It might be too early to start the celebratory drinking, but… Yay! It’s finally here! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *beams*
I woke up to birthday greetings from Wave, Tam, Tracy and Orannia (((BIG HUGS)))), I could finally open the card from Jen that’s been taunting me – thanks Jen!!! – and even the boy kittens have been lovey dovey in a non-beastiality way this morning. Granted it’s cold and the latter won’t last…. who cares!
So, Orannia told me not to be too upset that all my pressies haven’t arrived cos “On the bright side you can just extend the birthday celebrations until all errant packages have arrived *grin*”. I was like “gee, I’m not sure… OKAY!!” *Mwahahahaha!*
Tam not only sent me this cookie card, but made me a special cookie video here. *sniffles* Love ya back, hun!
Oh, and I have cake…
What?!
Update: Look what just arrived from Canada.
My attempt to save Tam’s flowers from the boy kittens. Well, one of ’em anyway cos Feliks has already been up there and yelled at soon after. *sigh*
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Yay. Umm, interesting cake. LOL Hope you get some real cake later. Maybe not for breakfast. Oh hell, of course for breakfast. Have a wonderful celebration day. Hugs.
Hey Sissy!
*coughclearmythroatcough*
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Kristy, happy birthday to you.
Now, if you hadn't left me behind on Monday (which meant I had to drive for forty minutes full of migraine medication) I'd have my car and be able to drive over with Macca's hotcakes for breakfast AND give you your other presents.
Sorry about that wee bit of nastyness! Yeh, I wouldn't mind hotcakes and maple syrup for brekky myself, BUMMER!
AND, if I wasn't a dimwit about technology I'd do something really cool via the interwebz for you, SORRY!
Love you lots and lots, Mumma.
YAY!!! Wishing that a big sexy cookie with abs of steel and a big ding dong pops out of your yummy cake.
Tam: I kinda like sock garters on a man.
The hell with cake for breakfast! I had a gazillion cookies for brekkie and they were GOOD!!!
Thanks for spoiling me. You are awesome!!
Awww, Mumma. You have such a lovely singing voice *wipes tear from eye* even though you were nasty to me. *If you were really sorry you wouldn't have said it in the first place. Who, deja vu. I wonder where I've heard that a squillion times before.*
Love you too, Mumma. *Mmmwah!*
O_O Wow. I'll be living in hope for that for the rest of the day. LOL.
Thanks, Katiebabs chook!
Have a damned good one (whatever the “good one” might be)! I sent you an email to clarify some things.
The cat doesn't look too jubilant. Missing its wig, maybe?
Whatever is wrong with that reclining man's abs in the first candy pic? AAAAACK! I know my monitor isn't that screwed up.
Happy birthday! I'll be turning up around 4 in all my twinky blue-mesh splendor.
KZ: You're looking at his abs?? Err, why??
Sean: And you said that you'd thrown that mesh outfit out after all the publicity you got because of the twinky pic I accidentally posted of you. I knew you loved me. *sniffles*
Only for you, baby, only for you.
Awww. *wipes tears from eye* Kiss. Kiss.
Not so sure about that cake, but looooove the cookies. *daintily dabs crumbs from lips*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Hmm cookies an yummy cream.
Best birthday party ever.
Thanks, Jen!! I'm glad someone here is ladylike cos Katiebabs chook appears to be lapping up a whole lotta, err, in her own words, cream.
KBC: Cream?? Well. Ummm. *speechless*
Wow, Tam, WTG! They're bee-oo-tee-full. I can almost smell 'em from here.
Or is that cat urine?
Looks like you're set for a great party. Enjoy!!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Kris 🙂
The cookies look delicious! Are there any left? As it seems that you have been visited by some cookie monsters.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS!
Wishing that a big sexy cookie with abs of steel and a big ding dong pops out of your yummy cake.
Ummm, what KB said 🙂
And I still think you can keep celebrating until said errant package arrives…it is on its way BTW 🙂
Kris
Many happies, and what Katiebabs said.:)
I'm sorry that my prezzie didn't arrive on time but maybe tomorrow. It's coming from the US because I had to get someone there to mail it for me (thought it would get there faster than if I sent it from Canada).*g* You'll know it's from me because it's wrapped in birthday paper!
Looks like you had a wonderful day and I hope that Sean made it from across the river.
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a lovely day.
Wow, great flowers Tam. You're a lucky lady Kris.
KZ: Damn, you can really smell that from there?? *off to clean litter trays*
Lily, thank you. Well, I'm definitely set now with the couple of cartons of wine I just got for my b'day… which is a lot less alcoholic than it actually sounds. *g*
Ingrid: I'm trying to fight 'em off, but I think some of the CMs have snuck a nibble here and there. Back! Back I say! *whip crack*
Thanks!
