Category Archives: vampires

vampire ponderings (part somethingorother)

Reading about how much Amy Lane loves the phrase anal cherry reminded me of something I’ve been wondering about vampires. It is so related. Anyhoo… So, if you’re a virgin when you get vamped and then you have sex – let’s … Continue reading

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random funny: the epilogue

For those of you who missed it, yesterday’s post degenerated into various ribald comments made primarily by Jase and Wren associated with my theory that vampire sperm, if made all cartoony facey, would have little fangs on them. This resulted … Continue reading

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random funny

Tee hee. Bella thinks my theory about vampires is right too.

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vampire ponderings (part 3)

So, it comes to this. The final chapter in my vampire ponderings. It ends with a very important question: “If you were to become a vampire at what age would you want to be turned?” Think carefully now because, depending … Continue reading

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vampire ponderings (part 2)

Author of some awesome vampires K Z Snow said “There are many breeds of vampires, you know. You’ll never come upon a single answer that applies to all of them.” Normally I would believe every word that K Z says … Continue reading

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vampire ponderings (part 1)

I’m a fan of the paranormal genre and I love me a good vampire, but even I have to admit that the total saturation of the publishing, film – hell, let’s face it, just about everything – market gets a … Continue reading

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