matthew vandrew is going down


Matthew wearing his plot bunny hat.

Matthew Vandrew is the next victim volunteer darling author to participate in my awesome ‘choose your own m/m story’ challenge.

The poor, deluded boy.

How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Matthew, who has agreed to write the short story incorporating your choices in about 4 weeks time. *I may not have told him that last part. Whoopsy.*

The story prompts:

1. the setting

a) a wilderness trek

b) a deserted townsite

c) a museum after hours

d) a truck that breaks down in the middle of nowhere

2. some background to one of the main protags

a) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Bunyip

b) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Yeti

c) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Sasquatch

d) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Jackalope

3. another character/s

a) a couple of nerds who think they are Sam and Dean from Supernatural

b) a ghost who keeps appearing at the worst time

c) a guy who acts like Hunter Van Pelt

d) an obnoxious socialite with pink, sparkly hiking boots

4. a conflict

a) a trap

b) one of the heroes is secretly a reporter

c) one of the heroes is allergic to fur

d) a beast who is not sure he wants to be uncursed *That is so a word!*

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) stripy toe socks

b) a magician’s hat which looks like a sombrero

c) a cattle prod that comes with a warning that it shouldn’t be used for sexual practices

d) a talking bird who keeps saying ‘Bring me Solo’

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until midnight Sunday 4 July (Perth, Western Australia time).

Let the picking on Matthew begin!

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31 Responses to matthew vandrew is going down

  1. Tam says:

    You are adorable in your plot bunny hat Matthew. 😉

    Let the games begin:

    Setting: a) Wilderness Trek
    Protag: c) Sasquatch
    Character: a) Sam and Dean
    Conflict: c) allergies
    Object: c) cattle prod

    Good luck hon. HAHAHAHAHAHA (that was an evil laugh)

  2. ElaineG says:

    So I wrote my list, then bopped over to comment….and lo and behold, Tam picked everything I did lol! I didnt copy I swear:)

  3. Tam says:

    Great minds Elaine. 😀

  4. 1. the setting
    b) a deserted townsite

    2. some background to one of the main protags
    a) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Bunyip

    3. another character/s
    a) a couple of nerds who think they are Sam and Dean from Supernatural

    4. a conflict
    c) one of the heroes is allergic to fur

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
    c) a cattle prod that comes with a warning that it shouldn't be used for sexual practices

  5. Chris says:

    Love it! My veri is mylist. Which this is.

    1. the setting

    d) a truck that breaks down in the middle of nowhere

    2. some background to one of the main protags

    d) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Jackalope

    3. another character/s

    a) a couple of nerds who think they are Sam and Dean from Supernatural

    4. a conflict

    d) a beast who is not sure he wants to be uncursed *That is so a word!*

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere

    a) stripy toe socks

  6. Nom. Hot looking bunny man.

    And god help me if I ever get picked to do one of these challenges!

    1. the setting: c) a museum after hours

    2. some background to one of the main protags:

    Isn't a Yeti and a Sasquatch the same thing?
    b) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Yeti

    3. another character/s: d) an obnoxious socialite with pink, sparkly hiking boots

    4. a conflict: c) one of the heroes is allergic to fur

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere: d) a talking bird who keeps saying 'Bring me Solo'

  7. Matthew says:

    I can see where this is going. *panics*
    Well, could be worse. I just can't imagine how.
    *mutterhowthefuckhaveigottenintothismutter*

  8. Tam says:

    KB silly bunny.

    A Yeti is the abominable snowman from Asia, the Sasquatch is from the Pacific Northwest. I'm sure they are related though, somewhere along the line.

  9. Tam: 😛 can it be a Yeti-Sasquatch hybrid then?

    For some reason I now want to re-watch Harry and the Hendersons. That was such a fun movie.

  10. Ingrid says:

    1C
    2 B
    3 D
    4 C
    5 D

  11. Jenre says:

    I swear these choices keep getting harder *snigger*. Poor Matthew.

    1.A
    2.D
    3.D
    4.D
    5.C

    Good luck, Matthew mate. I think you're gonna need it :).

  12. Melissa says:

    Setting: a) Wilderness Trek

    Protag: d) Jackalope (love jackalopes…how strange am I?)

    Character: b) a ghost (can't go wrong with a ghost in the story!)

    Conflict: d) a beast who is not sure he wants to be uncursed (who would want to be uncursed if they were a jackalope…come on!!!)

