maybe it’s me, but…

No shit.

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28 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. K. Z. Snow says:

    Maybe it's me, but…that pose puts the model's mantitty a little too close to Mammaryville. And I don't like outies; they remind me of unwanted growths.

  2. Chris says:

    It's Candy Cane Guy! I recognize the odd outie belly button and that tank top.

  3. Patti says:

    Agree with K.Z. that is a bit close to mantitty, and the nipple looks like it wants to go a'wanderin.

  4. Cecile says:

    I was waiting for Chris to say that… I have seen this poor guy one to many times, lol!!! And the matitty thing… Maybe they inflated it a bit, lmbo!

  5. Tam says:

    I too recognized his belly button Chris. LOL I want to meet this guy, seriously. His bobbie didn't look like that though in other pics.

  6. @Chris…

    You have trained us so well – we now know what to look for…


    It is only you….


  7. Leontine says:

    Wel erm, I'm a newbie to this cover model and he is my coca cola break moment for today 🙂

  8. Meh. his boobie is bigger then mine. *pinch*

  9. Jenre says:

    Yep I've seen this guy quite a few times too – enough so usually oblivious me has actually taken note.

    I agree about the too-large man titty. Honestly, he needs fitting for a bra cos when that muscle turns to fat in his later years he's going have serious saggage.

  10. Chris says:

    LOL – it's funny what a different angle and/or some highlighting in Photoshop does to a picture.

  11. Ingrid says:

    KB, mine are bigger! And we are not switching. I quite like mine, they fit with the rest.

  12. K. Z. Snow says:

    “…when that muscle turns to fat in his later years he's going have serious saggage.”

    He's already beginning to sag! That torso is a serious case of gender confusion.

  13. Nothing wrong with Candy Cane Guy's abs, if he only didn't have such a baby face…

  14. Kris says:

    Dear God, you lot are picky.

    Here I come back from fighting the good fight against the supernatural powers that be, who, during the night, tried to destroy my access to the world and thus my ability to spread the message about the Big Reveal, to find you all bitching about mantitty!

    Maybe I've been sucked into another world where you all a Stepford Readers.

    Well, all of you except Leontine. Obviously she has managed to escape your fate thus far.

  15. Chris says:

    More skin, please. PLEASE?

  16. K. Z. Snow says:

    Now what the hell are we supposedly missing? You post a book cover where the guy is showing off a pec like he's offering it to a nursing child, and we're supposed to glean some message from it?

    Is the secret in his belly button? Are we supposed to push it or something? Will a fortune-cookie-type message attached to a pubic hair pop up from beneath his waistband?

  17. Kris says:

    Chris: So if he was more nekkid the mantitty would be ok then??

    KZ: *blink blink*

    Ummm, the fact that he has a pretty body?? Albeit with a manboob and outie…

  18. orannia says:

    *jaw drops*

    Chris – I can't believe you can spot the covers. That's dedication for you!

  19. Kris says:

    *whispers* Or having no life…

  20. Chris says:

    *makes rude gesture at Kris*

  21. Tam says:

    I take it you got your computer resussitated?

  22. Kris says:

    Chris: *gasp* How shocking! And everyone thinks you're so nice…

    Tam: It was touch and go there for a while but what's $400 matter when I get to bless you all with my presence.

  23. Chris says:


    But glad to hear you're still online with us. Darn computer…

  24. Kris says:

    You should all feel fucking priviledged. Stupid computer. Stupid depleted book buying fund. 😦

  25. Chris says:


    I didn't think of the implications for your book buying fund!

    Teh horrorz. (I am more serious than I sound here.)

  26. Kris says:

    *sniffling* I noez. Iz terrybubble.

  27. JenB says:


  28. Kris says:

    See. Jen likes mantitty too.

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