my book boyfriend



I got tagged by Ms Moonlight and Janna to do The Gutter Girls’ ‘Build Your Own Book Boyfriend’ meme:

We all have our favourite book boyfriends and now you have the chance to create one just for yourself and your fantasies! How do you play? Fill out the quiz below, post a picture of sexy man and tag five (5) other book addicts to do the same. Don’t forget to pop to their blogs as let them know they have been tagged! Once tagged… you have do do the same, grab the button, answer the questions, and keep it rolling! But don’t forget the picture of the sexy man! It doesn’t have to match your fantasy man, just a little eye candy for the rest of us… heheheee!

So I started thinking about hair colour and style, eye colour and facial features, height and body type, visible age, bangability (ie kinky, bi, size), human or other, paranormal skills, interests, habitat, social skills, etc, etc…

I soon came to the conclusion that what I really want in a book boyfriend is someone who will not only keep me in the high number of books to which I’ve grown accustomed, but will leave me alone – when I want to, that is – to read them.

Oh, and he should look like this:


I don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you??

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89 Responses to my book boyfriend

  1. Val says:

    What more could you possibly want than that? (That is one hot photo!)

  2. Cecile says:

    damn………….. ((will need an industrial size mop to clean up the drool))

  3. Tam says:

    May all your wishes come true. πŸ™‚

  4. Patti says:

    Excellent choice!!!

  5. lisabea says:

    I had to do a double take. I thought that was G!!!

    heh.

    vw: tules

    Used in sentence: We are not a bunch of tules.

  6. Jenre says:

    Oh. my.

    Your book boyfriend seems to have forgotten his gym shorts.

  7. Waxed and buff works for me!

    Hey what's with the no twitter logo above? Join us SCK, you know you want to!

  8. Get rid of that sandpaper on his chin and I'll jump him! Wait, do you SHARE your boyfreinds?! *puppy dog eyes*

    psst… shushh KB, come on over and follow me @mindymiranda

    Miranda ~ Sweet Vernal Zephyr

  9. Lily says:

    Ooh, very hot BF you have! Lucky girl. πŸ˜€

  10. Kris says:

    Val: “What more could you possibly want than that?”

    I know, right. *g*

    Cecile: He is the definition of 'ungh'.

    Tam: Thank you, hun. I'm sure they will.

  11. Cecile says:

    Oh Kris… I can think of a couple of other non words to describe him.. Think I might have said him that night we had to much tequila here… hee hee… Oh that is where I recognize him from!!! He was one of the massage boys…….

  12. Kris says:

    Patti: Cheers, love. I think I'll keep him.

    LB: Braggart! πŸ˜‰

    “We are not a bunch of tules.”

    True that. Well, most of the time anyways…

    Jen: “Your book boyfriend seems to have forgotten his gym shorts.”

    Really?? I hadn't noticed. I'd better do something about that.

    Maybe.

  13. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: Me too! πŸ˜€

    You like my new anti-Twitter button?? Chris gave it to me. I think it's pretty. *beams*

    Miranda: Puppy dog eyes don't work on me in cases like this. Nice try though.

    Lily: I'm pretty sure that he's the lucky one. πŸ˜‰

  14. Kris says:

    Cecile: “Oh that is where I recognize him from!!! He was one of the massage boys…….”

    He was NOT!!!

  15. Cecile says:

    Ohhhh I was not supposed to say anything…… oopppssss….. heee heeee.. he was… I would remember that… …. ANYWHERE!!!!

  16. Kris says:

    No, no, no, no, NO!!!!

    Your memory was effected by all that tequila.

    You never even got into the massage room because Katiebabs chook was being a, well, let's be honest here, selfish slut.

  17. *moaning loudly from massage room.* “MORE! YES MORE ROBERTO!”

  18. Cecile says:

    OH true dat….. She was kinda hogging that room… Oh now my memory is coming back… Hogged… Tam and I had him hogged tied in our room…… That is where I remember his finely hot ASSets from!!!!!!

  19. Kris says:

    KBC, are you having another flashback?? I warned you about mixing alcohol and massage oil like that, didn't I.

    Cecile: Pfft. Pul-leeze now I know you're just making shit up… it's not he who likes to be tied up… *waggles eyebrows*

  20. Tam says:

    Cecile and I can play nice. We SHARE our toys and don't break them like some people. *glares at KB*

  21. *more moans and thumping from massage room*

  22. Cecile says:

    I iz not making shit up…. I sweazs!!! See Tam's got my back!

    He was quiet fun to play wit!! And we did share…
    And we did not breakz our toyz and make them run… like someone….

    And that was not what he was saying that night either – Right Tam!!!

  23. Hey! Let me in on the sharing.. hot dayam!

  24. Kris says:

    *glares at the red-header breaker of toys too*

    “And that was not what he was saying that night either – Right Tam!!!”

    Stop saying that, Cecile! You're confusing him with someone else.

