mia watts is going down

Mia Watts thinks she’s up to the challenge of my awesome ‘choose your own m/m story’.

We’ll see…

How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Mia, who has agreed to write the short story incorporating your choices in about 4 weeks time.

The story prompts:

1. the setting

a) locked in a church bell tower

b) a zoo after hours

c) the observation deck of the Starship Enterprise

d) a building earmarked for demolition

2. some background to one of the main protags

a) one is sucked in to doing a favour for a friend

b) one likes to hang out with his mother, much to her consternation

c) one has been organising the church social for the last 5 years

d) one is a twinky-sized bear (not the animal kind… well, I guess they could be defined has as ‘animals’… hell, I give up…)

3. another character/s

a) a philosophising, high-rise window washer

b) a lavender-haired matron in a twin set and pearls, who is constantly pinching butts

c) a ghost – and not the Caspar kind

d) a monkey who keeps stealing things

4. a conflict

a) one has a panic attack whenever he sees red M&Ms

b) one, who can’t do math, keeps on getting interrupted when counting the money in the donation box

c) they are arguing about the possibility of one of them getting skin implants

d) they find a man dead in a vat of ice cream

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) lutefisk

b) a split trouser seam revealling a pink, lace g-string

c) “Number One, you have the helm.”

d) a fly swatter


Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until midnight Sunday 28 March (Perth, Western Australia time).

Count down to being as mean to Mia as you want in… 3…. 2…. 1…

Go, go, GO!

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68 Responses to mia watts is going down

  1. Tam says:

    I'm sorry, but my first thought was “Is there going to be video of this on Xtube?” LOL Sorry Mia.

    On to the good stuff.

    1. Story prompt – b) zoo
    2. Background – a) favour
    3. Other Character – d) monkey
    4. Conflict – a) panic attacks
    5. Item – b) split pants

    Good luck Mia. This should be another good one.

  2. Cecile says:

    Oh this is going to be good….

    1.) zoo after hours
    2.)one is sucked in to doing a favour for a friend
    3.) monkey who keeps stealing things
    4.) they find a man dead in a vat of ice cream
    5.) split trouser seam revealing a pink, lace g-string.

    Nice choices Kris!
    Hope you have a great day!

  3. Cecile says:

    Oh and yea.. I forgot to say that I have recently begin to stalk Ms. Mia!

  4. Chris says:

    Such hard choices… Hmm.

    1. Building scheduled for demo
    2. Likes to hang out with his mother
    3. Ghost
    4. Panic attack
    5. Lutefisk

  5. 1. Story prompt – d) building soon to be demolished
    2. Background – b) hang out with mom
    3. Other Character – c) ghost
    4. Conflict – d) ice cream dead man
    5. Item – b) split pants

    Hey, Mia, if this doesn't make you happy, nothing will!

  6. Matthew says:

    Ohhhh, this is GOOOOD! 😀

    1) c (observation deck of the Enterprise)
    2) c (church social) can't wait to see that on the Enterprise!
    3) b (a matron) is she pinching butts as in cigarettes or..?
    4) a (panic attack)
    5) b (pink g-string) OF COURSE!

  7. MsM says:

    LOL I love when you do these posts!

    1) Starship Enterprise (after that Youtube vid I sent you with Spock and Kirk getting it on I can't seem to get that out of my mind! LOL)
    2) Twink bear
    3) Butt pinching matron
    4) Red M&M's
    5) “Number One, You have the helm” (again flash backs to the gay Spock and Kirk vid!)



  8. 1- A building earmarked for demolition, dangerous!
    2- Twinky-sized bear, perfect to squeeze into a menage!
    3- window washer, potential acrobatic skills!
    4- dead man in ice cream, did he drown?
    5- lutefisk, ewwww but… yeah ewww..

  9. Jenre says:


    Good luck, Mia :).

  10. Lily says:

    1 D – building set for demo

    2 D – twinky-sized bear

    3 B – butt pinching matron

    4 A – panic attacks

    5 B – pink, lace g-string

    Good luck, Mia 🙂

  11. Mia Watts says:


    I'm gonna have so much FUN with this!!!!

