As I was busy searching for cookies for my hoard, it suddenly occurred to me that I am providing a very important public service in the form of appropriations and distributions.
You know, of course, what that makes me…
Yeah.
I’m the fucking Robin Hood of Pron.
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That'll make such a nice business card. 🙂
Good one Chris.
You are indeed filling a need Kris, a strong need because lord knows it's hard to find pron on the internet. 😉
If you had said you were Guy, I would jump in your arms and be your Maid Marian SC 😉
**pimp**
I personally thank you for all your work 🙂
If Robin Hood were gay I'd be your Little John LOL
Chris: Good idea! *writes that down*
Tam: *nods* True. Plus I'm actually saving peeps from having to explain to partners about their pronning ways by providing the cookies.
Katiebabs chook: You're only saying that cos you have a thing for Richard Armitage.
EH: You say the nicest things to me. *smooches*
Mariana: There is no need for thanks because I assure you, fair Maiden, that I do this for purely altruistic reasons!
Jackie: *snort* But is 'Little' a euphemism I wonder?? 😉
Really? *blink blink*
I'd jump into your arms anyway.
Katiebabs chook: Awww. You luff me.
**we interrupt your normal program to bring you the delights of what Robin Kris of Porn has to bring us**
Oh yeah… I would be whatever the hell you want me to be!!!! LOL!!!
Cecile: Well, I don't think you can be Friar Tuck…
Well… maybe not, but I bet I could friar your tuck, lmbo!!!!
Dear, THIS is the Robin Hood of Porn:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g25/starsims/Annex-FlynnErrolAdventuresofRobinHo.jpg
Are you robbing from those of us rich in porn to give to the poor in porn?
I've written omnivorous Robin Hoods. It's great fun.
Cecile! You hussy!
Angelia: “Are you robbing from those of us rich in porn to give to the poor in porn?”
Quite possibly. lol. And *sigh* for Errol. He will always be Robin Hood to me. 🙂
**blushing**
Waiting… Who am I kidding…
**beams proudly**
Yeah… I am!!!
Cecile: An unrepentant one too. 😉
And yet you ignored the cookie I sent you yesterday.
Gasps in horror…. you… ignoring…. cookies…. O_O
Sean: Cos I couldn't see it until I got home and online! Geez.
Cecile: *rolls eyes* Now, do you honestly think that would be true??
Okay, okay…. I mean.. I just had to make sure… It is my duty as Cookie Monster… Cuz if you don't eat the cookies, then it is my job ***evil wink***
Cecile: *folds arms* Oh, I see. You wanted me to ignore cookies so there would be more for you.
OF course not my love.. You know how I love sharing my cookies!!!! Come on now… **nudges Kris**… **gives her sweet eyes… and promises of smooches**
You know I love sharing with you honey…
Cecile: You know I can't resist you when you're like this. You flirt.
**batting eyelashes…**
Big, wet smooches…. kisses…
Warm, snugglie…. hugs….
I'm on to you, missy!
smoochess….. hugggesssss
Oh wait, you are on to me… ***evil waggle of eyebrow***… You.Are.On.Me…. hahahaha!!!
*sigh*
heee heeee.. you know you love me….
Erm…yay! lol. Go Kris! You should be knighted & stuff. 🙂
Cecile: Maybe…
Bridget: “You should be knighted & stuff. :)”
Your words to the gods' ears. 😉
sniff sniffffffff
Dammit…
*nudges shoulder** sniff sniff….
Oh, bloody hell…
**sweet eyes drenched with slight tears..** sniff sniff….
*rolls eyes*
*mutterohforfuck'ssakemutter*
**gets up and leaves… sniff sniff… sulking… mumbling**
*sigh*
Oh, come here…
**sniff sniff…** I mean… if you dont want me… **sniff sniff** I will go….
Do you want me to spank you??
**slows her walk… turns around… eyes a little red, but they light up**
Why am I not surprised that you like that idea.
Hummm.. maybe cuz once a hussy always a hussy. **sniff**
**heart still a little hurt though… sniff**
*sigh*
*perks*
You know if you were on Twitter I could send you a cookie right now to make you feel better…
**no twitter… sniff… you know how i feel about that blue bird… sniff… the only birds i like… sniff… are… well… sniff…**
Fine! *hmpf* No cookies for you then. And I had some all ready and stuffs. *poutmope*
**poutmope.. sniff sniff.. you know where to find me.. i dont cheat with the blue bird..**
Be that way!
*slyly*
You know that I'm not the only one who shares cookies on Twitter…
…it suddenly occurred to me that I am providing a very important public service in the form of appropriations and distributions.
*nods*
That'll make such a nice business card. 🙂
*keels over* Brilliant!