a kris ‘n’ good books new service

Don’t want to waste precious #twittertime by reading an actual book? 

Too scared to leave your precious few followers to read?

Then look no further!

The folk at Kris ‘n’ Good Books are overwhelmed by the awesome of their new service which provides readers with books in 140 characters or less!

Check these out…

“First there was war and then there was peace. The end.”

“A manipulative bitch, who lives in a big white house with a girl’s name, eventually gets what’s coming to her. The end.”

“Girl + sparkly vampire + werewolf = much angst & pedobear r/ships. The end.”

“The boy who didn’t die didn’t, but he who shall not be named did.  The end.”

“Altho there was a lot of pride & prejudice, the dude & the chick fell in love with each other. & Colin Firth gets wet. The end.”

Get your @KrisNotes today!

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30 Responses to a kris ‘n’ good books new service

  1. Chris says:

    You did it! Look out, world!! How about Wuthering Heights? 😀

    Oh, my veri word is readma. Surely related to the post in some way…

  2. ROFL! I'm a big fan of that last one 😀

  3. Mumma J says:

    Love them, keep 'em coming!

  4. Eyre says:

    LMAO! I am, as always, awed by your brilliance.

  5. Eyre says:

    Hey, Chris! Surely you could overcome your Twitter phobia for this!

  6. Tam says:

    Wow. You are amazing. Not that this is news to you of course.

  7. Kris says:

    Chris: 'The Brontes = blech.' 🙂 Don't tell Sean I typed that though.

    Rachel: It's all about a dunked Mr Darcy. 😉

    Mumma: Somehow I don't think I'm going to be able to resist. LOL.

  8. Kris says:

    Eyre: Of course, you are. 😛

    Tam: Nope. *hair flick*

  9. KB/KT Grant says:

    Girl with kick ass sparkly red shoes meets up with 3 Furries, gets high and takes down a green psycho witch by getting her wet.

  10. Juni says:

    Sign me up for a subscription please. What can I order first – the whole series of BDB or the entire works of AJL?

  11. Kris says:

    KBC: That sounds like some kind of weird arse porn show. ;P

    Juni: The BDB series is first on my list and will be up in a few days. As to AJL… it is quite possible that one of my personas will take these on.

  12. Ooohhh, I think I like that last one the best *winks*

  13. Kris says:

    That's cos you're a perve, Patti.

  14. Kaetrin says:

    What an excellent service Kris! What's the fee? Is there an annual membership or is it just per book? 😛

  15. Ingrid says:

    Sorry I don't do shorts.

    veri: prood

  16. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: Per book request. I need to think about making money off you lot, after all.

    Ingrid: Your veri word needs a 'u' in it. 😛

  17. orannia says:

    I love them, although…what is the second one please? I'm drawing a blank *blushes*

    What can I order first – the whole series of BDB or the entire works of AJL?


    Are we able to make requests? If so, I would love all those vampire/werewolf books…see, I can't even think of the author! My brain has turned to mush!

  18. Kris says:

    Orannia: Gone with the Wind. 🙂 And email me about AJL, although, you know, I hate to gossip.


    Vampire and werewolf books?? There are so many! LOL. The Sherrilyn Kenyon ones?

  19. Kaetrin says:

    Hmm. I didn't recognise the 2nd one either, but now I know – you're spot on Kris! (was there ever any doubt?)

  20. Too funny….

    Last year I said you were out for world domination – is this another step up.

    Watch out world..


  21. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: Nope.

    EH: Yep.

  22. Eyre says:

    E.H. is right! This is part of a nefarious plot to take over the world. I bet Kris has embedded subliminal messages in those tweets in order to make us all bow down to her in 2012 when she reveals her true wereoctopus form!

    It's either that, or she's really Brain from Pinky and the Brain. Either way, I am skeerd.

  23. Kris says:

    As you should be, Eyre. 😛

  24. orannia says:

    Vampire and werewolf books?? There are so many! LOL. The Sherrilyn Kenyon ones?

    Yes! Them! I won't even start because there are too many! OK, I have read Night Play, because I was so excited about reading about the heroine 🙂

  25. Kris says:

    Is Night Play the Bridie (sp?) one? I was actually thinking about that book just yesterday. I think it's one of my faves. 🙂

  26. Ingrid says:

    It's Bride and Vane alright

  27. Sean Kennedy says:

    Your Brontes comment proves you suck.

    BTW, your last one is a review of a miniseries. Not a book.

  28. Kris says:

    Actually it was second last one which was a series and not a book so it's you who sucks.

  29. Sean Kennedy says:

    Regardless, I think you will find it is you who is the one who is sucks.

  30. Kris says:

    Highly doubtful, oh-sucky-one-kenobi.

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