wanna make another author’s life hell??

Yeah, I thought so. Hehehe.

Guess who can’t blame me because she was nominated by her so-called friend (that K Z can be so mean sometimes):

Clare London! Come on down!

No excuses. Read these now! You know who I’m talking too!

*rubbing hands together* Let’s star-… what do you mean you don’t know what to do?! *sigh* How soon they forget my awesomeness…

Step 1. Virtual folk choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand over the lot to Clare, who has managed to carve out 2 weeks in her busy schedule to write a short story incorporating your choices. This literary masterpiece *no pressure though, Clare* will then be posted on the blog.


the setting

a) a Time Team dig

b) the Tardis

c) a double decker bus

d) the Harrods store after hours


a) a pastie (These are NOT the things you wear on your nipples.)

b) Yorkshire pudding

c) marmite

d) a chip butty

another character

a) an impersonator

b) a heavy breather

c) a Bobby (That’s copper or ‘the fuzz’ for those of you who’re clueless.)

d) an interfering friend

a conflict

a) which actor is the best James Bond?

b) wanting to go to an Antiques Roadshow

c) if Number 10 Downing Street really is a portal to another world?

d) a lipstick mark

a phrase

a) “We’re just like Posh and Becks.”

b) “Please Sir, can I have some more?”

c) “But I’m the only gay in the village.”

d) “’allo, ‘allo. Wot’s goin’ on ‘ere then?”

an object to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) a traffic cone

b) a long, stripey scarf

c) the Crown Jewels

d) a butterfly net

Ready to play?? Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until 5pm Tuesday 2 June (Perth Western Australia time).

Don’t worry. Clare’s much nicer than those other two. 😉

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30 Responses to wanna make another author’s life hell??

  1. Tracy says:

    And I thought my 6 year olds powers of persuasion were amazing. You've simply kicked her out of the running. Poor thing, now I'll have to buy her a new toy. 😦

    Ok – on to my picks!

    1. D
    2. (I had to look the last 2 up online! lol) D
    3. B
    4. D (although I'm torn between C & D)
    5. C
    6. D

    Have fun Clare!

  2. Matthew says:

    Ohhhh, Kris, sure as hell you will end up in the hell for this. And your happy readers too – who can resist this wonderful opportunity to be mean?

    1. C
    2. B
    3. A
    4. C
    5. C
    6. D

  3. Kris says:

    LOL. I thought isome of the references might send a few people to Google… and I just realised I should have numbered them for you. Oh well.

    Hey! I can’t be blamed for this one, Tracy. It’s totally K Z’s fault. *Clare is sooo gonna kick her butt.*

  4. Kris says:

    You think so, Matthew. Hmmm, I hear they have good parties down there. Hehehe.

  5. Tam says:

    OMG!!!!! Good luck Clare. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. C
    2. B (I LOVE Yorkshire pudding)
    3. C
    4. C
    5. B
    6. A

    Did you steal traffic cone from Craig? I do NOT want to see it used as it was discussed today. Clare, do you hear me? NO INSERTION OF TRAFFIC CONES!!!! I’m firm on this.

  6. Kris says:

    Tam, after reading Craig’s blog, the traffic cone has been in my head all of the freaking morning. Dear God. There are some visuals you just shouldn’t get early in the day.

    *Stop laughing. You might upset, Clare!*

  7. Jenre says:

    Ooh, you’ve chosen all my favourite British things. How can I decide? *ponders*.

    Setting: a
    Food: b (obviously. Hub makes the best yorkshire puds ever).
    Character: c
    Conflict: b
    Phrase: b (I’m hoping for BDSM)
    Object: b

    Can’t wait for this – good luck, Clare!

  8. Kris says:

    Jen: Clare mentioned that she was hoping to give the virtuals a taste of England so I thought I would help her out a bit and liasied with the Mumma. Thus proving once and for all that any evil streak is definitely hereditary. LOL.

  9. Lily says:

    OMG, where on earth do you come up with these choices, lol, too funny!!