    Object: c) a cattle prod (waffled between this one and the bird…hard decision, but my veri word was proad…)

  13. Mia Watts says:

    OMG, I'm sooooo participating in this vote. It might even be worse, I mean, more challenging than mine was. Woo hoo!!!

    1. Museum After hours
    2. Jackalope
    3. Sam and Dean
    4. Fur allergy
    5. Sombrero. Although I'd prefer a bird who says, “Bring me solo!” to be WEARING the sombrero.

    Best of luck!

  14. K. Z. Snow says:

    Aren't Yeti and Sasquatch essentially the same creature?

    1. – c
    2. – d
    3. – d
    4. – c
    5. – d

    (If that really is Matthew in his plot-bunny hat, scrap the story and just post more pictures. Hats are optional.)

  15. *KC makes the sign of the cross for Matthew* Good luck.

  16. Juniper says:

    Oh, feeling very sorry for poor Matthew (whilst I look through the options for the worst possible combinations):

    c) a museum after hours;
    a) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Bunyip;
    d) an obnoxious socialite with pink, sparkly hiking boots;
    c) one of the heroes is allergic to fur (does a Bunyip have fur?);
    c) a cattle prod that comes with a warning that it shouldn't be used for sexual practices.

    Good luck!

  17. Emilie says:

    1.) d
    2.) d
    3.) d
    4.) d
    5.) c

    Have fun! We readers will, I'm sure.

  18. Kris says:

    See how much I love you, Matthew!

    Smooches & snuggles.

    Me xxx

  19. Lily says:

    1- D
    2- C
    3- A
    4- C
    5- C

    Good luck, Matthew! 🙂

  20. Jambrea says:

    1. the setting
    d) a truck that breaks down in the middle of nowhere

    2. some background to one of the main protags
    b) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Yeti

    3. another character/s
    a) a couple of nerds who think they are Sam and Dean from Supernatural

    4. a conflict
    d) a beast who is not sure he wants to be uncursed *That is so a word!*

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
    d) a talking bird who keeps saying 'Bring me Solo'

  21. JenB says:

    D, D, D, C, A

  22. LOL Kris this may be the best one yet!

    My picks:
    -Wilderness trek
    -man/Sasquash beastie
    -Supernatural nerds
    -uncursed (I so believe that's a real word!)
    -cattle prod (gotta have a cattle prod! LOL)

    :o)

    MsM

  23. hdsmith says:

    prompts:

    1. the setting a) a wilderness trek b)

    2.background a) he is a beast – literally – a man who transforms into a Bunyip – even though I do not have an idea what that is.

    3. another character/s a) a couple of nerds who think they are Sam and Dean from Supernatural hiking boots – BooYah!

    4. a conflict c) one of the heroes is allergic to fur

    5. an object/phrase d) a talking bird who keeps saying 'Bring me Solo – and a Cookie

  24. Kaetrin says:

    Oh, this is my first time. I'm a “choose your own m/m” virgin!

    Well, diving in:

    I vote for
    1. d – a broken down truck
    2. b – a Yeti (I always thought that was the same as a Sasquatch too)
    3. d – the obnoxious socialite with the boots!
    4. d – hero unsure of being uncursed
    5. c – the cattle prod

  25. orannia says:

    Matthew, the plot bunny hat so suits you 🙂

    Now, on to the choices!

    1. c
    2. b
    3. a It HAS to be a. That would be so hilarious!
    4. c
    5. a I wonder though, if the stripey socks make an appearance whether Mayhem will stalk them?

    Kris – inspired selection, as always!

    My verification word is calum. Like calm, which I'm guessing Matthew might not be after reading those choices *grin*

  26. nichem says:

    What a cutie Matthew is with his plot bunny hat.

    My choices:
    1. c
    2. b
    3. a
    4. c
    5. c

    Good luck, Matthew!

  27. 1. a) wilderness trek
    2. d) jackalope
    3. d) sparkly socialite
    4. d) unsure beast
    5. a) stripy toe socks

  28. Eyre says:

    Oh dear, such hard decisions!

    1. B
    2. D–Who wouldn't love a jackalope?
    3. D
    4. C
    5. D

    I'm not surprised that Jase picked the cattle prod! 😉

  29. Matthew says:

    I'm doomed. :-O

  30. Mumma J says:

    Okay, my choices…
    1. Setting – d
    2. Background – a
    3. Another character – d
    4. Conflict – b
    5. Object/phrase – d

    There you go Matthew, not too hard for you after all.

  31. Kris says:

    Matthew, come now, doomed?? Don't be such a drama queen.

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