    (lutefisk?? Seriously?)

  12. Kris says:

    Hey everyone! Thanks for playing… and for liking my choices. LOL.

    Mia: “lutefisk?? Seriously?”

    Yeah. I recently heard about it and knew I had to include it in the prompts.

    And would you stop talking about having fun already! This is the part where you're meant to be stressing. The admitting that you had fun comes later.


  13. Kris, you must be losing your touch.

  14. Kris says:

    *sociopathic rainbow trout stare of death*

    And on that note I'm going back to bed.

  15. Jambrea says:

    heehee I can't wait to see what you come up with Mia. 🙂

    1. d) a building earmarked for demolition
    2. d) one is a twinky-sized bear
    3. d) a monkey who keeps stealing things
    4. d) they find a man dead in a vat of ice cream
    5. b) a split trouser seam revealling a pink, lace g-strin

  16. 1.) Observation Deck of the Enterprise
    2.) Organizing the church social
    3.) Naughty Monkey
    4.) I've gotta go with the math fail
    5.) Lutefisk (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

  17. Perpetua says:

    c) the observation deck of the starship Enterprise

    b) one likes to hang out with his mother, much to her consternation

    b) a lavender-haired matron in a twin set and pearls, who is constantly pinching butts

    a) one has a panic attack whenever he sees red M&Ms

    c) “Number One, you have the helm.”

    Ahh Mia I can not wait to see what you com up with!!!

  18. CynStorm says:

    Oh Mia!! Love this!!

    Here we go:


    Good luck and can't freaging wait!!!

    Gros Bisou,

  19. Kris says:

    More people who want to be mean to Mia. *rubs hands together* Eggscellent.

    Jambrea, don't get too gleeful. If I recall rightly we volunteered you next for the challenge.

  20. Chris says:

    Y'know, Bron's a writer, too. We just need to get her to drink the m/m koolaid…

    Oh dear, what an inauspicious veri word: menseses… when plain old menses aren't bad enough. 😦

  21. Jambrea says:

    Um…I was? Ahhh…


  22. Kris says:

    Chris: “Y'know, Bron's a writer, too. We just need to get her to drink the m/m koolaid…”

    Really?? This challenge would be a good start. The setting could be a gay porno.

    Jambrea: Yep. Like Santa, I have a list.

    After you it's:

    I'm pretty sure that some of them actually know this.

  23. Chris says:

    Um, won't Bron be surprised… er…

  24. Jambrea says:

    I have butterflies in my tummy and my knees are shaking! lol

    Um…bring it…on? heehee

  25. Kris says:

    Chris: I'm sure she will be especially thrilled… with you.

    Jambrea; You have about 5 weeks to suck it up, hun. LOL.

  26. Chris says:

    I'm hoping Mia shows up at her door with gay pr0n to prep her for her writing assignment. Eep.

    Hmm. I think this word veri translates to “outlook cloudy” in Magic 8-Ball terms: mines… as in the field I'm navigating?!

  27. Chris…why do you hate me?

    I didn't even get to try the koolaid *sniff*

  28. Kris says:

    *pats Bronwyn* There, there. *glares at Chris* She picks on me, too. Granted not to this scale, but still…

  29. Chris says:

    *ahem* You'll note that Kris neatly side-stepped that I mentioned you were a writer and she signed you right on up for the program. *ahem*

  30. I feel I've become a part of perhaps the most bizarre conspiracy ever…I feel that in addition to the Chris/Kris combo, I should also blame Mia.

  31. Chris says:

    You'll get used to it. Just a regular old day in the comments at Kris'n'Good Books.

    Oh, and collectively we're Khris. 🙂

  32. Kris says:

    Resistance is futile.

    I'm all for blaming Mia. She's not around anyways.

  33. I'm terrified to see what my choices are going to be. Chris *knows* stuff.

  34. Chris says:

    I'm really forgetful, though. Well, except about the spiders. 😉

  35. Kris says:


    Bronwyn, are you suggesting that I would actually contact an author's friends to ask them about things that author hated and deliberately put them in as story prompts?

    Why that would be evil!

