major kris ‘n’ good books red alert*

*already edited before it was even published

Up until the morning of Sunday 10 January 2010, I, Kris, of Kris ‘n’ Good Books, had managed to resist the pimpage of the German soap opera, Alles Was Zahlt.

And then this happened, which was promptly followed by this, etc, etc.

*Damn you to friggin’ hell, Lisabea aka LB aka L. B. Gregg! May you never see a Golden Oreo ever, ever, ever again! Do you hear me!! EVA!!!!!*

For those of you who have yet to visit this place of evil (otherwise known as the Eskimo Kiss Project famed for its English subtitles, unrepentant gay boy fandom and awesome episode summaries) be warned it is a gate into another dimension.

I kid you not.

For when you eventually return to your own reality due to an urgent need to pee and/or dangerously annoyed Russian Blue kittens you will discover that time has mysteriously moved forward. Waaaaaaaaaay forward.

It is true.

You have been warned.

PS – If Deniz doesn’t get his fucking ‘I’m-gay-I’m-not-gay’, ‘I-love-him-I-love-her’ act together soon, I’m gonna be seriously pissed off.

Do you hear me, LB.

Pissed. Off.

PPS – Would somebody please just tell me if/when/whatever episode that they get back together because I’m dying here! Dying!!

PSS – There also appears to have be an echo in this blog. Quite possibly caused by please-geezus-can-someone-tell-me-there-is-hot-make-up-shower-sex-again-because… *fans self*

PPSS – Okay, after nearly 7 hours of watching, I’m done for the day. I better not continue to be disappointed tomorrow or there will be hell to pay.

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39 Responses to major kris ‘n’ good books red alert*

  1. Tam says:

    Damn you woman! I have no clue what you are talking about but I'm about compelled to find out. Sigh. Just fast forward through the boring parts till you get to the shower scenes. That's what I did with QAF.

  2. Ow girl, I know how you feel! I got hooked too thanks to Kate Davies who first twittered and later emailed me about this show! Since I don't have oodles of free time I skipped the Dark Years (as they are apparently called) and started with epi 730. The most disturbing thing is that this soap is still airing new episodes – so it's a never ending addiction story…

  3. And that shower scene! Yowzah!!!

  4. nichem says:

    Ack, I saw LB's posts about this and managed to resist, and now you're talking about it too. *must not click link, must not click link*

  5. {makes growl noises for frustration} I don't know what you are talking about but I'm with you!

    P.S. I've now pretty much almost all of L.B Gregg's ebooks. Aren't you proud of me?

  6. Chris says:

    Lalalalalalalala, I can't read you!

  7. Ingrid says:

    I have never watched soaps, so I won't start on this on either. I did a translation a while ago for someone who was desperate to know were the next episode was about

  8. Natasha says:

    I spent one weekend watching 746 episodes……
    My favourite episode is when they have sex in the shower….. I didn't need the subtitles 😉


  9. Renee says:

    Yeah, LB did it to me, too. Much of last Thursday is a blur. ::shakes fist::

    Since then, I haven't had a chance to get back to the EKP YouTube to continue the madness. But I will soon. Dammit. Gotta love Roman…

  10. Tracy says:

    LOL Now you've piqued my interest I'm going to have to check it out. Damn you! lol

  11. Natasha says:

    Oh yes…. the make up sex is brilliant!!!! and it does take place in a shower. I swear Deniz has a nice arse 🙂 *g*
    I wanna know is how come my gym doesn't have gay boys giving each other blow jobs in the shower! Maybe they do but for some reason they keep kicking me out of the mens room LOL!


  12. Kris says:

    Tam: Well, I have warned you so don't say that I didn't when you return from the pit of German soap opera doom.

    Janna, it sucked you in too. I skipped through most of the Dark Years myself, although granted it was fun to see Deniz self destruct when he had been so fucking evil to Roman. The Bastard!!!

    The shower scene. God. I think I need to go watch it again now.

    Richelle: We'll call it even for goodreads if you hit the link. Go on. You know you want to. *g*

  13. Ingrid says:

    I just watched a few clips. It is too disturbing. I don't really need the subtitles and still I read them.
    Also it confirms what I always thought, soaps and me don't go together.

  14. Kris says:

    KC: *pats on head* Good girl. 😉

    For a hint at what I'm talking about go here:

    It's the shower scene. It's in slow motion. It's smokinhot. You will approve. Holy fuck who wouldn't.


    Ingrid: Soaps aren't for everyone, although their shitty plots and barbie doll acting can be pretty entertaining. Just watch the shower scene. Trust me on this.

  15. Kris says:

    Tish, I have watched the shower scene twice already this morning. Mainly, of course, *cough, cough* to make sure that I got the right link and all. Do you think there is something wrong with us??

    Hell, if there was gym that guaranteed boys + BJs + showers I would be so signing up. 😉

    Renee: After losing a day and a half, I sent LB hate mail. I went back to EKP the next day with a much lighter heart let me tell you.

    “Gotta love Roman…”

    Agreed. He does hissy fit – and Deniz 😉 – so well…

    Tracy: Do eeeeeeeeeeettt!

