C’mon. Admit it. No matter what we might say, we readers do love a good flash of the man titty on our book covers.
So, in honour of that fact, I’ve decided to hold me a little competition where the best line completing the below will win a $5 voucher to Loose Id *It is NOT skin flinty! You can buy a Josh Lanyon for that!*:
There was a Young Man whose titty,
Graced many a cover – so pretty.
Nommy, golden and pert.
A nipple ring wouldn’t hurt!
(Your line) __________________________________________!
You have until 4pm Saturday 11 July my time to leave a comment with your line.
BTW, trash talk will see you instantly disqualified. *You know who I’m talking to!!* This is a serious competition after all.