Hughverine: Hello Ladies.
Virtual Crowd: *squees and much fainting*
Hughverine: Thank you. *trademark smile* It’s my pleasure to be here today to open the first Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Awards! *Hughverine woot* I know it’s an important occasional for you all and as much as you’d like to look at me all day *smexy smirk at the ‘hell yes’ from Thea* it’s time to introduce those awesome, renowned and gorgeous ladies of Books Sluts ‘r’ Us…
Virtual Crowd: *wild applause and standing ovation*
Tracy: *shaking off stupor* It’s great to see so many of you came out for the announcement of our Blogger Awards.
Kris: We received 33 nominations from fellow Blogland bibliophiles and the competition was stiff.
Tracy: *still giggling at the ‘stiff’ comment* Yes, it was Kris. However, there can only be one winner…
Kris: … so we decided to also give honourable mentions to the sheer wantonness of two of the bloggers. Would you care to award the
condemnations commendations, Tracy?
Tracy: Indeed I would. The two recipients of the ‘You’re on your way to being such a good little Book Slut’ certificates go to:
Tracy: Now, we get to the main event in today’s proceedings, the announcement of the winner of the Inaugural Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award.
Kris: This blog-mistress needs little introduction to many of you and seriously… how could we not give such a prestigious award to a person who bragged about crushing the competition with the sheer size of her tbr?? *wiping tear from eye* Such a beautiful, trampy statement.
Tracy: *rolls eyes* You’re such a sentimentalist, Kris. So, without further ado, the envelope please.
Kris: And the winner of the Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award is…
Tracy: Not only has Wendy received our first Award, but she is also the recipient of an ebook of her choice up to $8!
Kris: *to Wendy* You go, girl! *turning back to the Virtual Crowd* That brings us to the end of today’s ceremony. Never fear though ;), there is sure to be another Books Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award in the not too distant future!
Tracy: In the meantime, don’t forget our motto…
Tracy, Kris & Virtual Crowd:
Congratulations Wendy!!! Enjoy your $8.
Oh and Kris and Tracey? You look FAAABBUUULLLOUS darlings.
I know you must be a Book Slut Extraodinaire ‘cos I nominated myself and was knocked back in no uncertain terms!
Nepotism is not alive in our family!
Kris’s Mumma (Hi Sweetie)
Awesome award, and the presentations ceremony was spectacular!
Well Mumma (I’m just going to call you Mumma now, everyone will know who I mean – we’re like family), I’m hoping MY daughter will be more appreciative of the efforts that I’ve made to give her a good life. *sob* I try so hard, and are we parents appreciated? Never.
Ummm. Have a great weekend. 🙂
Hooray for Wendy!
Do I get an invite to the post-awards party?
Uh … who won again? I stalled out at Hugh Jackman.
Just kidding. Well, half kidding. Quarter?
Congrats, Wendy! I have a RL librarian story that’s amusing but doesn’t make you guys look so good. I’m sure you’re not like <>that<> one, though.
Thanks to everyone for dropping in (despite those who were disappointed [Mumma], those who feel the need to gang up on me when I’m still on my awards ceremony high [Tam] and those distracted by the eye candy that is the Hugh [so typical of K Z]) to congratulate Wendy on her sluttery.
And, of course, let’s not forget the little ones like our Lily, who are well on their way with their skankish behaviour. *sniffle* I’m so proud.
OOOH yeh, I’m with you on that one!
OMG!!!!! What a supreme honor, I can’t believe I got an honorable mention. Congrats also to Fatin!! I truly aspire to be as great a book slut as Wendy. It’s been my dream since I was a little girl, I’ve been picturing that beautiful trophy. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
Kris and Tracy, you guys looked great up there with Hughverine. Is he as much of an amazing hottie in person as he looks on the TV. I hope you guys had a great time at the after parties.
Thanks so much again. Btw, can I post my award on my blog? Pretty Please???
Your entry was terrific, Lily. Tracy and I pissed ourselves laug-… were most impressed. 🙂
Of course, you can post your certificate on your blog. I will send you the pic in a separate email just in case the one in the post implodes.
The parties were terrific, although Tracy got a little tipsy on margaritas and proceeded to embarass herself by asking Hughverine if it was true what they said about the size of a man’s metal alloy adamantium claws.
Congrats Wendy, Lily & Fatin!
Such glamour 😉
Tracy and I did look divine, didn’t we, Orannia.
It was the blonde mixed with the sparkles.
This comment has been removed by the author.
<>by asking Hughverine if it was true what they said about the size of a man’s metal alloy adamantium claws<>What? A girl has to know these things, doesn’t she? Of course she does!
Congrats again to Wendy and of course Fatin and Lily for their honorable mentions. Lily – it goes far with us that you’ve been striving for book sluttery since you were just a youngin. Truly it does.
And yes, we do look good don’t we? Yes, we DID call each other to make sure we matched.
Sorry about that deleted comment – I didn’t realize that MY mumma as logged on and couldn’t figure out why my comment said Judith!
Wow – I need more coffee! lol