So, it comes to this.
The final chapter in my vampire ponderings.
It ends with a very important question:
“If you were to become a vampire at what age would you want to be turned?”
Think carefully now because, depending on the breed that changes you, you could or could not end up with your period for who the fuck knows how long.
Of course, if you’re a boy, you’re totally golden…
… or sparkly as the case may be.