Heh.
Oh that was wonderful! A real hoot! Thanks, Kris and LB.
LOL, fabulous story!!Great job, LB.
Eeeeeeeeeee!!!! Cherries Jubilee is my favorite pony! I had the special edition of her–the scented one with velvety…fur(?)
Supa dupa cute. 😀
Is it just me who now feels a little…itchy. Or perhaps it's my slight aversion to cockroaches!
Great story LB. Loved the farcical humour. The bit with the chocolate fountain was inspired :).
Manfully wrangling cows and boys? LOL. LB you're inspired, truly!! So funny and there are some wickedly good one liners in there. *snort*
JenB~ I wonder if I knew that about Cherries Jubilee? It's exactly the kind of thing I like to do! But the name…seemed appropriate.
Jenre~I'm going to be looking very carefully at chocolate fountains in the future (actually, I've never seen one in RL).
Sarah~Glad you caught that. Sometimes I write stuff and I LOL. I worry that I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny.(my kids tell me this) Bless you.
Lily & Wren~Glad you liked it! Thanks to Kris!!
Oops. Pretend that was LB Gregg.
OMG, LB that was great! So funny.
lb, that story is an instant classic. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Only you, babe. Priceless.
Nichem~Glad you enjoyed it! ::phew::
Samantha Kane, famous writer with Brand New Cougar Book Out (see the promo?)~I wonder if Mr. Kane would like that story?
How much do I owe you? lol
I was going to have him read it, but he got in really late last night. But rest assured, he will be reading it tonight. 🙂
Cherries jubilee!