  16. Ingrid says:

    I wonder why Kris, it is not like you will be getting a bj will in that gym

  17. Kris says:

    Ingrid, hun, I think we've well and truly established that I'm a perve. I'd be more than happy getting on to a cross trainer for the reward of voyeurism. More than happy.

    *damn echo*

  18. Tam says:

    Wow, who turned the heat up in here? Okay, I'll be checking that out Friday when I can use a computer that actually runs videos properly.

  19. Kris says:

    Tam, yeah. *sigh* I'm still trying to decide whether I like it better in real time or in slow motion.

    I think I better rewatch them both again to help me decide. *g*

  20. I can resist…oh, yes, I can! Whoo! Thank goodness for a computer that hates youtube…la-la-la. heh

  21. Kris says:

    Bridget, God invented upgrades and/or new computers for just such occasions. Just sayin'.

  22. Emilie says:

    Hahahaha. Yet another AWZ addict. Welcome to the party. 🙂 Ingrid, you translated that for me. Thank you. I didn't realize you weren't watching it to start with.

    I got hooked on the show by watching the beginning of episode 751 — also known as “the shower scene.” Somehow I think that's how a lot of people have gotten into it in the past few months.

    Happy watching!

  23. Kassa says:

    I've been following this soap for.. *cough* a long time now. And I hate soaps. If it wasn't for Eskimo Kiss project, Id have been happy in ignorance.

    But the show is hilarious, especially in the beginning episodes with the ice skating drama and the “im not gay! but ooo you're sooo hot” denial. The scenes of checking out the guy's package… classic.

    But yanno… no clue what you mean.
    *slinks away*

  24. Kris says:

    Emilie, don't think I don't know who is really to blame for all this, mate. You're on my list.

    Kassa: “But yanno… no clue what you mean.”

    No. *rolls eyes* Obviously not.

  25. jitterbug says:

    I'm scared for you, Kris! I will not even think about watching this soap opera. I will not! I would be sukered in instantly and I cannot afford this kind of addictions. Oohhh, unfair! *goes away sulking*

  26. jitterbug says:

    Are they hot, I wonder? Ok, I'll check them out with google image, but I will not watch any episodes, that's definite.

    I hope.

  27. Kris says:

    *snort* Exactly who are you trying to convince, Sara?

    By all means do NOT watch the shower scene.

    You should also stay far away from my new addiction, Luke and Noah: *sigh*

  28. Chris says:

    Man, you could just see Sara going down for the last time there, even before you posted the link again, Kris…

  29. Kris says:

    You think the second link to a different soap was a little too much, Chris. I wonder… ;D

  30. Ingrid says:

    ATWT, it get's even worse!

  31. Kris says:

    I have no idea what you mean, Ingrid. Hmpf.

  32. lisabea says:

    My work here is done.


  33. Kris says:

    FYI, and after over 500 episodes, the only reason I don't hate you, LB, is because of that shower scene.

    Oh, okay, and cos of the lovey doviness of episodes 772 and 773. It was a fucking long time coming, though, let me tell you.

  34. jitterbug says:

    I was thinking… I really need to brush up my German, it would be a shame if I were to forget what I learned, sweating blood, in my formative years, right? So maybe I should watch some episodes. Just for, you know, educational purposes. Right?

    Oh, and Kris, thanks for sharing the link. The reason beyond it was probably tinged with sadism, but if there are hot men involved… I'll watch it right now ;).

  35. Kris says:

    Sadism, Sara? That's just mean. *damn, must change tactics*

    “I really need to brush up my German, it would be a shame if I were to forget what I learned, sweating blood, in my formative years, right? So maybe I should watch some episodes. Just for, you know, educational purposes. Right?

    But, of course, it would be a complete waste of your education if you didn't do anything with it now. Didn't your parents ever say that to you? You're just being respectful.

  36. Kate Davies says:

    Yay! More DeRo love. Not sure where you are in the storyline yet, but yes, things get better. Especially once you're past the Dark Years.

    (I am SUCH an AWZ pusher. I can't help it – I love this show!)

  37. Kris says:

    Hey Kate, I'm assuming that you are the famous Kate who Janna blamed for hooking her into DeRo. For shame! LOL.

    I'm caught all the way up with the episodes now. By was I glad to see the Dark Years gone! I was devastated when they split up the first time round, hence this post telling LB how pissed I was. 🙂

  38. Kate Davies says:

    I'm famous? *beams*

    Yup, that's me. I'm a big DeRo fanatic, I am. Almost as bad as I was when I got hooked on the BBC version of North and South. 🙂

    And I so hear you on the Dark Years. The end of DeRo 1.0 almost killed me. I had a friend I knew would LOVE the pairing, but I refused to even tell her about it until I heard they were getting back together. Now we watch and discuss via IM every day.

    So glad you were able to power through and catch up to the good stuff! And nice to “meet” another DeRo fan!

  39. Kris says:

    More like infamous, Kate. 😉

    I must admit the vicious bitch that lurks – granted not very deeply – in my heart of hearts was so very pleased to see Deniz come to his downfall during the Dark Years.

    There was a lot of HA!s and Suck shit, arshole!s from me during the watching of those episodes. *hehehe*

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