Because I’m all about being caring of others, blah, blah, I decided that I needed to do something about Anesthezea’s fear of tighty-whiteys. (My theory is that she was scarred for life by Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Quite frankly, who wasn’t.)
Hence, after much blood, sweat and tears, I give you my specially developed phobia treatment:
just in case you missed it the first time *yowzer*
*sigh* The things I do for you all. No joke.
Sorry don't care how erect the 'budgie' is they still don't do it for me. Now a nice pair of cotton boxers and I'm there LOL!
They don't much do it for me, either. But…the wetter the better!
Oh yeah, dunk those cookies!
Hon, I have a fear of nekkid bums. Can you help me. 🙂
Worked for me. Thanks!
Umm, I have a phobia of boxers– got any good pics of those? (Ok, not really. I just wanted some hot boxer pics. You know, for comparison purposes and such.)
Oh are we talking phobias…. hehehe!
Kris I have a fear of trouser snakes…. need lots and lots desensitisation. You know all different sizes, shapes, colours 😉
this is great treatment for another one who loathes tighty whiteys.
Such nice cookies in a tight white package. All you need is a bow and they would be perfect gifts for the holidays that are coming.
You've converted me, my tighty-whiteys phobia is cured! Well, as long as the man looks like any of the above pictures he can wear tighty-whiteys.
P.S. I had to grab my aquafina and splash my face to cool down.
My man is getting whitey-tighteys for Christmas.
Thanks for the idea… hehehe
I like a tight white boxer brief – nom nom. The tighty whitey cuts there butt off weird in the back 😉
I love tighty whiteys.
I'll have a man in tight pants over boxers any day.
I quite like the suggestion of comparison material.
Dear Dr. Kris,
I see that you specialize in treating phobias.
I seem to have developed nipple-ring-phobia, and am hoping you can help me, as you have helped many others with your insightful treatments.
I love cookies, no matter what they're wrapped in. Nom nom nom.
Tish, how unOz of you. Nice try on the trouser snakes though. LOL.
KZ: These are a couple of the dunked cookies that I've been saving 'specially for you. 😉
Tam: Oh yes. *narrows eyes* Since when??
Richelle: You know this blog isn't all about hot pics of boys right?!
Oh, who am I kidding.
Smokinhotbooks: “I had to grab my aquafina and splash my face to cool down.”
Imagine me doing the research for this phobia treatment. It was hot and sweaty work let me tell you. 😀
It seems that my first treatment has gone well and it's all thanks to you, Dr. Kris! Thank you for your help, understanding, and cookies!
Rex Robot Reviews: Welcome!! As I said in the post I'm all about caring and helping others out. 😉
Mandi: Look at that cute little butt though. You gotta admit that that's just tasty.
I also like a tight white boxer brief. Actually I think I became an insta-convert after seeing this book cover: http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=50&products_id=1016. Nommy!
Jen: One person's treatment is another's addiction. Lucky in this case it's all win. LOL.
Ingrid: Sooo not surprised. 😉
Wren: Why do I get the feeling that this respect from you is unlikely to last beyond your treatment??
JenB: I think that's a very inclusive view to take, Jen. Well done you.
After I discovered this: http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz244/krisngoodbooks/who041108-1.jpg, I had an epiphany about the jockstrap.
Anesthezea, I am pleased to have set you on your road to recovery. Don't forget to take two tighty-whitey cookies each day and call me should you ever need a follow up treatment. The Kris 'n' Good Books Phobia Centre is always open!
Wow, those were some really yummy tightey whitey pics!!
Dr Kris, I seem to have a phobia of tattoos and piercings on really hot nekkid or semi nekkid men.
Can you help me with that?
*goes to look at Lily's blog*
*scrolls through posts*
*raises the other eyebrow (yep, it's a gift)*
Lily?! I mean, srsly??
Hmm. Still not convinced.
the tighter the wrapping, the more loving in the package.
*pats the screen*
EWW. No. I do NOT like the jockstrap pic you posted.
EWWW. *scrubs eyes*
Chris, still not convinced in a 'deliver cookie on door step' kind of a way? Cos that might be a bit beyond my awesome doctoring skillz.
And here's Kassa with today's saying. Nice one. 😉
Jen, what?!?! You are a lost cause, aren't you.
Would you believe it's a very recently discovered phobia? Oh wait, maybe it's an addiction and not a phobia. Ooops, my bad!! ;D
What?! What sort of blog is this, that you don't offer cookie delivery?!
ZOINK!!!! I didnt have a tighty whitey phobia, but i sure will take the treatment…maybe i will relapse and need more treatement HEE!
Lily, definitely an addiction I'd say. LOL.
Chris: Hun, this is a 'if you build it they will cum' blog.
Sparklybearsy: And how often do you think these relapses will happen? Cos I might need some warning to, you know, hunt and gather the treatment. 😉
I always respect you. Always. It's just that it doesn't always come across that way, what with the electrons and all.
It's like with the alfalfa thing. You thought I was talking about alfalfa men when I was talking about flfa men. An easy mistake to make.
I still don't like tighty-whities, but honey…I'd take any of them. *fans self* Whoo!
Wren, benefit of the doubt vs taking the piss. Benefit. Piss. Hmmm. Still, I'm glad you can see how alfalfa men and flfa men are easy to get mixed up.
Bridget, how you can not be 100% convinced now about tighty whiteys is beyond me. *goes back to have another look* Totally beyond me.
Dr Kris is in the house! That last photo is seriously….I feel shakey and need to sit down.
I think I need more photos as the therapy isn't taking…I still prefer boxer briefs *grin*
*shakes head* You are as shameless as the rest of them, Orannia.