things that make you go O_o


Usually I stay away from this publisher because, well, quite frankly, it’s just way too easy.

This, however, just had to be shared.


O_o
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40 Responses to things that make you go O_o

  1. K. Z. Snow says:

    You haven't seen that before? Sister, you're way behind the times!

  2. Tam says:

    Nice tail. *wink wink* Oh wait, that's a girl. Sigh.

    I don't think I could do it with someone with a tail. It would be just too … bestial? I don't know, you can switch later but during sex humans only please. I have some standards.

  3. lisabea says:

    That's a tail?

    I thought someone had an accident.

  4. JenB says:

    Aaaaack! No. No no no.

    Although…I'm still thinking it's better than this:
    http://excessica.com/index.php/books/encounters-cowgirl-by-db-story/

  5. Ingrid says:

    *shivers* that's one horrible cover. You don't have a nice one for us?

  6. Jenre says:

    LB: Gross.

    Kris: Well at least you can say it's a very well kept tail. But, I agree a rather misguided choice for a cover.

    Isn't there some branch of Japanese manga yaoi involving men with ears and tails a bit like cats?

  7. Ingrid says:

    Jen isn't that hentai??

    BTW who was the one in favour of redheads? I found a nice cookie, linking from Teddypigs blog

  8. Jenre says:

    Ingrid: I don't know the term but I have read a story on PL Nunn's site which had a creature like that in it and I've seen pictures of them around and about.

  9. Lily says:

    I must say some of the worst covers I've seen are from that site. I love shifter stories but I like them either all human or fully shifted. I don't really like bits and pieces popping over from one to the other.

    *hmm, that sentence looks weird but it makes sense in my head at least, lol*

    How about this one, the guy isn't satisfied with one tail. He's got to have more. Greedy!

    http://www.changelingpress.com/images/covers/fulls/1012.jpg

  10. Mary M. says:

    0_o I see Changeling Press is still true to its reputation. What a disaster. I showed this to my friend and when I said it was a tail, she said “Oh, I though she had an arm coming out of her ass”. I've never bought from this pulisher and frankly, seeing their awful covers, I don't even want to check out the books because you feel they can't be much better. Maybe unfair, but appearances DO matter, a lot.

  11. Giddy Up?
    Aww…I thought you would post the cover I sent you from Changeling Press of girl with nice hair but no boobs 😦

  12. Tam says:

    JenB, that cowgirl cover is a travesty. I really don't think it does the story justice based on what I read. The author must have been stunned by their choice. I hope to god he was stunned.

    Other Jen: I've read some stories by Misa Izanaki where one of the characters actually got body mods so that he has a tail that twitches and I think the ears too and there are some characters in the stories that can shift half-way. I'm trying to remember if they had half-way sex. I don't think its hentai, but I'm not 100% sure, its really not my thing although I did enjoy the stories I read by that author.

  13. Ingrid says:

    Tam, I found out later hentai is very explicit yaoi. One wonders how more explicit it can go.

  14. Tam says:

    Ingrid: Google Sensitive Pornograph X-tube. Way more graphic than the book. LOL I always thought hentai was straight porn anime. Who knows though.

  15. Ingrid says:

    You think I haven't seen that one yet?? 😀

  16. Wow, hello tail. Erotic romance books always seem to have awesomely bad covers…

  17. Kris says:

    KZ: Yeah, it was the first time I'd seen it and… it made an impression. At least her cousin's tail looks as though it is actually in about the right spot.

    Tam: You have standards? Holy crap. 😉 Yet you still pimp drippy rosebud yaoi avi. Gotta have priorities, I guess.

    LB: Eeeewww. I just woked up too.

    JenB: Whenever I see that cover all I can think of is “I like a girl with big jugs.” No. Just… no.

    Ingrid: Nice covers?? Where's the fun in that.

    Was it me who said she liked reading about redheads? I think we were talking about 'The Protector'. Nup, can't remember.

    Jen: There's lots of shifter, animal spirit stories in manga and anime. If it's yaoi you could be thinking of 'Loveless' maybe, but that should be left for a more worthy forum. 🙂

    Lily: How many tails does that dude have?! I've read some stories where the protags do a partial shift and it works really well. However, when it happens in a sex scene I always get a bit squicked and suffer from disbelief. I mean, if some guy shifted while you were having sex you can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't freak. Weird.

    Mary: I agree. Although I don't buy my books solely for book covers (blurbs and excerpts get equal weight), they are the main hook for me. I know that I'm not alone in this and some epublishers need to seriously get with the program.

    Smokinhotbooks: Yup. You get some damned sexy stuff in a lot of the print and a few of the larger epubs who have the $$ to commission excellent covers, but the rest vary from good, bad, ugly and to never-ever-should-have-seen-the-light-of-day-WTF-were-they-thinking.

  18. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: I thought you said that you were going to post that cover on your blog??

  19. I am going to on my new and improved weekly WTFckery post. But if you want..

  20. Kris says:

    I'll let you take all the glory for that little gem. 😉

  21. Oh my…Hmm…well..least he has something to hold onto…right? HEE!

  22. Kris says:

    Naughty! *g* What happens with the tail when they go at it doggy style I wonder?

  23. Sean Kennedy says:

    Kris, it gets used as a mop.

  24. Kris says:

    For mopping up what exactly? Actually, no, I don't think I need to know.

  25. Kris says:

    I just noticed that her tail actually goes between her arse cheeks. That must be… uncomfortable.

  26. it's actually a dildo with a pony tail! Sweet.

  27. Kris says:

    Speaketh the girl who not long ago was squicking at anal sex.

    It's amazing how convincing a rimming scene from Queer as Folk can be.

  28. Is Queer as Folk like the vid?

    But munching could become an art form.

  29. Kris says:

    There you have it, virtual folks. Proof that Katiebabs chook has been won over by a prettie being eaten out.

    BTW, Queer as Folk was the vid at Jen's.

  30. Very pretty man tush.

  31. Kris says:

    Yeah, we all know now that you like 'em waxed, buffed and polished.

  32. Tracy says:

    The tail… the weird dark hand coming around her from the back…her legs that look like they're encased in control top panty hose. *shivers* It's all just soooo wrong!

  33. Kris says:

    You know. I think it's growing on me. *sigh* And, no, I don't mean the tail.

  34. Tracy says:

    oh honey no. Step away from the book cover.

  35. Kris says:

    *struggling* But it's, it's like it's calling out to me or something.

    OMG! It's the tail, Tracy. The tail! It's hypnotising me!

    Heeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-

  36. orannia says:

    That cover disturbs me in so many ways…

    What were they thinking…or perhaps they weren't thinking…:)

  37. Kris says:

    HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  38. Emilie says:

    I believe I can solve the mystery of some of the Japanese terms. Correct me if I'm wrong, but a mostly human character with cat ears and tail is called a neko. Kitsune are shapeshifting fox spirits. The number of tails a kitsune has indicates his or her rank. Nine tails is the highest level, although I usually avoid trying to figure out what that would look like.

  39. Kris says:

    Awww, kitsune! Now I remember. Thanks heaps for lending us your brain, Emilie. You may have noticed that we need it here. 😉

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