Hughverine: Hello Ladies.
Virtual Crowd: *squees and much fainting*
Hughverine: Thank you. *trademark smile* It’s my pleasure to be here today to open the first Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Awards! *Hughverine woot* I know it’s an important occasional for you all and as much as you’d like to look at me all day *smexy smirk at the ‘hell yes’ from Thea* it’s time to introduce those awesome, renowned and gorgeous ladies of Books Sluts ‘r’ Us…
Virtual Crowd: *wild applause and standing ovation*
Tracy: *shaking off stupor* It’s great to see so many of you came out for the announcement of our Blogger Awards.
Kris: We received 33 nominations from fellow Blogland bibliophiles and the competition was stiff.
Tracy: *still giggling at the ‘stiff’ comment* Yes, it was Kris. However, there can only be one winner…
Kris: … so we decided to also give honourable mentions to the sheer wantonness of two of the bloggers. Would you care to award the
condemnations commendations, Tracy?
Tracy: Indeed I would. The two recipients of the ‘You’re on your way to being such a good little Book Slut’ certificates go to:
Tracy: Now, we get to the main event in today’s proceedings, the announcement of the winner of the Inaugural Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award.
Kris: This blog-mistress needs little introduction to many of you and seriously… how could we not give such a prestigious award to a person who bragged about crushing the competition with the sheer size of her tbr?? *wiping tear from eye* Such a beautiful, trampy statement.
Tracy: *rolls eyes* You’re such a sentimentalist, Kris. So, without further ado, the envelope please.
Kris: And the winner of the Book Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award is…
Tracy: Not only has Wendy received our first Award, but she is also the recipient of an ebook of her choice up to $8!
Kris: *to Wendy* You go, girl! *turning back to the Virtual Crowd* That brings us to the end of today’s ceremony. Never fear though ;), there is sure to be another Books Sluts ‘R’ Us Blogger Award in the not too distant future!
Tracy: In the meantime, don’t forget our motto…
Tracy, Kris & Virtual Crowd: