random awesomeness

As I was busy searching for cookies for my hoard, it suddenly occurred to me that I am providing a very important public service in the form of appropriations and distributions.

You know, of course, what that makes me…


I’m the fucking Robin Hood of Pron.

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56 Responses to random awesomeness

  1. Chris says:

    That'll make such a nice business card. 🙂

  2. Tam says:

    Good one Chris.

    You are indeed filling a need Kris, a strong need because lord knows it's hard to find pron on the internet. 😉

  3. If you had said you were Guy, I would jump in your arms and be your Maid Marian SC 😉

  4. Mariana says:

    I personally thank you for all your work 🙂

  5. Jackie H says:

    If Robin Hood were gay I'd be your Little John LOL

  6. Kris says:

    Chris: Good idea! *writes that down*

    Tam: *nods* True. Plus I'm actually saving peeps from having to explain to partners about their pronning ways by providing the cookies.

    Katiebabs chook: You're only saying that cos you have a thing for Richard Armitage.

  7. Kris says:

    EH: You say the nicest things to me. *smooches*

    Mariana: There is no need for thanks because I assure you, fair Maiden, that I do this for purely altruistic reasons!

    Jackie: *snort* But is 'Little' a euphemism I wonder?? 😉

  8. Really? *blink blink*

    I'd jump into your arms anyway.

  9. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: Awww. You luff me.

  10. Cecile says:

    **we interrupt your normal program to bring you the delights of what Robin Kris of Porn has to bring us**

    Oh yeah… I would be whatever the hell you want me to be!!!! LOL!!!

  11. Kris says:

    Cecile: Well, I don't think you can be Friar Tuck…

  12. Cecile says:

    Well… maybe not, but I bet I could friar your tuck, lmbo!!!!

  13. Angelia says:

    Dear, THIS is the Robin Hood of Porn:

    Are you robbing from those of us rich in porn to give to the poor in porn?

    I've written omnivorous Robin Hoods. It's great fun.

  14. Kris says:

    Cecile! You hussy!

    Angelia: “Are you robbing from those of us rich in porn to give to the poor in porn?”

    Quite possibly. lol. And *sigh* for Errol. He will always be Robin Hood to me. 🙂

  15. Cecile says:


    Waiting… Who am I kidding…

    **beams proudly**

    Yeah… I am!!!

  16. Kris says:

    Cecile: An unrepentant one too. 😉

  17. Sean Kennedy says:

    And yet you ignored the cookie I sent you yesterday.

  18. Cecile says:

    Gasps in horror…. you… ignoring…. cookies…. O_O

  19. Kris says:

    Sean: Cos I couldn't see it until I got home and online! Geez.

    Cecile: *rolls eyes* Now, do you honestly think that would be true??

  20. Cecile says:

    Okay, okay…. I mean.. I just had to make sure… It is my duty as Cookie Monster… Cuz if you don't eat the cookies, then it is my job ***evil wink***

  21. Kris says:

    Cecile: *folds arms* Oh, I see. You wanted me to ignore cookies so there would be more for you.

  22. Cecile says:

    OF course not my love.. You know how I love sharing my cookies!!!! Come on now… **nudges Kris**… **gives her sweet eyes… and promises of smooches**

    You know I love sharing with you honey…

  23. Kris says:

    Cecile: You know I can't resist you when you're like this. You flirt.

  24. Cecile says:

    **batting eyelashes…**

    Big, wet smooches…. kisses…

    Warm, snugglie…. hugs….

  25. Kris says:

    I'm on to you, missy!

  26. Cecile says:

    smoochess….. hugggesssss

    Oh wait, you are on to me… ***evil waggle of eyebrow***… You.Are.On.Me…. hahahaha!!!

  27. Cecile says:

    heee heeee.. you know you love me….

  28. Erm…yay! lol. Go Kris! You should be knighted & stuff. 🙂

  29. Kris says:

    Cecile: Maybe…

    Bridget: “You should be knighted & stuff. :)”

    Your words to the gods' ears. 😉

  30. Cecile says:

    sniff sniffffffff

  31. Cecile says:

    *nudges shoulder** sniff sniff….

  32. Kris says:

    Oh, bloody hell…

  33. Cecile says:

    **sweet eyes drenched with slight tears..** sniff sniff….

  34. Kris says:

    *rolls eyes*


  35. Cecile says:

    **gets up and leaves… sniff sniff… sulking… mumbling**

  36. Kris says:


    Oh, come here…

  37. Cecile says:

    **sniff sniff…** I mean… if you dont want me… **sniff sniff** I will go….

  38. Kris says:

    Do you want me to spank you??

  39. Cecile says:

    **slows her walk… turns around… eyes a little red, but they light up**

  40. Kris says:

    Why am I not surprised that you like that idea.

  41. Cecile says:

    Hummm.. maybe cuz once a hussy always a hussy. **sniff**

    **heart still a little hurt though… sniff**

  42. Kris says:



    You know if you were on Twitter I could send you a cookie right now to make you feel better…

  43. Cecile says:

    **no twitter… sniff… you know how i feel about that blue bird… sniff… the only birds i like… sniff… are… well… sniff…**

  44. Kris says:

    Fine! *hmpf* No cookies for you then. And I had some all ready and stuffs. *poutmope*

  45. Cecile says:

    **poutmope.. sniff sniff.. you know where to find me.. i dont cheat with the blue bird..**

  46. Kris says:

    Be that way!


    You know that I'm not the only one who shares cookies on Twitter…

  47. orannia says:

    …it suddenly occurred to me that I am providing a very important public service in the form of appropriations and distributions.


    That'll make such a nice business card. 🙂

    *keels over* Brilliant!

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