I’m playing host to m/m author extraordinaire K Z Snow – yeah, she writes m/f too, but, let’s face it, I’m an out and proud m/m girl so pfft – at DIK over the next few days.
Therefore, I’m continuing my firsts series interruptus in favour of being a total slack arse.
I’m hoping these cookies – given to me by the glorious Kassa – will distract you…
Where am I meant to be again???
Tasty and low-cal – thx!
Gosh…I mean…just gosh.
You've rendered me incoherent.
OK, you can totally tell I'm a woman cos I thought, oh wow what a nice picture of men kissing….hang on, what's he doing with his hand?!
See, I noticed the lips first, then the other bits.
Or maybe that means I'm just not as perverted as I thought.
Ah Jen, you innocent you. I have to confess my eye went to the hand. Sigh. Nice. (the cookie, not me)
Yummie, it gets better and better
***my eyes, my eyes***
Who the hell am I kidding….
More, More, more…
You can have series interruptus as long as you like if this is what you use to placate us.
I take it you all like this cookie then. LOL.
OH yummy! My eyes saw the hand first then the pre-cum wet marks second. *grins*
It distracted me, all right.
One eye went to the lips, the other to the crotch. Amazing, the optical stunts I can pull when a sight is compelling. 🙂
The more of these kinds of cookies I sample, the less inclined I am ever to write m/f again. Seriously. I'm on my second year of abstinence, and I don't miss it at all.
Maybe you could start a self-help group for other authors who want to wean themselves off the hooha, like HRA (het romance anonymous) or M/FA. “A 12-step program for getting more dick in your fiction.”
Tam, you're a trip.
I may just have to steal, uh, borrow that.
MsM: Me too. *GRIN*
LOL, Tam! We should so do a 12 step program. That would be fucking hilarious.
My first thought – Ooohhh.
My second thought – manscaping!
Makes you want to fast forward to the next scene, doesn't it, Patti. 🙂
I looked again this morning. What a sight to wake up to
I think I'll be doing the same tomorrow morning too, Ingrid. Perves R Us. LOL.
me <--- speechless Jenre, I saw the kissing first. My eyes saw the hand first then the pre-cum wet marks second. *grins*
*goes to look at photo again*
Thank you Kris!