encounters with my baby brother: 4

In one of the posts about my encounters with my baby brother, I was given the task of asking him certain questions.

Here’s how my first attempt went:

Me: *airily* Oh, that reminds me I’ve been meaning to ask you something…

Him: *immediately suspicious* Yeah??

Me: Well, it’s just something my friends and I were wondering…

Him: O_o

Me: Ok. What would it take for you to kis-…

Him: Fuck off.

Me: Are you sure there aren’t any circumstances that you-…

Him: Fuck. Off.

Me: But-…

Him: Kris, I answered the question before you even finished asking it. How could I be any more fucking clearer than that. Drop it.

He went home soon after.

#krisfail 😦

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72 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 4

  1. Tam says:

    Shit. You didn't even get to the bribery part. Sigh. He's no fun at all.

  2. I'm dying with lols. Just how old is your baby brother? You know according the the Kinsey scale no one is a straight 1 we're all in the middle.

  3. Jenre says:

    I have say I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for your little brother. Poor bloke. Next thing you know you'll be 'accidentally' setting him up on blind dates with gay men in the hope that he'll suddenly be struck down with a dose of GFY.

  4. Chris says:

    Oh oh. Is MummaJ gonna be mad at you??

  5. Tam says:

    Next thing you know you'll be 'accidentally' setting him up on blind dates with gay men in the hope that he'll suddenly be struck down with a dose of GFY.

    That was a premise in the Taste Test Blind Dates Jen. It worked then and we all know there is SOME truth in fiction. 🙂

  6. Jenre says:

    Tam: Really? That sounds interesting. I should head off to TQ and take a look.

  7. Tam says:

    The one was not so great but I liked the one I described, where he thought a girl would show up and a guy did instead. Oh yeah, the third one didn't work for me either. Maybe skip it Jen. LOL

  8. I agree with Jenre.. Please for the love of god… LEAVE HIM ALONE….

    Find your blood sport in other places….


  9. Ingrid says:

    LOL@Jenre. Poor kid, he is getting traumatised

  10. Patti says:

    LOL – your poor brother! I hope he has a sense of humor about it.

  11. LOL! I can so easily picture this. Men don't want to talk about other men in that way. About physical parts I mean. I know my hubby doesn't (“Why you ask ME for heavens sake?!”). He's funny like that 🙂
    And no, I'm not asking him about kissing or anything, you're way more wicked than me *g*

  12. MsM says:


    Kris the big bad scary older sister! LOL



  13. Mumma J says:

    For F—s sake Sissy… why didn't you blame the virtuals?

    What about a thing called tact – oh oh, you've caught Gran's disease!

    Just sayin'…

  14. Mumma J says:

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  15. Chris says:

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  16. Chris says:

    Comment redo. 🙂

    Well, I must confess that I might suggested a drugging a drink and giving it to him, so… O_O it could've been a lot worse!

  17. Chris says:

    And yet I even with a redo I still skipped a word. Gah. “might HAVE suggested”

  18. Kris says:

    Tam: I know it was a complete failure. 😦

    KC: The baby brother just turned 33.

    “You know according the the Kinsey scale no one is a straight 1 we're all in the middle.”

    I'll keep this argument up mu sleeve… along with Suzi's 'you know the reason why men have a prostate is so that they can have butt secks'. 😉

    Jenre: “Next thing you know you'll be 'accidentally' setting him up on blind dates with gay men in the hope that he'll suddenly be struck down with a dose of GFY.”


    *adds to list*

  19. Mumma J says:

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  20. Kris says:

    Chris: Well she said she wasn't and even suggested offering a bribe, but then she deleted her comment so now I'm not so sure…

    Ok, now she's suggesting that I'm mean, get ANGRY and lack tact?? Since when did this turn out to be Diss Kris day ?!

    EH: But it's so much fun picking on him…

    Ingrid: “Poor kid, he is getting traumatised”

    Pul-leeze. I haven't even started on my 'how to make my BB's life hell' list yet. *g*

  21. Chris says:

    oh oh…. family comment war… step back…

  22. Kris says:

    Patti: “I hope he has a sense of humor about it.”

    For some unknown reason, it seems to come and go. 😉

    Janna: Boys can be weird sometimes. It's not like they don't think about sex all the time anyways so you'd think this wouldn't be such a taboo topic with them. *hehehe*

    MsM: “Kris the big bad scary older sister!”

