maybe it’s me, but…

… that’s what I call mesh.


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48 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. But what if that bum was a hairy one. Would it be meorow then?

  2. MsM says:

    I wanna see the flip side. *waggles brow*



  3. Val says:

    Wow! I mean, wow! That's an outrageously goodlooking backside! But the name Aussiebum just makes me want to snicker, ha, ha!

  4. Leontine says:

    This is so not good for my blood pressure. Still, can I have one to go?

  5. Chris says:

    *wonders who left that bite mark*


  6. Tam says:

    But really, why even bother with anything? It is nice though, very nice. Like MsM, I want to see the front.

  7. Lily says:

    I really need a look at the front before deciding. 😉

  8. nichem says:

    Very nice, but count me in as needing a look at the front. 😉

  9. Jenre says:

    well the arse is nice, but don't you think those briefs might be a bit uncomfortable? Thy'd leave an unpleasant-looking hatch design on the arse cheeks and when he sat down it would be like sitting on a sieve.

    Ooh, maybe they are BDSM undies for the sub who's been a bad boy.

  10. Isn't that a mirror in which we can see his front?
    I don't care that much about the front though, with a fabulous ass like that who cares about the front 😉 As long as I can only watch (being married and all) those buns are enough for me *sigh*

  11. @Jenre: LOL! Didn't think about that 🙂 Makes it even hotter 😉

  12. Ingrid says:

    Yummy, that looks very good indeed!

  13. jitterbug says:

    I shouldn't have read Katiebabs' comment. Now I'm imaging hairy bums in fishnetlike briefs, tuft of hair poking out from every… hole. Uh. Not nice.

  14. Tam says:

    I don't think he's sittin' Jen, I think he's working the pole.

    Ewww. Sarah. Thanks, thanks for that. Not.

  15. Sarah says:

    The 'making of' this commercial was a treasure, still think it is on youtube. 😀

  16. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: But it's not so let's not give Kris nightmares. Ok.

    MsM, Tam, Lily & Richelle: *whispers* Look in the mirror…

    Val: LOL. They're actually a huge undies and swimwear brand with an international following.

    Leontine: Why stop with one. 😉

  17. Val says:

    “Val: LOL. They're actually a huge undies and swimwear brand with an international following.”

    I'm such a 12 year-old in so many ways, ha, ha!

    What Jen said also occurred to me. Wouldn't it feel weird to sit down on mesh?

  18. Kris says:

    Chris: Well, I may be a cougar, but I'm not that bad. Ok, maybe that's fibbing. Just a little.

    Jenre: *snort* You have BDSM on the brain. Janna has a good point, though. Patterns on skin make for interesting licking experiences.

    Janna: He has an awesome arse, doesn't he. *pets*

    Wren: Indeed. 🙂

  19. Kris says:

    Ingrid: It's lickable that's for damn sure.

    Sara: Focus on what is actually in the photo, hun, then imagine the model's hand drifting slowly across more skin…

    Sarah: The aussieBum vids are very fine indeed. Nothing like watching boys in tight undies and bathers being told what to do. *g*

  20. Kris says:

    Val: Go have a look at this – – especially the vid and then tell me if you really give a toss about how uncomfortable the mesh might be.

  21. jitterbug says:

    The model's hand, Kris? If I have to focus on the actual photo I need something more self-serving than his hand on his skin… like, oh I don't know, my hand on his biteable backside. Just to be sure there's no hair to mar the perfection, of course ;).

  22. Tam says:

    The mirror image is blurry and in shadow. Useless. I want focus and zoom. 😛

  23. Kris says:

    *sigh* Did either of you go and have a look at that website??

  24. Tam says:

    Niiice. Little star tattoos there but WTF “censored”. *humph*

    I be lovin' the pattern on these

    Holy crap, the video for these is …. I need a cool drink.

    Ahem. I've developed a whole new appreciation of men's underwear and how to sell it. Wow.

  25. Kris says:

    Fuck. Me.

    You gotta check this one out:

  26. Tam says:

    Holy shit. These are hotter than porn.

  27. Tam says:

    Hey, Wren posted part 2 of Handcuffed Hottie in a Hood. Check it out.

  28. Lily says:

    Oh My Gwad!!!!!!!

    You guys are killing me. First the Cam, mmmmm yeah!!!

    Then the Splice, HOT!!!!

    Check this one out here, yummy!!!!

  29. Kris says:

    This one is a very tongue-in-cheek, kinda strip tease: Sexy and cute.

  30. Tam says:

    So tell us Kris, are ALL Aussie guys at the beach as hot as these? If so I made be saving up my airmiles to make the trip sooner than I'd hoped. Wow.

  31. Tam says:

    Oh, I'm all about the animal print. You think he pads? He seems pretty … well endowed?

  32. Kris says:

    Sure there are misses, but lifesavers (life guards) and surfers, hun. Kick arse bodies all wet and slurpable. It seriously doesn't get much better than that. *g*

    Print boy was well endowed?? I better go have another look. You know. Just to make sure. 😉

  33. hairy butt…. hairy butt

  34. orannia says:

    But what if that bum was a hairy one.

    Not from where I'm sitting!

    Kris – where do you find these cookies? I'm SO impressed!

  35. um…yeah. *fans self*

    Like KB said though, if the butt was hairy, so not sexy. lol

  36. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook, you need new glasses already.

    Orannia: Well, I was actually searching for a pic of a guy in a mesh shirt, but this *cough* kinda caught my eye. *g*

    Bridget: But it's not so everything is bright and shiny with pretty rainbows, sunbeams and mesh covered butts.

  37. JenB says:

    Yes, please!!!


  38. Kris says:

    So that's what the mesh is for, Jen! It allows you to sink your teeth in much easier. 😉

  39. Tam – I luffs you! *blows kiss*

    Kris – You never cease to amaze and amuse me. I have enjoyed this post immensely *big toothy smile*

  40. K. Z. Snow says:

    Jen, my oh-so-practical dear, you cracked me up!

  41. K. Z. Snow says:

    Tam, re. your links: I don't think plaid undershorts and clenched fists go together. Can't put my finger on it. (Well, I'd like to, but I can't.)

  42. Kris says:

    Wren: You wanna take a bite too, don't you. LOL.

    KZ: I was dreaming about more than a finger last night let me tell y- err, actually, probably better not.

    Polt: Hun, I'd like to BE those pants. *g*

  43. Tam says:

    You're so bad KZ. LOL I want more than my finger on there. I'm a plaid addict, you can't have too much plaid.

  44. Natasha says:

    oh god yes! yes! yes!

  45. Kris says:

    I'm just guessing, but me thinks you may like the mesh butt, Natasha. 😉

  46. Yum, Yum, Yum


  47. Kris says:

    It's a yummy bummy, right, EH. 😉

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