kanga rules: a weekly serial by Sirk


Chapter 1

“You want us to meet with the Grey Kanga Clan?! But they are deviants. Human lovers. Our long-time enemies! We shouldn’t be…”

*slap* *angry mutters*



“QUIET! I am The Big Red. I am the Leader of the Red Kanga Clan. He who questions also challenges. Do you wish to challenge me then, Red Tail???”

*tense silence*

*snort* “I thought not.”

I have requested this conclanfab. We meet to discuss THE CULL. The humans have gone too far with their plans this year. We MUST deal with those disgusting creatures before they carry out this scheme.”



“Big Red *tugging ears in the well-known Kanga way of subservience*, the Greys view us as traditionalists. Feral conservatives who avoid human contact and spend most of our time in animal form. What makes you think they will listen to us now?”

*smirking* “Oh, I think we have something that the Greys might be willing to bargain for this time…”

*turns head to look in the nearby paddock*

****************************************************************

*Ooooohhhh*

Stay tuned next (hopefully) week for more of this exciting serial by international bestselling author of werekanga m/m romance, Sirk.

Advertisements

About Kris

Reads, rants, randoms & R+s. You've been warned. BTW, don't follow me if you're a GLBTQQphobic wanker. It won't end well. For you.
This entry was posted in chapter 1, kanga rules, sirk. Bookmark the permalink.

20 Responses to kanga rules: a weekly serial by Sirk

  1. Tam says:

    Oh no, not the little white guy! They can’t sacrifice him. Big Red needs to be taken down. I await with baited breath for the next installment.

  2. Lily says:

    Sirk, I don’t know if I can wait a week to find out what happens to Cute n White. I’ve got my fingers crossed that there is a hero coming to his rescue!!!!!

    Tam, I’m with you, Big Red needs to be taken care of. Hopefully there’s a true Alpha coming to rescue Whitey.

  3. Jenre says:

    Hub: Why are you looking at pictures of kangeroos?
    Me: It’s long story…*proceeds to try and condense the whole were-kanga thing into a few words*.
    Hub: were-kangas?
    Me: Yeah, like werewolves, but kangaroos instead.
    Hub: *silent for a while while he digests this information* You are a silly bunch of people.

    Guess that just about sums it up really! 🙂

  4. Kris says:

    Tam & Lily: Although I am not privy to Sirk's plot for “Kanga Rules”, I am sure she wouldn't leave the fate of the small whote one to his father and clan… at least I hope she won't.

    I will make sure she gets your feeback asap, shall I.

  5. Kris says:

    Jen: I don’t think you’re taking this very seriously. If Sirk finds out about the silly comment, I’m not sure… uh oh…

  6. SIRK, AUTHOR EXTRAORDINAIRE! says:

    JENRE: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR SEEMINGLY FASCETIOUS BEHAVIOUR. RATHER THAN FORCE KRIS TO PROHIBIT ONE OF HER SO-CALLED VIRTUAL FRIENDS FROM PARTICIPATING ON THIS BLOG, I SHALL ASSUME YOU HAVE BEEN REMISS IN THE TRAINING OF SAID HUB. I SUGGEST YOU RECTIFY THIS MATTER IMMEDIATELY.

  7. Tam says:

    Sirk: That sounds kinky, hope Jen’s up for it. Would it involve whips?

  8. Jenre says:

    Oh dear, I seem to have offended the Wizard of OZ.

    Sorry, Sirk. I bow down before your awesomeness and beg for forgivenes. I’ve tied hub up in the ‘naughty chair’ until he sees the error of his ways.

  9. Tam says:

    OMG. Is it wrong that I’m turned on now? Jen, stop it.

  10. Lily says:

    Hmm, ‘naughty chair’, what a visual 🙂

  11. Jenre says:

    Tam: and you call me the perverted one? LOL

  12. Tam says:

    I was only confirming your perversion. At no time did I ever deny my own. 😛

    And even Lily thought it was kinky.

  13. SIRK, RESIDENT AUTHOR, THE EMERALD CITY says:

    JENRE: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU CARRIED OUT THE DISCIPLINE OF YOUR HUB, BUT BY DOING SO HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE TITILATION AND DEBASEMENT OF OTHERS.

    WELL DONE.

  14. Tam says:

    Sirk said “titilation”. *giggle*

  15. Sean Kennedy says:

    Oh, Sirk, I love your work.

    But save the white kanga.

  16. SIRK, THE AWESOME says:

    TAM: *SIGH* YOU CAN BE SO CHILDISH SOMETIMES, BUT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME AND MY WERE-KANGAS I FORGIVE YOU

    SEAN: THANK YOU. I ENJOY YOUR SCRIBBLINGS TOO. WILL ALBIE BE SAVED?? WE’LL SEE.

  17. orannia says:

    I’m with Tam…Big Red DEFINITELY needs to be taken down!

  18. Kris says:

    Orannia: I’ll let Sirk know your concerns. She can (sometimes… very occasionally… ok, infrequently) take into consideration the wishes of readers.

  19. Tracy says:

    You know Sirk, for an author with only a tiny following you’ve got a bit of an attitude issue. Maybe you should sweeten up and you’ll get more readers.

    That being said…nice installment of the were-kangas. The poor white Kanga – he gets no respect.

  20. SIRK THE TERRIFIC says:

    TRACY: *STICKS TONGUE OUT*

    EVERYONE ELSE: APOLOGIES FOR THE LACK OF MY USUAL ELOQUENCE. I HAVE ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE SO FAR THIS MORNING.

Leave a Reply. I dare you.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s