important announcement

Only 10 days till the Big Day.

For the birthday present book list, please register in the comment section.

Thank you in advance.

You are all very generous.

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26 Responses to important announcement

  1. Tam says:

    Gee, only 10 days. Guess I better get shopping. 🙂

  2. JenB says:

    Is there a spending limit, or am I welcome to blow all my millions on you? 😉

  3. Kris says:

    Tam: You mean you haven't started yet?! WTF! And you call yourself a friend. *hmpf!*

    JenB: Well, it's up to you, of course, but my minions have indicated that anything less than $6.99 would result in #krisbdayfail. Just a warning, fyi.

  4. nichem says:

    I figure introducing you to Good Reads is probably present enough, right? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

  5. Kris says:

    ” I figure introducing you to Good Reads is probably present enough, right?”

    Har. Har.


  6. will there be cake and punch? I need my cake and punch and preferably a sexy man to jump out of said cake with only a g-string on.

  7. orannia says:

    I am so bad at making decisions…buying birthday presents almost sends me over the edge in a blind panic that the recipient won't like my purchase! GULP!

  8. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: Of course there will, silly, although my punch is more like sangria. 🙂 Oh, and the boy in my cake is going to be nekkid. Hehehe.

    Orannia: Stop worrying, hun. This is what the Kris B'day Book Registry is for. *beams*

  9. Sean Kennedy says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears from eyes*

  10. Kris says:


    Are you feeling okay, Sean?? You seem a little hysterical.

  11. WTF? NOW you say sumpin. how the hells am I supposed to get your pressie there in time? last time I smacked the dolphin on the ass to make it swim faster, the little fucker flipped over and bit me.

  12. Kris says:

    It was bottlenose, wasn't it. I tell ya Flipper has a lot to answer for cos those fuckers are just plain mean.

    And what do you mean I didn't tell you?! I friggin' told you here: Haven't you been reading my blog!? You need to read it every single day, kitteh kat. Every. Single. Day. None of this just dropping in every now and then shit. *pouts*

    Tell you what. Out of the kindness of my heart, and giving you the benefit of the doubt but you need to make it up to me now, I will accept a delayed b'day pressie in the form of something from Yaoi Con…

    … and it better be good.

    Just sayin'.

  13. Lily says:

    1) Where's your gift list registry?

    2) See above. How am I to pick a pressie for you if I don't know what you want?

    3) Nekkid man in cake!?! I'll buy two pressies for that!!!

  14. orannia says:

    This is what the Kris B'day Book Registry is for.

    You're so thoughtful 🙂

  15. Jenre says:

    * Feigns innocence*
    It's your birthday soon then is it?

    Usually when one hits the dizzy heights of mid-30dom then birthdays become something to pretend never happen.

  16. Kris says:

    Lily: Do you wish to register? If so, I shall send you the list. It's quite small really, especially when you put it into the context of all the books ever published. *beams*

    Orannia: I know. 🙂

    Jen: *gasp* But… but if I pretend it's not happening, I won't get any b'day pressies!!! *wailing*

    Oh, I see. You are just teasing me.

    *shakes head* You can be so silly, Jen.

  17. Ingrid says:

    You know what they say here Kris?

    Kinderen die vragen worden overgeslagen! Which loosely translates as kids who ask gets passed over.

  18. Dolphins??? There's going to be dolphins at your party?!? Can I ride on one?

  19. Maybe I can spring for the naked dude in the cake? Consider it my birthday gift to you, ha, ha!

  20. Tracy says:

    *snort* Maybe I can make you a large humble pie as a present! lol

  21. Kris says:

    Ingrid: Wow. Parents are mean in Holland.

    KBC: Unfortunately my licence for keeping dolphins was revoked. Now, don't get the wrong impression or anything. It wasn't ill treatment. Just a misunderstanding involving some tape and a pink wig.

    Val: O_O Really?? You are awesome.

    Tracy: What's a humble pie?? We don't have those here in Oz.

    If it comes in chocolate, I'm your girl. 🙂

  22. Mumma J says:


    How many days away is it? 10?

    Oh God, I need to go shopping… MMmmmm? What to buy? What to buy?

    Perhaps I could get away with just a card and a handkerchief and telling you that you are the light of my life – What do you think?

  23. Ingrid says:

    Perhaps you might Mumma. It should be the idea that counts after all.

    But somehow I don't think you will get away with it.

  24. Kris says:

    No she wouldn't, Ingrid, so stop encouraging her with such thoughts.

    Bad Mumma. Bad. Go forth and shop.

  25. *heh* My birthday's tomorrow. Eep! The big 33. lol. Happy b-day in advnce & stuff. 😀

  26. Kris says:

    I'm surrounded by Virgos!! 😉

    Pfft! You are just a baby. I will be 35.

    You have yourself a wonderful day tomorrow, Bridget! (It's already your b'day here in Oz so I'll start celebrating early for you.)

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