Kris: We think you will make an awesome addition to our team, don’t we, Tracy?? *sharp elbow to ribs* Don’t we, Tracy!
Tracy: *coming out of daze* Oh yes. I, umm, I mean we both feel your contribution will be very significant.
Kris: *emphatically* A survey our demographic has already indicated such.
Tracy: *nodding enthusiastically in agreement*
Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: I don’t know. *Tracy shivers* Are you two sure about this?? This is not the usual kind of stuff I do.
Kris and Tracy: *looking at each other* YES!
Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: If you’re really sure people will still buy…
Tracy: *interrupts* Believe Me. These people are perv… umm, serious book lovers. They will buy anything with you this slogan on it.
Kris: *rubbing hands together in glee just thinking of the merchandising pimpage* Okay than… back into position… and action…
Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: Is she okay?? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.
Kris: *nudging the-keeled-over-in-a-swoon Tracy with foot* Yeah. Now about that bookmark….
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
You ladies are cuh-razy.
What makes you say that, Sean??
We are in a silly mood today, aren’t we? 🙂
*blinks* bat. shit. crazy. biatches.*snatches pretty and drags him back to the kitteh cave* lets get you all debauched and stuffs while those two make bookmarks. they’ll never notice til much later.
You are too then, Jen, cos Sean and Emmy definitely are!
Psst..Psst..Emmy..Take piccies okay. Those will look REALLY good on the bookmarks.
LOL! Like Sean said…cuh-razy 🙂 But we like you that way!*snatches pretty and drags him back to the kitteh cave* Let’s get you all debauched and stuff while those two make bookmarks. They’ll never notice till much later.ROFLOL!
Phew cos I don’t think I can uncrazy any time soon! 😉
Well shiiiiiit! lol Omg see what I get for going to bed early? That is AWESOME!! I’m thinking he would love to do it. Um, the pimpage that is. *snort*And can you imagine the bookmark? lolol
Emeraldjaguar – I’m thinking we might notice his absence!Kris? Are you condoning Emmy thievery? And encouraging rag quality photos? We must converse.
I’d buy it. Put in an order for 5 for me since I lose them all the time and that would make some random strangers happy when they found my lost bookmark.
Wow, crazy awesome idea :DAnd I think he definitely knows what to “do with it.”
Can I borrow nice squeezable ass man?
LOL. WHAT is going on here? Can we not leave you alone for a minute?
KB between you and Emmy we won’t be able to do any promo! lol Alright you two – you can borrow him but only if you promise to play nice and bring him back untraumatized.
CJ – why should we be alone when we have this wonderful man who speaks with a sexy rumble? That’s just crazy talk.
Again with the tushies! What is it with you, Tracy??? ;oP::Kati reaches out to touch::Niiiiiice tushie.
Tracy: As Lily said, he will definitely know what to “do with it”. ;)We could start a new booklovers craze… ‘saucy bookmarks: for those meh moments’. *snicker*Oh, and believe me… Emmy’s photos will not be of the rag quality. She’s got this debauchery thing down to an art. Her cave is very high tech.
Tam: I was thinking of a ‘if found, return to’ kind of thing on the bookmark. Just think of all the, umm, interesting people you could meet. *g*Lily: Oh yes. He definitely does. *happy sigh*KB: Psst. Will you be taking piccies, too?? I only ask because BS ‘r’ Us holds the rights to any photographic images of deep and sexy male voice rumble.LB: Don’t be silly. Tracy just wanted to make sure he was comfortable sitting on that bench. That reminds me… TRACY! Oh, Tracy! Where did that towel go??
It wasn’t me. I didn’t do nuffin. Oh wait. Bloody hell, CJ, did you have to scare me like that! For a second I though it was Miss Doreen. Kati said: “Niiiiiice tushie.”Kris said: “Goooood tushie” *petting the other cheek* 😉
Kati – how can you not love on the tushies? Love the tushies! Kris I had nothing to do with the towel. I swear. What do you mean what’s that behind my back? Nothing – it’s nothing, really. Definitely not a towel.
Tracy, c’mon honey. You’re acting strange.I know you never got a chance to say goodbye to him, but you….Now, Tracy, what do you thing you’re doing…Don’t do anything you will regret…Put the towel down, Tracy. Just put the towel DOWN!
I think you should come up with a Books R Us award with a picture of sexy squeezable tushes.
O_OWe could do our own BS ‘r’ Us blogger buns award! Great idea, KB!!*off to research ssts*
Me? Act strange? I know not what you speak of!KB – you’re a genius!
*rolls eyes*
rolls eyes? rolls eyes? Is that a form of that thing I’ve heard of but have never used myself called: sarcasm?
Of COURSE not, Tracy. What on Earth would make you think I’m being sarcastic??
I can hear your eyes rolling from here! lol
Actually I was snorting. *G*
Is that what the glob on my shirt is? lmao!!
Is that where it went?? No wonder I couldn’t find it on my desk anywhere.
You might want to watch out for those things..they’re toxic. 🙂
It didn’t burn through your shirt did it?? I would hate to have damaged anything, umm, sensitive.