maybe it’s me, but…


… all those descriptions in m/m sex scenes kinda make more sense when you see an image like this, don’t ya think?


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23 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. Tam says:

    Wow, that's some mushroom. LOL

    Served with a side of potatoes?

    http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/390/sexy%20vegetable.JPG

    You know those walking tree things from LOTR? One of them got overly excited by Legolas' flowing locks.

    http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/manda4eva/funny_tree_penis8022.jpg

    The flip-side to the perpetually overendowed man of m/m.

    http://www.thetoyzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/penis_thumb.jpg

    You really shouldn't give me these posts to run with Kris. 😀 I'm a font of useless knowledge and pictures.

  2. Tracy says:

    LOl omg it's amazing what nature will come “up” with when left to its own devices! haha

    Tam – seriously…how do you find this stuff? lol

  3. Tam says:

    Actually I confess when I did that food/sex post for Wave I found all those pics. Although do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find a pic of a guy eating a banana that looks sexy and not some frat boy drunk out of his gourd doing it? It's hard, trust me. Or that isn't one of those photostock pics? LOL Life was hard for me that week, googling “penis vegetables” “man eating banana” “sexy banana guy” “carved penis” But I was dedicated to the cause and persevered.

  4. JenB says:

    I have a nice banana pic too!
    http://jenthegingerkid.blogspot.com/2008/09/phallic-wednesday.html

    Hehe…had to dig through my archives for that.

  5. Jenre says:

    Hehe. Love rude vegetable piccies. It reminds me of that episode of Blackadder II where the running joke was the turnip shaped like a penis.

  6. jitterbug says:

    Kris: LOL, a nice visual for the next time I read “mushroom shaped head”. 😉

    Tam, O_O.
    Thank you for your tireless dedication. 😉

  7. Oh, God, I laughed and laughed at that mushroom photo! There is really no caption necessary, is there? Now I'm going to have to check out some of Tam's and JenB's links.

  8. Lily says:

    Is that what I've been missing for not liking mushrooms? Damn 😉

    Tam, you slay me. Great links.

    JanB, yummy bananas!

  9. K. Z. Snow says:

    I have some pix on my computer but don't know how to show them to you!

  10. Tam says:

    KZ: You'd have to upload them into photobucket and then give the links or send them to one of us to upload.

  11. Kris says:

    Tam, hun. I love ya. I knew I could rely on you to run with this topic. LOL!

    Tracy: Isn't it just. Nature is a beautiful thing.

    JenB: Noice! Great topic btw. I pissed myself laughing at some of the comments.

    Jen: Me too. Sense of humour of a 13 year old boy. 😉 I don't recall seeing that episode. I'll have to go hunting for it.

  12. Kris says:

    Sara: That's the visual I was aiming for. Tee hee.

    Emmy: And it's a magic one, too. Enjoy!!

    Val: I know. I had something very different in mind in terms of piccies for this topic, but when I found that image… well, who could resist.

    Lily: Being a vegetarian one of my fave sayings is that 'mushrooms are the meat for vegetarians'. Now I know why. 😉

    KZ: Well, hurry up already!! We're all waiting.

  13. Kris says:

    ROFLMAO!!! That is fucking hilarious plus I am so girl crushing right now.

  14. I am so doing a post on this! Shroom wee wees and boobies!!

  15. Tam says:

    Boobie Mushroom = hilarious. Great funny post about it.

  16. Kris says:

    KBC: You go, girl!

    Tam: Keep reading through her previous posts. There is an absolutely fuckny one about her being lost and having a phone conversation with her hubby.

  17. Um…ouch? Sorry, that's just a bit too ribbed for anyones pleasure. lol

    Go by DIK tomorrow. *ahem* I'm going to have a very interesting convo about sex toys. Oy!

  18. K. Z. Snow says:

    Kris, I sent you a couple of pissies.

  19. Kris says:

    Bridget: Mushrooms are soft for his or her pleasure. LOL.

    Toys you say?? Oh, I'm definitely there. 😉

    KZ: Got 'em and thought I'd share your 'nature' pics with the virtuals. *g*

    http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/krisngoodbooks/IcebergRex.jpg

    http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/krisngoodbooks/Woodpecker.jpg

  20. orannia says:

    Where do you find these photos? (And BTW that was a rhetorical question 🙂

    LOL jitterbug!

  21. Kris says:

    It's a rhetorical question? Damn. I was gonna say Tam, KZ and me have wicked awesome skillz that's why. 🙂

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