    Miranda: If you want in, you got to ante up first. πŸ˜‰

  25. Ingrid says:

    Wow, excellent pic Kris!!

    PS: that button is awesome too πŸ™‚

  26. Lily says:

    That is so true. He is the lucky one! πŸ™‚

  27. Cecile says:

    Kris, I am not confusing him. **puts hands on hip**

    It was him… how could we ever forget those… or that… ohh and that….
    Damn that man was tasty tied up… it was fun while it lasted… until he tied us up… hee hee….

    Look at redhead for the mistakes… Wez iz inncense….

  28. Kris says:

    Ingrid, thanks! Twice. *g*

    Lily, I always knew you were a person of excellent taste. πŸ˜‰

    Cecile: Innocent, my arse! Okay, if you were really with him you'd be able to tell me where he's birthmark was. Well?!

  29. Cecile says:

    A hussy never kisses and tells… Okay, so we do.. but to tell you where that oh so precious birthmark is… I would have to spilllll some…. well…. let's just say that it is in a very delicious place!!!!

  30. Kris says:

    Wrong! HA!

    He doesn't have a birthmark, Cecile, you hussy! Not on any of his delicious places.

    So there!

  31. Cecile says:

    Well Kris – HA to you… you need that black light to see it on that delicious said body part!!!!! HAA Guess your guy is holding secrets out on you….

  32. Kris says:

    What the hell kind of birthmark needs a black light to see it??

    O_O

    Unless…

    OMG, Cecile! Did you wake up with any strange marks on your body that day after our org-err, party??

  33. Cecile says:

    Ohhhh maybe that was another mark he had…. hee heee… but his birthmark (which he does have one… you just have to look really closely) is right there below…..

    Let me have him check my body to see if he sees any marks… we will be back…….

  34. Tam says:

    I'm not sure if he was content or not. He seemed happy although it was a little hard to understand him around the gag.

    I'm not sure it's a birthmark or not, but yeah, delicious.

  35. Cecile says:

    Okay, we are back… he said that I did not have any marks on me… and he inspected me very thoroughly!!!

    Tam, you are right… content might not have been the right word…. But he did look so dam yummy tied and gagged…

  36. Kris says:

    *drags him back from room and Cecile*

    *glares at Tam and Cecile*

    You, you HUSSIES!! Stay the HELL away from MY book boyfriend!

  37. Cecile says:

    butsssss we shareezzzzzzz **pouts** okay, what if we include you in??

  38. Kris says:

    “Okay, we are back… “

    Well that settles it.

    If he knew you, knew you there's no way in hell he would have been finished that quick… or wasn't that impressed in the first place.

  39. Kris' Book Boyfriend says:

    Ladies, please. Stop this right now. There will be no sharing. Kris is the one that I want.

    *Oo, oo, oo*

    Right, darling…

  40. Kris says:

    That's right, sweet pea. You tell them.

  41. Cecile says:

    okay. fine. *pout* humpfh.

    **calling everyone up**
    pppsssss, Kris said no sharing her man… but I still have some tequila and soco left… and if I remember right… we left off on body shotss… cuz Kris said no sharing.. so no sharing with herzz
    who's in??

  42. Kris says:

    Hey! That tequila came from my stash in the first place!

    *mutterdamnedhussystealersmutter*

  43. Kris' Book Boyfriend says:

    Now, now. Don't be greedy, love. You've got me after all. *waggles eyebrows*

  44. Kris says:

    *giggles* You're so naughty.

  45. Cecile says:

    Hey no, it was not from your stash. I brought the whole case here…. but now that you mention it…. I found the key to the liquor cabinet!!!! yayayayayayay!!!!

    Body shots for sure!!!!

    And yea… you got him… so NO body shots for you…. Look at allll dez fine strapping young gentlemans…..

  46. Kris' Book Boyfriend says:

    *holds Kris back from strangling Cecile*

    Just “Look at allll dez fine strapping young gentlemans…..” indeed. *eyes the candy*

    Kris gorgeous, I do believe we will be having some extra fun tonight.

  47. Cecile says:

    Hey wait a minute… I offered to share earlier and you saz no… So… no sharezing for you!

    Boyfriez wants to play…. heee hee….

    Want sum of my cookies **wiggles her eyebrows** I SHAREZ!!

  48. Kris' Book Boyfriend says:

    You mean you wouldn't share your boy cookies with me, Cecile? *puppy dog eyes*

    I'd let you watch. I let Kris watch all the time.

  49. Kris says:

    Cecile, hun. Grab a seat under the air con and a drink – make that several. You're gonna want to take him up on the watching thing. Trust me on this.

  50. Cecile says:

    Oh but boyfriend, I do share… I always share… might not be right away… I like me time too.. but sharing is ohhhhhh sooooo funnnnn..

    And hun… considered yourself served Kris! Drinks up and get me a seat…

    Now as long as I can play too… I like to watch… but I luv to play.

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