  36. Hmmm… Khris…isn't that a character in one of J. R. Ward's books? Lover Unhinged, maybe.

    Bronwyn, never fear! Once you write a choose your own m/m story, you belong to a very elite club. Whose member are still waiting for their damn button!

  37. Chris says:

    I'm so confused. I thought you were waiting for the personalized underwear?

  38. @ Kris – I sure you couldn't possibly be that cruel. *hopes no one heard her snort*

    @ Chris – Noooooo…not spiders – not Satan's snowflakes!!!!

    @ Wren – a button you say? I do enjoy shiny things. 🙂

    I think I need to name a character Khris…an eeeeeeeevil character. 😉

  39. Kris says:

    What? I'm meant to sign my undies and sign it to them now? Geezus, Wren.

  40. Kris says:

    Bronwyn, don't be embarassed about your snorting. I've noticed that a number of people who frequent this blog have that particular habit. Maybe it's a northern hemisphere thing.

  41. Good God, Kris. I do not want your underwear. That's Chris. Jeebuz.

    Bronwyn – not a shiny button. A widget button. For to use on your blog or website or what have you.

  42. Kris says:

    So, it's Chris who wants my underwear?? Weird.

    I'll leave you guys to continue to hog Mia's post discussing the buttons that will never happen. I'm off to have a boozy lunch with the Mumma.

  43. Mia Watts says:

    Re: Snorts– totally northern. It's a direct result of cold weather, allergies, and trying to keep the nostrils in antifreeze.

    Trout stare–holy hell woman! put that thing away. It's glassy eyed and freaky. *shiver*

    Kris-Bron totally hates Satan's snowflakes… and creepy-assed clowns. Just contact me. Payback is a bitch, Bron. 😉

    Bowchicka wow wow!!! Bring on the magical mysterious koolaid of male pr0n for Bron. I haz it. Iz fur u!

    So, I disappear to another late night conference and what do I return to??? You guys are just like the men at the hotel ballroom…. it's late and they want a piece of my ass before the climb off to bed. DUDE!!! Mean is on the Karma wheel, remember??


    My veri is herogym. I need a hero who works out in a gym. Definitely. See? Blogger understands.

  44. Danielle says:

    Man, I can have a whole lotta fun with this! Here's my choices:

    1. Zoo after hours
    2. Favor for a friend
    3. A lavender-haired matron in a twin set who's constantly pinching butts
    4. Find a dead man in a vat of ice cream
    5. “Number One, you have the helm.”

  45. Ingrid says:

    1, the zoo
    2. a
    3 b the matron
    4 a
    5 c number one you got the helm

    Good luck!

  46. orannia says:

    *bows to Kris* I don't know how you think of these options but…WOW!

    OK, here are my picks:

    1. a
    2. c
    3. b
    4. d
    5. a Yup, the lutefisk!

    Good luck Mia!

    *sociopathic rainbow trout stare of death*

    Please tell me you've patented that!

  47. Kris says:


    Orannia: “*bows to Kris* I don't know how you think of these options but…WOW!”

    It is true. I am The Awesome.



    1. re: the northerner's snort – knew it.

    2. re: trout stare – iz skerry. keeping it.

    3.*writes Satan's snowflakes, clowns and check with MW next to Bronwyn's name*

    4. These people are total meanheads and karma has claws.

    5. Blogger doesn't understand. Blogger is just fooling you with a glimpse of your dream before it rips it right out of your hands. Blogger is a Bitch. Trust me on this.

  48. Mumma J says:

    Hey Sissy – after the boozy lunch and a little nap I'm ready to give you my choices.

    1. Setting – d. building earmarked for demolition.

    2. Background – b. going out with the Mumma.

    3. Another character – b. a matron in twin set and pearls.

    4. Conflict – a. red M & Ms

    5. Object – c. Number 1 has the helm.

    There you go Sissy…

    What the hell is a ballog?

  49. n.c. jenks says:

    1. b
    2. a
    3. d
    4. a
    5. b

  50. Cinderella says:

    1. a Church tower
    2. a favor for a friend
    3. c ghost incounter
    4. a panic attack w/MM
    5. b Split pants

    OH Mia oh my

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