    I have no idea what you mean. *bats eyelashes*

    Mumma: I did blame the virtuals. I told him that we wanted to ask him something. Sheesh.

    Also, tact? With the baby brother??? We're talking about the same person, right?

  23. Nastassia says:

    Lol , that was funny , really , your poor brother

  24. Kris says:

    Nastassia: My poor brother?? I think you should all feel more sorry for me since he never answers my questions. *pout*

  25. nichem says:

    Hmmm, maybe next time give him a few drinks to loosen him up before you start with the questions. 😉

  26. Kris says:

    Richelle, I thought of that, but almost immediately dismissed it. We of my Dad's stock have the (un)fortunate tendency to be able to drink most people under the table.

  27. Chris says:

    That's why it needs to be a drugged drink. Duh.

  28. Kris says:

    Trust me when I say that drink spiking won't work either. Nuff said.

  29. Cecile says:

    Oh Kris… Your poor BB!! This has been hilarious. Family war is fun – when it is someone else's family! I don't have any siblings to fight with… So, that leaves me to venture to others.

    But he must like something if he keeps coming back, lol!!!!

  30. Kris says:

    Cecile: “But he must like something if he keeps coming back, lol!!!!”

    Some would argue that he is just a glutton for punishment. *g*

    BTW, you can borrow him if you want. Tell you what… you send me a question you want a brotherly perspective on and I'll pass it on. He'll be thrilled. ;D

  31. Cecile says:

    LOL! Thanks for the offer Kris, not sure how your brother would like the idea of being passed over to someone, lmbo!!!

    If I think of any questions.. I will be sure to come back and ask though!

  32. Kris says:

    Awesome, Cecile! He'll love the fact that he potentially has all of these virtual sisters. *g*

  33. Chris says:

    You just want to see a grown brother cry when you tell him that.

  34. Chris says:

    Will you take pictures? 😉

  35. Cecile says:

    The poor man has no idea what he is for huh…?? LMBO!

    Pictures?? Lol… Again poor thing..

  36. Kris says:

    Hidden camera, check!

  37. Cecile says:

    Did I get myself into something… Hidden Camera… And I wired too??

  38. Kris says:

    *wraps arm around Cecile shoulders*

    Honey, trust me. There is no place for sympathy when you're a Big Sister. It's all about how much fun you can get out of your sibling's expense. *beams*

  39. Chris says:

    Have you figured out that I, too, am a big sister? 🙂

  40. Cecile says:

    “Honey, trust me.” Ummm those are never good words to hear, lmao.

    You are a very proud big sis huh, lol. So… what is my task.. I feel like 007… SMUTT08 **cues theme music in background. camera check. smiling. wire check. test test.**

    Okay, what is my agenda…..

  41. Kris says:

    Chris: I figured. LOL.

    SMUTT08: Your mission… should you choose to accept it… come up with the one question that you've always wanted to ask a man about sex; straight, gay or otherwise. Type and I shall ask. *mwhahahahahaha!*

  42. Chris says:

    Why do I picture SMUTT08 is off picking the perfect smutty secret agent costume right now?!

    Of course you figured, because we are Khris. 😀

  43. Kris says:

    Chris: “Of course you figured, because we are Khris. :D”

    LOL! Our biological and technological distinctiveness have been adapted to create our own Khris culture.

  44. Cecile says:

    Hey Chris… Every job comes with the perfect outfit! And you know how I love to dress up.

    SMUTT08 reporting for duty!
    **adorning the perfect outfit:
    stiletto black boots, black mini skirt and black corset**
    Okay.. so I feel more like a dominatrix than a secret agent, lol.

    I might have more than one question once I get the subject going.

    First question: A threesome. Two men, one woman. Does a guy think about the other guy at all, like the slightest or is all their attentions devoted only to the woman??

  45. Cecile says:


    Picture of said outfit… and I am not sure if that is your brother on the ground… or a test pilot.

  46. Kris says:

    Cecile, if I send him that pic, he's gonna be willing to answer any question you want. LOL.

    Threesome question: on it!

  47. Cecile says:

    Well Chris was teasing me about dressing up. She knows how much I love to dress up!

  48. Chris says:

    SMUTT08, you are a natural at this!

  49. Cecile says:

    I will go in search of my own theme song. I am kinda like this… hummm… SMUTT08…

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