jambrea jo jones is going down



Please welcome our next victim author to my awesomesaucey choose your own m/m story game… Jambrea Jo Jones!


How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Jambrea, who has agreed to produce the short story incorporating your choices in about 4 weeks time. Silly girl.

The story prompts:

1. the setting
a) an enchanted castle

b) a mysterious forest
c) a witch’s gingerbread cottage
d) an abandoned stone tower… or is it…

2. some background to one of the main protags
a) one is sick and tired of his wannabe hook ups pulling his long hair

b) one is a cross dresser who has lost one of his Manolo Blahniks
c) one has insomnia and is positive that it’s because of his lumpy bed
d) one wishes the seven guys he lived with were more his type

3. another character/s
a) a narrator who keeps giving advice

b) a snarky side kick
c) a talking wand
d) a couple of stepsisters who would do the guys from Sons of Anarchy proud

4. a conflict
a) one is actually the son of the wicked witch

b) one has inherited the role of Prince Charming against his wishes
c) the ‘fair maiden’ is agoraphobic and doesn’t want to be rescued
d) a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
a) ‘… stuck in his thumb and pulled out a…’

b) a zombie unicorn
d) ‘Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?’

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until midnight Tuesday 12 October (Perth, Western Australia time).


Now y’all be nice to Jambrea as I’ve been, y’hear. 😛

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38 Responses to jambrea jo jones is going down

  1. Chris says:

    Oh my…

    1 c witch's gingerbread cottage
    2 d wishes those 7 guys were more his type
    3 c (although you really don't wanna know where my mind went on the whole “talking wand” bit…)
    4 d dragon wants to eat *ahem* the virgin hero
    5 Just one? Really? *sigh* d (“Where the fuck…”) and b zombie unicorn

  2. Jambrea says:

    Well…this should be interesting. Um…should I tell you that I LOVE Fairy tales.

    Um…Veri Word…stopruc…lol

  3. Drea Becraft says:

    1) (d) an abandoned stone tower… or is it…

    2) (d) one wishes the seven guys he lived with were more his type

    3) (c) a talking wand (oh how dirty the mind goes for this one lol

    4) (d) a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*

    5) (d) 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?'

    Oh I can't wait to read this! Good goah its bound to be halarious.

  4. Jenre says:

    I'm going for all D :). That should be very tricky *rubs hands together in glee*.

  5. Jason says:

    1. b
    2. d
    3. d
    4. c
    5. b

  6. Cinderella says:

    LMAO OK Jammy Jo:
    A) Mysertious Forest
    D) living with 7 guys wish one was his type
    E) Snarky sidekick
    B) Inherited role of Prince Charmin
    D) “Where the Fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one!”

    Love ya Cinders

  7. joyroett says:

    1 d
    2 b
    3 d
    4 c
    5 a

  8. ElaineG says:

    1. a
    2. a
    3. b
    4. c
    5. d

    Jambrea…..you can dewwwww eeeet!!!

  9. joey says:

    YAY! another Jambi story….*grin*

    Okay, my choices are:

    1) d
    2) c
    3) a
    4) d
    5) d

    you just knew I had to choose the insomnia angle…hahhahahhahaa

    Cant wait to read it Jambi!

    jo

  10. Perpetua says:

    1. A
    2. C
    3. A
    4. C
    5. D

  11. Tam says:

    Woohoo, yay for torturing authors. Um, I mean challenging them. Yeah.

    1. the setting
    c) a witch's gingerbread cottage

    2. some background to one of the main protags
    d) one wishes the seven guys he lived with were more his type

    3. another character/s
    b) a snarky side kick

    4. a conflict
    d) a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*

    5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere
    d) 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?'

    Good luck hon.

  12. Ingrid says:

    1 D stone tower
    2 b manolo
    3 A narrator
    4 D yummy meal
    5 D fairy godmother

  13. Ingrid says:

    oh and good luck Jambrea 😀

  14. Sally says:

    1) d an abandoned stone tower… or is it…
    2) d one wishes the seven guys he lived with were more his type
    3) c a talking wand
    4) d a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*
    5) d 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?'

  15. Donna says:

    1.d
    2.d
    3.b
    4.b
    5.a

  16. Kris says:

    Jambrea: “Um…should I tell you that I LOVE Fairy tales.”

    Well, poop.

    *poutmope*

  17. PinkPixie says:

    Ooooh!

    1. C
    2. D
    3. C
    4. D
    5. B

  18. a
    c
    a
    b
    c

    And my husband chose 😀 I will have to read him the story when it is done.

  19. Oh Goodie!

    1. c
    2. b
    3. a
    4. b
    5. b

  20. Ashley Ladd says:

    What choices. Have fun Jambrea. 🙂

    b) a mysterious forest
    a) one is sick and tired of his wannabe hook ups pulling his long hair
    b) a snarky side kick
    d) a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*
    d) 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?'

  21. Anonymous says:

    1. d tower
    2. a hookups pulling hair
    3. b stepsisters
    4. c agoraphobic maiden
    5. d fairy Godmother

    Good choices Kris.
    Suzi.

  22. Eyre says:

    Kris, you are truly, wonderfully evil!

    1. D
    2. B
    3. D
    4. C
    5. A

  23. 1. a) an enchanted castle
    2. b) one is a cross dresser who has lost one of his Manolo Blahniks
    3. c) a talking wand (also has a dirty mind and could not resist this one)
    4. a) one is actually the son of the wicked witch
    5. 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?' (though was very tempted to pick zombie unicorn)

  24. Kris says:

    Eyre: “Kris, you are truly, wonderfully evil!”

    *blushes* I know.

  25. Teresa says:

    1. b
    2. d
    3. b who has c
    4. d
    5. d

  26. nichem says:

    These choices made me LOL! Great job, Kris.

    1 c
    2 a
    3 a
    4 c
    5 b

  27. LindaC says:

    1. c
    2. b
    3. b
    4. c
    5. d

  28. Good luck, Jambrea. May the Force be with you…'cause you're going to need it with these choices. LOL

  29. Lily says:

    1- D
    2- A
    3- C
    4- D
    5- D

    Can't wait to read it. Good luck, Jambrea! 🙂

  30. orannia says:

    Completely inspired 🙂 Good luck Jambrea!

    1) D
    2) A
    3) A
    4) C
    5) C ROUSes!

    I love the ROUSes!

  31. Hayley says:

    d) an abandoned stone tower… or is it…
    d) one wishes the seven guys he lived with were more his type
    c) a talking wand (I'm hoping of the vibrating kind *snicker*)
    d) a dragon thinks the virgin hero would make a yummy meal *waggles eyebrows*
    d) 'Where the fuck is a Fairy Godmother when you need one?'
    (seriously, I say this all the time!)

  32. Jambrea says:

    Okay…If the ROUSed one wins…I'll need some help with research. Is it bad too to say I'm not sure what that is? lol

  33. Chris says:

    *gasp*

    It's from The Princess Bride! Rodents Of Unusual Size!

  34. Jambrea says:

    OMG! I DO know that!!! Thanks! I love that movie. I'm so going to have to watch it again. Maybe I haven't seen it enough. lol

  35. Kris says:

    Jambrea: “Maybe I haven't seen it enough.”

    You can NEVER see enough of The Princess Bride.

  36. Eyre says:

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    A classic story of twu luv. *sigh*

  37. Tracy says:

    I haven't done one of these in so long! I suck, I know.

    1. A
    2. C
    3. B
    4. D
    5. ROUSes!!! I love that you added that!

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