encounters with my baby brother: 2


three guesses where I stole this from

As many of you are aware, I’ve recently discovered the awesome time suck that is Sarah’s pron blog.

Therefore, you can probably guess how much enjoyment I got from telling my baby brother I was surfing gay pron when he asked what I was doing the other day.

… and Kris lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

Advertisements

About Kris

Reads, rants, randoms & R+s. You've been warned. BTW, don't follow me if you're a GLBTQQphobic wanker. It won't end well. For you.
This entry was posted in encounters, me, my brother. Bookmark the permalink.

50 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 2

  1. Tam says:

    Sigh. As I await the review of Black Wade by said bearded one, cookies away shipment.

  2. Mariana says:

    LMAO! That's funny stuff (about your brother)… Now you have me looking at pron O_o

  3. Chris says:

    Ha! Has he learned not to ask yet?

  4. That's one of my favorite blogs. I go there when I have a taste for something…yummy.

    What was baby bro's response?

  5. Mandi says:

    I tried to get my brother's male friends to make out a few nights ago..I may have had a drink or two and thought all the boys should be getting it on. Unfortunately they didn't agree with me.

    My brother loves it when I visit πŸ˜‰

  6. Mandi says:

    ps…I heart that blog. πŸ˜‰

  7. nichem says:

    LOL! I'll have to try that with my baby bro sometime.

  8. Val says:

    Ha, ha! I'm with Chris: Has he learned not to ask yet?

    Seriously, your baby brother is awesome. I could never have anything remotely approaching these type of conversations with my brother!

  9. Oh Kris that is just cruel. Did baby brother shudder..? Mr KC knows not to ask anymore what I'm reading on my Kindle especially if I start fanning myself. Mr. KC doesn't need to know that it's the boys kissing boys that makes me all hot and bothered these days.

  10. Tam says:

    Funny Mandi. Next time have a camera ready just in case they take you up on it. More booze is obviously required.

  11. Mandi says:

    Yes..more booze on their part…HA.

  12. Ingrid says:

    One would almost start to feel sorry for the poor guy *evil grin*

    That will teach him to ask next time!

  13. Kris says:

    Tam: I keep on reminding him, but, well, he is a boy…

    Mariana: Erm, is this where I say I'm sorry for the pron cos I'm a little unsure? πŸ˜‰

    Chris: You would think so right. Must be the courteous thing that he learnt as a kid. Who knew it would have such fun repercussions for me down the track. LOL.

    Wren: Mine too.

    First, there was silence and then there was 'for fuck's sake Kris do you have to tell me this shit'. My response 'hey, you asked'. Classic. *oppositeofpoutmope*

  14. Kris says:

    Mandi: LMAO! Too funny. I would've tried offering bribes as well, like free pizza for a month. Hmmm, try that next time. Oh, and don't forget your camera. Pics would be good. πŸ™‚

    “ps…I heart that blog. ;)”

    It is my go to for the cookies of the smut.

    Oh, and I'm gonna ask my brother now if there are any circumstances where he would kiss a boy. Should be interesting.

    Richelle: You definitely should. For some reason brothers are shocked to find out their sisters look at/watch pron, let alone gay pron. LOL.

    Val: My baby brother IS awesome. I think there is very little that I could say to him that, maybe after he got over his initial reaction, he would openly discuss with me. I am a lucky girl. πŸ™‚

  15. Kris says:

    KC: Cruel?? I have no idea what you mean. *whistles innocently*

    One wonders what Mr KC would do if he found about your little thing with boys kissing boys. πŸ˜‰

    Ingrid: “One would almost start to feel sorry for the poor guy *evil grin*

    That will teach him to ask next time!”

    Exactly! Mwahahahahahahaha!

  16. I am trying to ween myself off her stuff and you go and do this…

    Shame on you… Like you have a regretful bone in your body!!!

    Woe is me….

    P.S. Whilst you are over there have you tried Eyre's stuff…. loads of young men flesh and other erects bits on display…

    Enjoy

    E.H>

  17. Kris says:

    *hehehe*

    So, EH, I mosied on over to Eyre's tumblr account and what do I see but a lot of bubble butts. Me likey. *g*

  18. Tam says:

    Ohhhh. Tell him or a pic of him kissing a boy I'll back off the book review and up the ante with a Canada T-shirt along with the cookies. Would he care to make a counter-offer? πŸ˜€

    He should beware his reticence, I've yet to launch into full stalker mode. Just a small warning.

  19. Tam says:

    Huh, this is edging dangerously close to “gay for pay”. I may be shoving him down a slippery slope. Ah well, sometimes you have to make sacrifices.

  20. Chris says:

    Whoa. Think of the mileage Kris could get out of that one, Tam! “My brother's GFP experience” does have a nice ring as a post title, doesn't it?

  21. Kris says:

    O_O

    *hehehe*

  22. Chris says:

    Um, Kris? Getting nervous. No drugging up your brother and dragging him to gay clubs, right? Does he READ your blog?

  23. Sarah says:

    This is the beautiful Scott Tanner. I have many impure thoughts about him. hehe.

  24. Sarah says:

    PS I am so glad my pron blog is providing you with some much entertainment. hehe.

  25. Tracy says:

    I love Sarah's place too.

    OMG my brother thought it was sinful when my hubby and I were just dating and decided to live together. And then had an effin cow when he found out that my kids knew – like that would curse them to be just as sinful. Fuck. How did I get such a straight-laced brother? I love him but geez! If he knew I read m/m he would be sure to tell me I was goin straight to hell.

