meanwhile back in bs hq…

Kris: We think you will make an awesome addition to our team, don’t we, Tracy?? *sharp elbow to ribs* Don’t we, Tracy!

Tracy: *coming out of daze* Oh yes. I, umm, I mean we both feel your contribution will be very significant.

Kris: *emphatically* A survey our demographic has already indicated such.

Tracy: *nodding enthusiastically in agreement*

Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: I don’t know. *Tracy shivers* Are you two sure about this?? This is not the usual kind of stuff I do.

Kris and Tracy: *looking at each other* YES!

Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: If you’re really sure people will still buy…

Tracy: *interrupts* Believe Me. These people are perv… umm, serious book lovers. They will buy anything with you this slogan on it.

Kris: *rubbing hands together in glee just thinking of the merchandising pimpage* Okay than… back into position… and action…


Deep and sexy male voice rumbles: Is she okay?? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.

Kris: *nudging the-keeled-over-in-a-swoon Tracy with foot* Yeah. Now about that bookmark….

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34 Responses to meanwhile back in bs hq…

  1. Sean Kennedy says:

    You ladies are cuh-razy.

  2. Kris says:

    What makes you say that, Sean??

  3. Jenre says:

    We are in a silly mood today, aren’t we? 🙂

  4. *blinks* bat. shit. crazy. biatches.*snatches pretty and drags him back to the kitteh cave* lets get you all debauched and stuffs while those two make bookmarks. they’ll never notice til much later.

  5. Kris says:

    You are too then, Jen, cos Sean and Emmy definitely are!

  6. Kris says:

    Psst..Psst..Emmy..Take piccies okay. Those will look REALLY good on the bookmarks.

  7. orannia says:

    LOL! Like Sean said…cuh-razy 🙂 But we like you that way!*snatches pretty and drags him back to the kitteh cave* Let’s get you all debauched and stuff while those two make bookmarks. They’ll never notice till much later.ROFLOL!

  8. Kris says:

    Phew cos I don’t think I can uncrazy any time soon! 😉

  9. Tracy says:

    Well shiiiiiit! lol Omg see what I get for going to bed early? That is AWESOME!! I’m thinking he would love to do it. Um, the pimpage that is. *snort*And can you imagine the bookmark? lolol

  10. Tracy says:

    Emeraldjaguar – I’m thinking we might notice his absence!Kris? Are you condoning Emmy thievery? And encouraging rag quality photos? We must converse.

  11. Tam says:

    I’d buy it. Put in an order for 5 for me since I lose them all the time and that would make some random strangers happy when they found my lost bookmark.

  12. Lily says:

    Wow, crazy awesome idea :DAnd I think he definitely knows what to “do with it.”

  13. Can I borrow nice squeezable ass man?

  14. Carolyn Jean says:

    LOL. WHAT is going on here? Can we not leave you alone for a minute?

  15. Tracy says:

    KB between you and Emmy we won’t be able to do any promo! lol Alright you two – you can borrow him but only if you promise to play nice and bring him back untraumatized.

  16. Tracy says:

    CJ – why should we be alone when we have this wonderful man who speaks with a sexy rumble? That’s just crazy talk.

  17. Kati says:

    Again with the tushies! What is it with you, Tracy??? ;oP::Kati reaches out to touch::Niiiiiice tushie.

  18. Kris says:

    Tracy: As Lily said, he will definitely know what to “do with it”. ;)We could start a new booklovers craze… ‘saucy bookmarks: for those meh moments’. *snicker*Oh, and believe me… Emmy’s photos will not be of the rag quality. She’s got this debauchery thing down to an art. Her cave is very high tech.

  19. Kris says:

    Tam: I was thinking of a ‘if found, return to’ kind of thing on the bookmark. Just think of all the, umm, interesting people you could meet. *g*Lily: Oh yes. He definitely does. *happy sigh*KB: Psst. Will you be taking piccies, too?? I only ask because BS ‘r’ Us holds the rights to any photographic images of deep and sexy male voice rumble.LB: Don’t be silly. Tracy just wanted to make sure he was comfortable sitting on that bench. That reminds me… TRACY! Oh, Tracy! Where did that towel go??

  20. Kris says:

    It wasn’t me. I didn’t do nuffin. Oh wait. Bloody hell, CJ, did you have to scare me like that! For a second I though it was Miss Doreen. Kati said: “Niiiiiice tushie.”Kris said: “Goooood tushie” *petting the other cheek* 😉

  21. Tracy says:

    Kati – how can you not love on the tushies? Love the tushies! Kris I had nothing to do with the towel. I swear. What do you mean what’s that behind my back? Nothing – it’s nothing, really. Definitely not a towel.

  22. Kris says:

    Tracy, c’mon honey. You’re acting strange.I know you never got a chance to say goodbye to him, but you….Now, Tracy, what do you thing you’re doing…Don’t do anything you will regret…Put the towel down, Tracy. Just put the towel DOWN!

  23. I think you should come up with a Books R Us award with a picture of sexy squeezable tushes.

  24. Kris says:

    O_OWe could do our own BS ‘r’ Us blogger buns award! Great idea, KB!!*off to research ssts*

  25. Tracy says:

    Me? Act strange? I know not what you speak of!KB – you’re a genius!

  26. Kris says:

    *rolls eyes*

  27. Tracy says:

    rolls eyes? rolls eyes? Is that a form of that thing I’ve heard of but have never used myself called: sarcasm?

  28. Kris says:

    Of COURSE not, Tracy. What on Earth would make you think I’m being sarcastic??

  29. Tracy says:

    I can hear your eyes rolling from here! lol

  30. Kris says:

    Actually I was snorting. *G*

  31. Tracy says:

    Is that what the glob on my shirt is? lmao!!

  32. Kris says:

    Is that where it went?? No wonder I couldn’t find it on my desk anywhere.

  33. Tracy says:

    You might want to watch out for those things..they’re toxic. 🙂

  34. Kris says:

    It didn’t burn through your shirt did it?? I would hate to have damaged anything, umm, sensitive.

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