the twinkiest twink


Yesterday I was given the strenuous task of researching that fucking sexy interesting little treasure known as ‘the twink’. Below are the results of my detailed research:-

Best definition from the Urban Dictionary:

Twink

A smooth-bodied, almost pre-pubescent looking young gay male. From “twinkie” (as in Hostess twinkie)- soft and full of cream.

That twink is young, dumb and full of cum…and I want him NOW!

by mike May 22, 2003

Examples:

Highest Google ranked reference:

The Twinkiest Twink – #1 bestseller by The Beach Butts

The twinkiest twink
That you’ll ever meet
The twinkiest twink
That you’ll ever meet

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down
But I’ve got the cutest little twink in town
When something comes up I don’t even try
Cause if it had a set of balls man he’ll suck it dry
He’s the twinkiest twink
That you’ll ever meet
(The twinkiest twink)
(That you’ll ever meet)

Best twink character:

Best twink character?

Hmm??

Help a gal out, virtual folk, and tell me who your fave twink character is?

Inspiration. 😉 All images appropriated from Matthew Melmon’s blog.

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31 Responses to the twinkiest twink

  1. lisabea says:

    I LOVE MATTHEW MELMON’S BLOG(I always steal his pix…he’s the best twink warehouse in blogland..IMHO)uh. What was the question?

  2. Kris says:

    I totally agree with you, LB. His blog is all that is good and awesome for the twinkies and zowie yaoi. Anyone could easily lose a couple of hours picking their way through the pretties.Oh. *well that explains the missing deadline*Um. What question?

  3. lisabea says:

    I have wasted many a Sunday evening frantically pouring through his EVERY page trying to find the perfect MLM twink boy.I should send him a fan letter. I gave him an award once, I think.Question? What question?

  4. Tam says:

    Umm, I don’t have a favorite twink but I’ll take any of those ones that you posted. I must be a gay man in a woman’s a body. It was kind of scary how my 41 year old gay friend Chris and I were finding the same boys attractive in Toronto. Probably not good. The only thing is I only look, he was touching (and more). The Twinkiest Twink song was great. Wonder if I can download it? And how do I find this warehouse of twinkdom?

  5. Kris says:

    Fan letter, LB?? Good idea. BTW, did you see that pic he posted last week?? My goodness. *fans self*I’ve no idea what bloody question. You’re the one that brought it up!

  6. Kris says:

    *What the hell is wrong with these people that their fingers keep on getting broken thereby taking away their ability to click! Why do I even bother!* Dearest Tam, here is the link to fantwinkalistic goodness: http://matthew-melmon.blogspot.com/.A recording of the song you say?? Hehehe

  7. lisabea says:

    He’s in my google reader. I follow for the writing. Naturally.

  8. Kris says:

    As do we all, LB. As do we all.

  9. Tam says:

    See, I could have gone to google and searched matthew melmon but I knew if I waited long enough you’d post the link for me. Ummm. I like em thin but a few of those boys I need to bring home and feed a cheeseburger or somethin’.

  10. Kris says:

    Yes. They’d prob’ly like some meat. O_O

  11. K. Z. Snow says:

    Hey, I got a twink for ya. The story’s finished. Wrote it today.

  12. Jenre says:

    My favourite twink….hmmm. Well there’s Joey from Collision Course. He has the looks and attitude of a twink, but with brains.As you know, I usually prefer my men to be hairier and older, but those pictures are yum.It’s such a dreadful laborious task you’ve set yourself, Kris. How awful for you to have to undertake searching out the best twink pictures for us!*goes off to put that website on her blog roll*

  13. Kris says:

    The story’s finished, K Z?? And with a twink all of my own?? YAY!

  14. Kris says:

    That’s the thing. The word ‘twink’ is used in a derogative way, so you don’t really see many main characters with ALL of the qualities of a twink. I don’t think/recall so at least.FYI, the things I do for you, Jen. You have no idea.

  15. Sean Kennedy says:

    Meh. Twinks don’t do a thing for me. Unless you count Matthew Mitcham as a twink. And even then it’s more of an admiration thing for all the boundaries he has pushed.

  16. Tam says:

    KZ is finished?!?!?! Yay!!!! Can’t wait. 😀

  17. Jenre says:

    Had to google Matthew Mitcham. Wow an ‘out’ sportsman. Good for him.Loved how the bio mentioned his tongue piercing. Gay men all over Australia start to drool.

  18. Tam says:

    Okay, not being Australian I had to google him too. Oh yeah, divers, nice. We have diver Alexandre Despatie. No idea if he’s gay but he’s about 5’3″ just my size. LOL I guess I’ll wait till his marriage announcement comes out then we’ll know. Oh wait, this pic is at a site called “gaysports.com”. Guess that answers my question. LOL We never really talk about that in Canada. I don’t think it would be negative, we have gay marriage and all, but its not something that ever comes up. http://www.gaysports.com/images/Alexandre%20Despatie%203.jpg

  19. Tracy says:

    Pictures good. I don’t think I have a favorite twink. But I might after I read KZ’s story! 🙂

  20. Ingrid says:

    Nice blog 😀

  21. Kris says:

    Sean: I'm with you re: Matthew Mitcham. I loved the fact that he was the only out guy at Beijing and that he applied to the Feds for assistance so that his partner could travel with him. Simply awesome.Jen & Tam: I know. 🙂 Tam: That's interesting that although Canada is one of the most progressive of countries re: recognising homosexual r/ships, it's not something really discussed. Maybe people think there isn't a need to because of this equality??Tracy: Pics ARE pretty, aren't they. How come none of us have a fave twink??Ingrid: Hehehe

  22. Kris says:

    Jen. Hey JEN!Re: our previous discussion about a certain Mr. Twinkie and given I’m hugely knowledgable about gay lifestyle because of all the m/m romance that I read written by women, isn’t it the case that twinks are not usually attracted to other twinks? They might even refer to other twinks as ‘meh’ (for wont of a better word). Interesting, don’t you think?

  23. Ingrid says:

    Because there are so many Kris??It’s like trying to name your favourite kind of choco filling

  24. Kris says:

    Good call, Ingrid. LOL.

  25. Tam says:

    I’m not sure why its not discussed. Now if a hockey player came out, I’m not sure, there would be some backlash likely but I’d like to think it was no big deal after the surprise passed. There is a gay couple which has a pretty popular daytime talk show, the mayor of Winnipeg was openly gay and lived with his partner and adopted son, we’ve had openly gay members of parliament. I think Canadians are very sensitive about talking about personal stuff. Most people would rather die than ask you your religion and I think sexual orientation is similar. Its just not discussed. There are certainly homophobic people here, we’re not perfect but the vast majority of people are happy with the live and let live attitude.

  26. Sean Kennedy says:

    Kris, his partner seems a cutie as well.As for the rest of your conversation, keep dreaming, kids.

  27. Jenre says:

    Very interesting. Now if a certain Mr Twinkie were to mention that he was the kind of guy to go for a big, strong, possibly tattooed alpha type, then we’d have our conclusive proof.Plus, I know he has blond hair cos he told me.

  28. Kris says:

    Blond hair, you say?? The facts are stacking up.

  29. orannia says:

    *light dawns*Thank you Kris! And thank you for the link to the Matthew Melmon blog. Obviously I NEED to investigate (for research purposes of course 🙂

  30. orannia says:

    And Matthew Melmon’s blog…. *faints*That’s one of the great things about here…I’m learning/discovering so much:(((Kris)))

  31. Kris says:

    You are very welcome, young Grasshopper. 🙂

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