  26. Mariana says:

    No need for apologies… I should thank you… Spent a nice couple of hours enjoying the scenery πŸ™‚

  27. Tam says:

    Tracy: One of my daughter's classmates dropped out of the school musical because she found out a character in the first scene is pregnant and not married so she refuses to be associated with the whole production. Ooooookay. LOL

  28. Kris says:

    *crosses the drug and drag (waggles eyebrows) off list*

    Chris, he doesn't read it, but he does help me come up with some of the ideas for posts. One of which I will start soonish. πŸ™‚

    Sarah, he sure is prettie.

    Thanks heaps, btw. I'm getting heaps of entertainment value as well as candy for the eyes from your blog.

    Hey, did you ever check out that gonorrhea tatt? I'm positive it was like a warning or sumpin'.

    Tracy, as much as it's a little squicky for my brother, he actually thinks it's hilarious that I like m/m and tells people about it… which, as you can imagine, can occasionally be a little embarrassing for me. *Bastard!*

    Mariana: LOL. Awesome.

    Tam: Bloody hell. That seems a tad excessive.

  29. Chris says:

    Well, if he's oversharing about your m/m addiction, put the drug'n'drag back in your plans, no censure from me!

  30. Kris says:

    Chris, actually I'm now thinking of a Q&A for him along the lines of:

    what would it take for you to –
    (a) kiss a boy, and/or
    (b) dress in drag

    I'll let you know what his response is. *g*

  31. Chris says:

    *admires the slippery slope that Kris is setting up for her brother*

  32. Tracy says:

    Kris – I like your plan for your brother! πŸ™‚

    Tam – Oh holy cow. I can't believe that person quit the play because of a pregnant girl! Just wrong.

  33. lol I love telling people I'm surfing gay porn. Especially my husband. heehee

  34. Kris says:

    International: We're so naughty. LOL. It does make for some interesting – not to mention down right hilarious – reactions, right. It's the little things that entertain us. πŸ™‚

  35. We're all sick in the heads. I can talk to my brother about some stuff, but nothing like you can with yours. My brother is a prude which boggles my mind. Where did I come from then? lol

  36. JenB says:

    My little brother is a preacher (and my parents are Sunday School teachers), so my reading materials *never* come up. I also don't get specific about my editing projects. I just say “romance” or “fantasy” and leave it at that. LOL

  37. Lily says:

    I started my Tumblr just so I could follow her. Love it!!

    Your poor baby bro. When will he learn?

  38. Kris says:

    Bridget: “We're all sick in the heads.” Oh, to be known so well. LOL.

    My brother and I are pretty much BFs so talking about everything and anything comes with that. As I said before I am very lucky. πŸ™‚

    JenB: *gigglesnort* So do you have nightmares then, Jen, of ever been found out. If it were me I'd be terrified of family get togethers in a 'must not get drunk and reveal all' way. LOL.

    Lily, you perve. πŸ™‚

    “When will he learn?”

    Well, let's hope not any time soon given how much fun I'm getting out of teasing him to death. *g*

  39. Mumma J says:

    Hey Sissy, I come back after a couple of days away and I find someone who has become “nice” YUCKY….

    And someone else who brigs back memories of the boy child's part as Batman in CBC's melodrama! He he he!

    I wonder if I can find a photograph to put up on Facebook… MMMmmmmmm now where will that be?

  40. Mumma J says:

    Oooops, didn't proof read!

  41. Kris says:

    Mumma, you are the one who got me reading romance in the first place so in actual fact this sappiness of mine is your fault. Plus sap does not equal nice, especially in my case.

    Oh, and if post that pic of the baby brother, which I'm buggered if I know how you thought of that in this context – proof that I come by my randomness genetically -, prepare for the fall out. Just sayin'.

  42. orannia says:

    I've recently discovered the awesome time suck…

    But in a good way, right?

    LOL Mandi!

    Oh, and I'm gonna ask my brother now if there are any circumstances where he would kiss a boy. Should be interesting.

    Understatement of the century!

  43. Kris says:

    Absolutely in a good way, Orannia. πŸ™‚

    “Understatement of the century!”

    This is going to be sooo good. *g*

  44. Ingrid says:

    Kris, Sarah has some batman/ robin pics too on her blog. Maybe you can do a comparison or a touch of photoshop??

  45. Anonymous says:

    I tried going to Sarah's blog and got a big blocked sign…
    My brothers know about my m/m books and refuse to discuss it with me since I came up with the 'men should be having sex with other men due to the prostate location' theory. Makes sense to me…

    Suzi.

  46. Mumma J says:

    Batman was gay, wasn't he? All that Bruce Wayne stuff was a front. Most Aussies know that if you are named Bruce, you're gay!

    And have you seen that photograph of me on his fb page? I so owe him!

  47. Tam says:

    “Most Aussies know that if you are named Bruce, you're gay!”

    Holy crap, I laughed out loud in my living room. Too funny. I wanna see him as Batman. Shaaaaaare.

  48. Kris says:

    Ingrid: Ooooohhh…

    Suzi: Are you back in the Middle East then?? Poo for you and the blockage.

    I must remember to use that prostate argument on the baby brother. It makes perfect sense to me too. *g*

    Mumma: “Most Aussies know that if you are named Bruce, you're gay!”

    Right now, there are a bunch of Aussie farmers coming after you with pitchforks.

    Tam, nope. I don't want to die just yet.

  49. JenB says:

    Hee…well…don't have to worry about getting drunk because alcohol is strictly forbidden in my parents' house.

    I'm glad I grew up in a strict home, though. I'm actually pretty conservative if you don't count my reading tastes. LOL

  50. Kris says:

    “I'm actually pretty conservative if you don't count my reading tastes.”

    Hmmm, I'm trying to recall someone who was talking about how much they liked anal sex… now who was that… can you remember, Jen??

Leave a Reply. I dare you.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s