This author has been a bit hit and miss for me in the past, but I read this the other day and thought it was pretty good.
The only thing that made me go 
was the vibrating house.
was the vibrating house.I mean, let me ask you this… if you had a house vibrator, why would you bother with a human partner? After all, there’s door knobs, verandah posts, etc, etc.
Just a thought.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
You're one sick puppy. 😛
I haven't finished it yet. I stalled out. Umm. Not sure why. That happens to me sometimes. I'm going along, everything is fine, happily reading and then … phhhhtttt. It just fizzles for me. I don't care anymore. Sigh. It wasn't bad, although the house thing was/is a bit weird, I just kind of lost interest and didn't care about them anymore. I'll probably finish it because I didn't have big issues with it. Just have to wait till it begs for my attention again.
You think I stepped over the line?? Hmmm. Could be. But it's just like a washing machine on a larger scale, isn't it?
I've had a couple of books sitting half read at the moment including T A Chase's “Dreaming of Dragons”, which amazes me no end.
House vibrator? Do you lie down on the rub and let the house have its wicked way with you? Or do you rub your body against the walls?
Rub-a-dub-dub, Katiebabs chook. That would be where the door knobs come in.
Kris,
U may have to elaborate on this. What exactly is a house vibrator? Do u mean you push a button and the entire house literally vibrates? If so, I need to find a real estate agent that sells, leases, or rents such casas ASAP!
LOL
can the door knobs look like ducks?
Ozakie, if I tell you I will have to kill you. Only kidding. Well, kind of, cos if I tell you that will spoil the story and I will get hunted down and killed. But, yeah, I want a house like that too. Stat!
This is houseality, not beastiality, Katiebabs chook. Plus, rubber duckies should be kept for bath tub play only.
houseality! We so need a new line of Houseality erotica.
I have visions of Pee Wee Herman's show with all the furniture in the house talks.
Tam: That happens to me sometimes. I'm going along, everything is fine, happily reading and then … phhhhtttt. It just fizzles for me. I don't care anymore. Sigh.
Me too! I've got about 5 books sitting half-read on my e-reader…
I don't get this vibrating-house thing… Is it some new/original sexual toy-thingie? lol Was it some kind of paranormal phenomenon? Did it turn the characters on? What triggered it? Could it be turned off? Dude, how does it even work? I might have to check out this book for that alone!
PS: Nice cover too…
Crossed the line? Umm, not likely, not with this crew anyway. LOL I just like to tease. 🙂
KB: Ooooh. I can just see it now…
The House of Erotica~Ordinary objects used in extraordinary ways.
Merwan: *zipping lips* I think I might have singlehandedly increased the author's sales of this book. LOL.
Tam: Phew! They do seem to be running with it, don't they. *g*
Kris: *zipping lips* I think I might have singlehandedly increased the author's sales of this book. LOL.
Lol, I was thinking the same thing! 😀
If you hadn't said it was good, I wouldn't have considered buying it, but with that vibrating house, *shakes head*, can't resist. *wink*
Whoopsy. 🙂
As I said, I liked it and thought it was definitely one of this author's better offerings, but that's just me.
Make sure you check out what others reckoned, Merwan, that way you can't blame me if you think it sucks. 😉
Okay, not to be misleading it wasn't some kind of giant sex toy. LOL There was a paranormal aspect to the story. 🙂
It's amazing the power you have over people 0_0
There is now a bunch of your peeps, myself included, looking at doorknobs and other assorted household items with kink in our minds. LOL, you're like the Pied Piper!!!
Kris: I will! 😉
Tam: Ah! I thought so! Although in this one book, the paranormal occurrences turned into some erotic dreams, and…
Yeah, that's the one Merwan. Something like that. But none of the dreams involved door knobs. Knobs but not of the door variety.
OMG, she's got me started.
Tam: Spoilsport. *pouts*
Lily: *ponders* Pied Piper or trendsetter. Such a fine line. 😉
Merwan: Thank fuc-, err, I mean, I think that is a sensible decision considering it involves your hard earneds.
Tam: Mwahahahaha!!
Vibrating houses make perfect engineering sense. They scare away vermin. They shake cobwebs from ceilings and creosote from chimneys. They make blenders and mixers unnecessary. They unclog sinks and toilets. They're fun at Christmastime when strung with bells. And they're harder for dumbass hunters to hit.
There are other benefits, as well.
I know. I sell such houses.
If you'd like one, send your credit card number to castanetfeldman@bulldung.net.
One wonders, Senora Feldman, how you are able to set up your own email address but continue to hog K Z's Google account.
Out of interest, do your houses come with a Guarantee of Orgasmic Bliss? Enquiring minds would like to know.
Loved the cover as well 🙂
But the things that you come up with Kris *shakes head*
What do you mean, Ingrid?? Tam said it was okay. 😦
Ew, you're dirty…
…must be why I like you :).
When I read “vibrating house” I thought it was some mistake made by my sleep-deprived mind. Nope. It's just another perv post written by a perv Aussie. Nothing new. 😛
BTW, doorknobs… mine look extremely uncomfortable… WAIT… what am I doing?!? Lily was right, you devil, and now I'm looking at furniture and whatnots with kink in my mind, again! 😉
Jen: Yeah, baby, yeah! 😉
Sara: ROFLMAO! Yep, it's not just door knobs. You go with the kink, girl!
Damn, was she here again? You seem to attract her, Kris.
BTW, she's Senorita Feldman. That's part of the problem. I have to find this crazy broad a man and get her off my back (and away from my online accounts).
KZ: Stick her under the desk with Nathan. He'll keep her busy.
A vibrating house? Oh the possibilities.
Kris is not pervy – she's…eccentric.
I love KZ's, uh, I mean, Senorita Feldman's description of benefits for the house. Very nice – and oh so true.
Tam, suggestion fail. It's when I'm under the desk with Nathan that she runs amok, because she knows what a distraction he is.
Besides, he's afraid of her. Succubusphobia and all that.
KZ: That explains much, including the fact that she's a succubus.
Tracy: *suspicious* Isn't eccentric another word for crazy??