“You want us to meet with the Grey Kanga Clan?! But they are deviants. Human lovers. Our long-time enemies! We shouldn’t be…”
*slap* *angry mutters*
“QUIET! I am The Big Red. I am the Leader of the Red Kanga Clan. He who questions also challenges. Do you wish to challenge me then, Red Tail???”
*snort* “I thought not.”
“I have requested this conclanfab. We meet to discuss THE CULL. The humans have gone too far with their plans this year. We MUST deal with those disgusting creatures before they carry out this scheme.”
“Big Red *tugging ears in the well-known Kanga way of subservience*, the Greys view us as traditionalists. Feral conservatives who avoid human contact and spend most of our time in animal form. What makes you think they will listen to us now?”
*smirking* “Oh, I think we have something that the Greys might be willing to bargain for this time…”
*turns head to look in the nearby paddock*
Stay tuned next (hopefully) week for more of this exciting serial by international bestselling author of werekanga m/m romance, Sirk.
Oh no, not the little white guy! They can’t sacrifice him. Big Red needs to be taken down. I await with baited breath for the next installment.
Sirk, I don’t know if I can wait a week to find out what happens to Cute n White. I’ve got my fingers crossed that there is a hero coming to his rescue!!!!!
Tam, I’m with you, Big Red needs to be taken care of. Hopefully there’s a true Alpha coming to rescue Whitey.
Hub: Why are you looking at pictures of kangeroos?
Me: It’s long story…*proceeds to try and condense the whole were-kanga thing into a few words*.
Me: Yeah, like werewolves, but kangaroos instead.
Hub: *silent for a while while he digests this information* You are a silly bunch of people.
Guess that just about sums it up really! 🙂
Tam & Lily: Although I am not privy to Sirk's plot for “Kanga Rules”, I am sure she wouldn't leave the fate of the small whote one to his father and clan… at least I hope she won't.
I will make sure she gets your feeback asap, shall I.
Jen: I don’t think you’re taking this very seriously. If Sirk finds out about the silly comment, I’m not sure… uh oh…
JENRE: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR SEEMINGLY FASCETIOUS BEHAVIOUR. RATHER THAN FORCE KRIS TO PROHIBIT ONE OF HER SO-CALLED VIRTUAL FRIENDS FROM PARTICIPATING ON THIS BLOG, I SHALL ASSUME YOU HAVE BEEN REMISS IN THE TRAINING OF SAID HUB. I SUGGEST YOU RECTIFY THIS MATTER IMMEDIATELY.
Sirk: That sounds kinky, hope Jen’s up for it. Would it involve whips?
Oh dear, I seem to have offended the Wizard of OZ.
Sorry, Sirk. I bow down before your awesomeness and beg for forgivenes. I’ve tied hub up in the ‘naughty chair’ until he sees the error of his ways.
OMG. Is it wrong that I’m turned on now? Jen, stop it.
Hmm, ‘naughty chair’, what a visual 🙂
Tam: and you call me the perverted one? LOL
I was only confirming your perversion. At no time did I ever deny my own. 😛
And even Lily thought it was kinky.
JENRE: NOT ONLY HAVE YOU CARRIED OUT THE DISCIPLINE OF YOUR HUB, BUT BY DOING SO HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE TITILATION AND DEBASEMENT OF OTHERS.
Sirk said “titilation”. *giggle*
Oh, Sirk, I love your work.
But save the white kanga.
TAM: *SIGH* YOU CAN BE SO CHILDISH SOMETIMES, BUT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME AND MY WERE-KANGAS I FORGIVE YOU
SEAN: THANK YOU. I ENJOY YOUR SCRIBBLINGS TOO. WILL ALBIE BE SAVED?? WE’LL SEE.
I’m with Tam…Big Red DEFINITELY needs to be taken down!
Orannia: I’ll let Sirk know your concerns. She can (sometimes… very occasionally… ok, infrequently) take into consideration the wishes of readers.
You know Sirk, for an author with only a tiny following you’ve got a bit of an attitude issue. Maybe you should sweeten up and you’ll get more readers.
That being said…nice installment of the were-kangas. The poor white Kanga – he gets no respect.
TRACY: *STICKS TONGUE OUT*
EVERYONE ELSE: APOLOGIES FOR THE LACK OF MY USUAL ELOQUENCE. I HAVE ONLY HAD ONE CUP OF COFFEE SO FAR THIS MORNING.