encounters with my baby brother: 3

from Cboy Junkie’s m/m meme post

My baby brother has a tendency to drop in at my place unannounced and we often end up with me chatting away and still working on my computer, and him responding in monosyllables and sitting on the couch behind me.

Given my tendency to lurk at various gay-themed blogs, you can probably imagine the kind of comments I get from the back seat reader.

One truly hilarious discussion occurred after I opened Cboy Junkie’s m/m meme post.

It went something like this…

Him: I thought this is meant to be all about gay stuff.

Me: What do you mean?

Him: Well, that guy in the photo is with a chick.

Me: That’s not a chick.

Him: But there are boobs.

Me: Hun, that’s a pert butt.

Him: No way.

Me: *points butt out*

Him: How come his butt is there??

Me: *waggles eyebrows*

Him: Oh.

Needless to say I lived off that one for a while. *hehehe*

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40 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 3

  1. Tam says:

    Ah, the innocence is adorable. LOL Although hanging around you I can't believe he still maintains even a shred.

  2. Val says:

    What Tam said, ha, ha! I'm going to be laughing for hours over this. Thanks for the comedy!

  3. Chris says:

    The education he never expected to get… heh. Love that picture!

  4. Does he deliberately comes over to get more of the same….

    Because if not, this is starting to feel like you are picking on him – alot…

    Poor baby bro…..

    love the pic as well….


  5. Ingrid says:

    ROFL! He is hilarious πŸ™‚

  6. Okay about that pic. While hot, it's also sort of weird. I mean, what's with the guy looking up into space? Is he bored? Waiting for someone else to join them? Counting to 10? Deciding what's for dinner? Why isn't he looking at/drooling over the perfectly good ass that's right in front of him?

  7. MsM says:

    I am lovin' the photo!!



  8. JenB says:

    I'm with Wren. WTF is he looking at, and why isn't he paying attention to the hot guy in his lap?

    “Oh, sigh, another beautiful ass in my face. I wonder what's on Discovery Channel tonight…”

  9. JenB –


  10. Tam says:

    Maybe his Mom just opened his bedroom door and distracted him. That could put a cramp in your style.

  11. I don't think so, Tam. Would he have that look on his face if it were his MOM distracting him?

    I'm thinking an angel dropped in. Or a firefighter.

  12. Leontine says:

    You crack me up with the convo between your brother and you. Is he recovered already Kris ?

  13. nichem says:

    Aww, poor baby brother. *pets him*

    I'm with Wren and Jen, though– the pic is a bit weird. He looks like he's waiting for someone to give him instructions on what to do with that hot ass.

  14. LOL!!! poor innocent bro' thats too funny!

  15. Your baby brother is too sweet, LOL! I love the pic – there's a lot going on that we can't see (and I don't mean just outside the frame)!

  16. Kris says:

    Tam: It can certainly make for interesting conversations that's for sure. LOL.

    Val: Told you these were too funny not to share. πŸ˜€

    Chris: Or wanted I suspect. *hehehe*

    EH: “Because if not, this is starting to feel like you are picking on him – alot…”

    I don't know what you mean. *sniff*

  17. Kris says:

    Ingrid: Yep, he sure is fun to laugh at. *g*

    Wren: I think he looks like he is almost-smirking in a 'I told you I could rim him until he passed out' kind of a way.

    MsM: It's a great one, isn't it. πŸ™‚

    JenB: LOL! No way. See me comment to Wren. Another possibility could be the 'see, told you I was gay' look.

  18. Kris says:

    Leontine: For some reason, he tends to cringe more now when I open up different sites… mwahahahahaha!!

    Richelle: “He looks like he's waiting for someone to give him instructions on what to do with that hot ass.”

    And that's a bad thing??

    Claire: I know! Heelairyarse.

    Janna: “I love the pic – there's a lot going on that we can't see (and I don't mean just outside the frame)!”

    I agree. πŸ™‚

    You know, someone; like someone who lives in Ontario, works for the government and has a teenage daughter in her first year of high school, could probably write a story about this pic. *g*

  19. nichem says:

    Lol, true– that could be a very good thing.

  20. Kris says:

    Richelle: Indeed. *g* My mind is positively a buzz with thoughts about Rimming 101. πŸ˜‰

  21. Tam says:

    Gee, I wonder who that could be? πŸ˜› But I think you're interpretation is brilliant.

  22. Kris says:


    My interp works, right:

    “So, I've got the butt in position… do I just go for it or what??”

  23. I so needed a laugh today. Thanks SCK πŸ™‚

  24. Kris says:

    You're very welcome, my Katiebabs chook. πŸ™‚

  25. Mumma J says:

    For someone who has a great many skills (NOT those, I'm his Mumma so I don't know about those ones!!!!), and who could probably hold his own (OH shit more trouble there!!!) in a conversation with the great Greek philosophers, the boy child can be quite dumb at times.

    Mmmmm… Yeh, he can…

  26. Patti says:

    I love your stories about your brother. My poor brother is married to a chickie who's waaaayyy freakier than me – when she and I get together and giggle over this stuff the boys just roll their eyes.

  27. Chris says:

    My brother sort of reads my blog, although since I started reading m/m, he and my SIL mostly just shake their heads at me.

  28. Kris says:

    Muuma, I'm telling!!!

    Patti: Thanks. πŸ™‚ Although I'm not sure how much he loves me sharing them. LOL. You and your SIL should start doing stuff like this just to get their reactions. That could be fun. *g*

    Chris: My brother won't read mine. He mutters things about bleach and eyeballs. *hehehe&

  29. Chris says:

    My brother's been muttering that he's sure my site will be blocked due to NSFW. Heh. He ain't seen nuthin'.

  30. Kris says:

    Your site NSFW?? I seem to recall someone sending me a certain image because she wouldn't post it on her own blog. LOL.

  31. Chris says:

    I KNOW! Foolish, naive brother. I wonder how his head would break over Sarah Pr0n Blog…

  32. Chris says:

    Or hell, just kill him outright with Bill in Exile.

  33. K. Z. Snow says:

    Umm…don't know how to ask this without being rude ('cause gawd knows, I'd never forgive myself if I were), but does BB generally confuse butts with racks and vice versa? If so, more fundamental sex education might be in order, if the poor boy ever expects to get … you know … L-A-I-D.

  34. Kris says:

    Chris: Go on. I double dog dare ya. *g*

    KZ: *makes a note to say something along those lines to the baby brother*


  35. Tam says:

    “could probably hold his own”

    Probably? First we discuss the intactness and now the massive dimentions of the baby brother? He might want to start reading here, or maybe not, he'd likely disown you both.

    Photographic proof would be good. πŸ˜€

  36. Kris says:

    Eww. This is my baby brother, Tam. Just eww.

  37. Mumma J says:

    BOY, you are naughty Tam – I knew someone would pick up that phrase.

    Yep, the boy child is large, but still my lovable baby! πŸ™‚

    Whereas I'm sure THE girl child was born with a strange brain! O_O

  38. Kris says:

    You can be so mean to me Mumma. 😦

  39. orannia says:

    Brilliant! Both the photo and your conversation with your brother! This is going to come out wrong, but I'm wondering if your brother is looking a this like a train wreck, he doesn't want to know and yet he can't look away…

  40. Kris says:

    LOL, Orannia. I think that's probably an appropriate description of his reluctant fascination. I will tell him you said that. He'll get a laugh. πŸ™‚

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