My dearest K Z
Words cannot express how simply appalled I am at the pettiness of my fellow readers.
This is what they want you to include in your m/m story:
1. the setting
It was a tie again! This time between a nudist colony and a customs/immigration check point. Now some would take that to mean the setting is therefore a security check point into a nudist colony, but surely… Really, but… I am so sorry, K Z, however, the impartial adjudicator (otherwise known as Queen Bitch) has determined that it MUST be a combination of the two. My condolences. *snicker*
2. a cultural idiom to be included in the story
‘There are were-kangas among us.’ So sayeth the High Priestess Tam, and so shall it always be known.
I really need to watch Tank Girl again.
3. a secondary character
The twinkiest twink you’ll ever meet. *Think The Beach Boys’ Little Deuce Coupe. It’ll be a #1 hit I tell ya.*
4. a conflict
Fruit. Fruit? Seriously?? Meanies.
5. a phrase/object/etc to be mentioned in the story somewhere
‘Live Long and Prosper.’ *complete with proper hand sign* Not only are there were-kangas, but there are obviously Trekkies among us. *I’m so proud.*
Romantic futuristic crime fantasy.
May the Muse be with you.