Orannia: Cheers, lovey!
“And I still think you can keep celebrating until said errant package arrives…it is on its way BTW :)” Arm twisted and will now obey! 😉
Wave, the parcel arrived! I feel well and truly spoilt by you and ML.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for my pressies and for the sekkrit post.
Oh, Mumma says to tell you that she kept her lips zipped… for once… so the work you, Tam and Christian did was a terrific surprise. 🙂
Sean persists in avoiding me, but I'll get a RL photo of him in blue mesh one day. I am determined. 😉
Jen: Thanks love. I am a very lucky girl. I have some fabulous friends who have been super generous with love, wishes, cookies and pressies, and I think they're all pretty friggin' awesome. *beams*
Happy Birthday!! Many happy returns!
You have received some delicious looking cookies… I wonder if they taste as good as they look?… probably!
But the important thing:
Happy Birthday Kris! 🙂
Happy birthday!! woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
all the best to you, dude! *hugs*
Merwan: Thanks, mate! There's many with those returns, believe me. 😉
Sara, thank you! Oh, they do taste that good. *hehehe*
Ana: Ta lovey!! You should see the cool pressies the Mumma got me. Agatha Christie graphic novels. They rock!
Happy Birthday, Kris! Hope you had a great day!
Take lots of pics of Sean when he shows up in his blue mesh, plz. 🙂
Yay, they arrived on time and they even look kind of like the picture. 🙂 Hope the delivery guy was cute at least if not naked. I forgot to put that on the order “delivery must be undertaken unclothed.”
Happy Birthday!
🙂
Thanks Richelle. I've had a great day. 🙂
Sean never showed up. It was very disappointing. 😦 Mumma thinks I should organise a boycott of his latest release in retaliation. Okay, that was my idea, but still… it's very tempting. 😉
Tam: The flowers are gorgeous and a wonderful surprise *hugs and kisses*, but the delivery guy wasn't nekkid. He did, however, remind me of the guy with the wool obsession who won the first Project Runway so that was kind of interesting. *g*
Clare: Thanks hun! 🙂 Apparently I am officially middle aged… or so sayeth the family. *Bastards!*
Happy Birthday!!!
If only this was real!
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Happy Birthday, Kris!
May your wigs be ever fluffy,
And your cookies be ever fresh,
May you have never-ending presents,
and sweet twinks in blue mesh!
LOL, Kassa! Yes, what one could do with a chocolate cock… or chocolate covered one for that matter. *waggles eyebrows* Thanks!
Lovely, Wren. An original piece of WB work just for little old me. I'm touched. 🙂
*If only Sean was sweet. :(*
It's over…
I hope you had a great day Sissy!
You have some fabbo interwebz friends, they are very generous with their best wishes an' cookies and stuff.
Two things…
Sean's a tease! Fancy being late to drinks and nibbles at my play jus' 'cos you waz waitin'for him to turn up!!! You can stop crying now.
I wasn't the one who said you were middle aged, I just recalled that at your age I was the mother of a twelve year old girl child and a younger boy hoodlum!
LYL
Mumma
I said Happy Birthday so many places but not here! See – you actually get your birthday twice since you're just waking up on the 1st but it's still the 30th here! Let's party some more!
I hope you got pictures of Sean in his mesh.
The flowers are gorgeous!
Thanks Mumma, and you're right… my friends – of which Sean is no longer one – are full of awesome. *beams*
Tracy: Sean was a no show. He's now on my shit list.
More partying sounds good , although I may need a little while to recover first. *touching temples* I'm feeling a little delicate this morning.
Happy Birthday, Kris! Man, you're loved. 🙂 I'm now feeling a bit blue and unloved. Shhhh! 😛
Seriously though, I hope you had a super-duper fantastical birthday! I spent your b-day working. Whoo! Not. 😛
Happy b-day to you & I hope you got lots of “cookies”! Bwa-ha-ha!
Do I not remember someone saying she was going out to eat and be merry with friends and family for her b'day last week or am I mistaken? 😉
Thanks, hun. I did have a fantabulous b'day and to prove it will be posting piccies of my loot so I can gloat even further. LOL.
So what's on the docket for Christmas? 🙂
Glad you had a wonderful day! (Never fear; there are plenty of mesh-encased men out there.)
I was thinking of giving away pressies for Xmas. I have an idea for a Twinky Sean coffee cup and a couple of other things. Aren't you excited. 🙂
*snort* Okay, you're right…but you got LOOT! lol
J/K. My b-day was lovely and it's nice to find an (almost) b-day buddy! Whee!