    1- C
    2- D
    3- C
    4- C
    5- B
    6- D

    Looking forward to reading this one. Good luck Clare!!!!!!!

    Lily 🙂

  10. Ingrid says:


    Good luck Clare *g*

  11. K. Z. Snow says:

    Heh heh heh. Actually, you’re getting off easy, Clare. [grumbleeffingwereeffingkangaroogrumble]

    Oops, I forgot we’re not speaking because I volunteered you for this. 😉

    1. B
    2. C
    3. B
    4. C
    5. C
    6. D

  12. orannia says:

    Where do all the multichoice answers come from Kris? Your imagination is very scary, did you know that?

    My picks are:
    1. C
    2. D
    3. C
    4. B
    5. C
    6. D

    Good luck Clare!

  13. Kris says:

    Geez. You all are making it sound like I spend hours trying to come up with choices just to mess with the minds of authors. Do you really think I would do something like that??

  14. Lily says:

    Umm ye… I mean NO of course no!! Why would you even have that idea??

    Lily ;D

  15. Anonymous says:

    Humph! Sissy is a bad girl! AND her Mumma is not evil!

    I only helped you with one or two of the choices.

    Poor Clare… Will she get to nominate the next author?

    You didn’t answer that question Sissy…

  16. Kris says:

    Lily: Call me a cynic but how else was I to interpret – and I quote – “OMG, where on earth do you come up with these choices”?? Well, Lily??

  17. Kris says:

    Mumma: Don’t be acting all innocent and motherly.

    Her choices were “Please Sir, can I have some more?” and “the Crown Jewels”. Both suggested with a nudge, nudge wink, wink I might add.

  18. Lily says:

    “Call me a cynic but how else was I to interpret – and I quote – “OMG, where on earth do you come up with these choices”?? Well, Lily??”

    Kris, that was an OMG of admiration, as in “OMG, I stand in awe of the brilliance of the choices you provide for us.”

    Feel better now??

    Lily ♥

  19. Kris says:

    Oh… that’s okay then.

    My thanks for the due acknowledgment of my greatness and humble apologies for doubting you.

  20. Tam says:

    You are such a suck-up Lily. 😛

  21. Kris says:

    Tam, don’t pick on Lily for admitting her love for me.

  22. orannia says:

    <>Geez. You all are making it sound like I spend hours trying to come up with choices just to mess with the minds of authors. Do you really think I would do something like that??<>Ummm. That’s a trick question, isn’t it?

    And OMG! I’m currently reading Sean Michael’s Bent and…..*fans self*

  23. Kris says:

    No, it’s NOT a trick question, Orannia. *pouts*

    You’re reading Sean Michael?? S/he gives good smut, doesn’t s/he. LOL. I was actually thinking about doing a post about ‘guilty pleasures/smut reads’ and this author immediately sprang to my mind – we must be on a similar wavelength. 😉

  24. Sean Kennedy says:

    “Nicer than those other two”?


    1. a
    2. a (marmite… barf!)
    3. a
    4 d.
    5 a.
    6 d.

    Good luck, Clare!

  25. Kris says:

    Don’t be such a drama queen, Sean. *muttersomepeoplecanbesosensitivemutter*

  26. Anonymous says:

    <>“Nicer than those other two”?<>

    Ahem. Yes, that comment did not go unnoticed.


  27. Clare London says:

    <>[grumbleeffingwereeffingkangaroogrumble]<>Ah, but I prayed very hard, KZ, for justice and mercy. And yes, no effingwereeffingkangaroo’s *coughcough*.

    Don’t worry – my suffering still lies ahead, as you all gang up on poor little innocent ME! *ulp*

  28. K. Z. Snow says:

    Misery loves company, Clare! *g*

  29. Kris says:

    K Z: *sigh* Would you just get over it already!!! *And I thought I could hold a grudge. Bloody Hell.*

  30. Kris says:

    Clare: You should be thanking your lucky stars because I just had the AWESOME idea of… wait for it… “A WereKanga in London”. O_O

    Don't listen to K Z. This is seriously fun…. for me. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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