jaime samms is going down

Of course, I wouldn’t be deliberately mean about the choices for another round of the awesomeness that is my ‘choose your own m/m story’ play time.

Why that would be immature.

Not to mention smack of payback just because author Jaime Samms challenged me to ‘bring it on’.

*smiles sweetly*

Let’s do it!

How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Jaime, who has agreed to write the short story incorporating your choices for St Patrick’s Day(ish).

Here we go:

1. the setting

a) a St Patrick’s Day parade

b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

c) a gay bus tour to the Blarney Stone

d) a spaceship named The Pipes ‘R’ Blowin’

2. some background to the main protags

a) one hates his job as a tour director

b) one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has ‘Danny Boy’ as it’s ring tone

c) one longs for his days as a world famous Irish Dancer

d) one has green skin

3. another character/s

a) a sex crazed leprechaun

b) a middle aged couple who thought that ‘gay’ meant something else entirely

c) a computer who believes he’s the reincarnation of James Joyce

d) a burly Rugby Player who wants to be a twink

4. a conflict

a) an out of control four-leaf clover float

b) a newly discovered, pronagraphic page from the Book of Kells

c) the hunt for the stone which will reveal the mysteries of the long-dead language of Gaelic

d) a missing dildo

5. an object to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) a magical Gnome statue

b) a potato in the image of U2’s Bono

c) a fairy circle

d) a pot of gold that turns out to be fake

So…

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until 12noon Friday 19 February (Perth, Western Australia time).

Let the giving of hell to Jaime commence! 😀

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44 Responses to jaime samms is going down

  1. Chris says:

    1. c (Gay bus tour)
    2. d (One has green skin)
    3. Such a difficult choice! b or d… I guess d (rugby player who wants to be a twink)
    4. d (Missing dildo – can it be clear with gold sparklie and four-leaf clovers embedded in it???)
    5. b (Bono potato)

  2. If there is no sex crazed leprechaun, I'm not reading! this is a MUST!

    1. c) a gay bus tour to the Blarney Stone

    2.a) one hates his job as a tour director

    3. a) a sex crazed leprechaun

    4. d) a missing dildo

    5. a potato in the image of U2's Bono

  3. 1. setting – d) Spaceship
    2. background – c) Longs for Irish dancer days
    3. other character – d) rugby twink
    4. conflict – d) missing dildo (I think it should be shaped like a shillelagh)
    5. object – b) Bono potato

    Have fun!

  4. Ferishia says:

    This should prove interesting. he-he *evil laughter*

    1.b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera
    2.c) one longs for his days as a world famous Irish Dancer
    3.d) a burly Rugby Player who wants to be a twink
    4.d) a missing dildo
    5.c) a fairy circle

  5. nichem says:

    Such good things to choose from!

    I'll go with:
    1. c (gay bus tour)
    2. d (green skin)
    3. d (rugby player twink)
    4. d (missing dildo)
    5. b (potato Bono)

  6. MsM says:

    LOL!
    I always make sure I am not drinking anything before opening your blog!

    My choices:
    1) gay bus tour
    2) hates job
    3) burly ruby twink
    4) missing dildo
    5) gnome statue

  7. 1 – b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

    2 – b) one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has 'Danny Boy' as it's ring tone

    3 – b) a middle aged couple who thought that 'gay' meant something else entirely

    4 – d) a missing dildo

    5 – d) a pot of gold that turns out to be fake

  8. K. Z. Snow says:

    Where's the damned kangaroo?

    1 – d
    2 – d
    3 – c
    4 – d
    5 – b

  9. Cecile says:

    1. d – spaceship named The Pipes 'R' Blowin
    2. a – one hates his job as a tour director
    3. b middle age couple
    4. c – the hunt
    5. a – missing dildo

  10. Ingrid says:

    1. a fake irish pub
    2. the ringtone
    3. the rugby player
    4. page from the book of Kells
    5. a fairy circle

  11. Matthew says:

    Juicy, juicy! Good job, Kris!
    Now, lemme see…

    1. d (a spaceship)
    2. c (Irish dancer)
    3. a (a leprechaun; but this was the toughest choice!)
    4. d (as in dildo)
    5. b (Bono-potato – who could resist this?)

  12. Tracy says:

    1) b
    2) d
    3) d
    4) d
    5) b

    Fun, fun!

  13. Kris says:

    Thanks for playing everyone! *g*

    Katiebabs chook: “If there is no sex crazed leprechaun, I'm not reading! this is a MUST!”

    It's early days yet, hun, so we'll see if people share your enthusiasm.

    MsM: “I always make sure I am not drinking anything before opening your blog!”

    Nope. No wrecking of keyboards here. *g*

    KZ: “Where's the damned kangaroo?”

    That piece of genius was strictly for you, KZ my love. *hehehe*

    Matthew: “Good job, Kris!”

    Thanks, mate. It is true that I have a gift for making authors' lives hell. *beams*

  14. Jaime Samms says:

    That the best you can do? *tapes pic of Bono to the monitor*

    Metinks I have no choice on that one

  15. Tam says:

    God I love these things. 🙂

    1. a (St. Patty's Day parade)
    2. c (Irish Dancer)
    3. a (sexy crazed Leprechaun)
    4. d (missing dildo)
    5. b (Bono potato)

  16. Chris says:

    Do authors get bonus points if they can include ALL the choices, not just the ones we select?

  17. HAHAHAHA This is hilarious!

    1. d) a spaceship named The Pipes 'R' Blowin'
    2. c) one longs for his days as a world famous Irish Dancer
    3. a) a sex crazed leprechaun
    4. d) a missing dildo
    5. b) a potato in the image of U2's Bono

  18. CynStorm says:

    Oh this will be priceless Can't wait! 🙂
    1-b
    2-c
    3-d
    4-c
    5-c

    Cyn

  19. Jambrea says:

    1. b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera
    2. b) one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has 'Danny Boy' as it's ring tone
    3. a) a sex crazed leprechaun
    4. d) a missing dildo
    5. b) a potato in the image of U2's Bono

    Good luck Jaime! Sex crazed leprechaun and a missing dildo…hmmm…ROFL!!

  20. Maurya says:

    1. c (Gay tour bus, definitely)
    2. d (sorry, green is my favorite color…heh)
    3. d (Burly twink…I have to read this)
    4. d (missing dildo…plz let it be see through with green shamrocks)
    5. b (I have to go with the potato…uh huh, yeah)

    *grin*

  21. Anonymous says:

    Yo peeps, I want the sex crazed leprechaun and the potato dildo that looks like Bono. Okay?

    -King Mho Fho

  22. Kris says:

    Jaime: “That the best you can do?”

    I assume that's you volunteering for more. *puts Jaime down for stories for all holidays for the rest of 2010*

    Chris: “Do authors get bonus points if they can include ALL the choices, not just the ones we select?”

    Only if the bonus points are our love and we don't actually have to give them something tangible. 😉

    Mho! A Bono-shaped potato dildo?? Kinky.

  23. 1. b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

    2. b) one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has 'Danny Boy' as it's ring tone

    3. a) a sex crazed leprechaun

    4. d) a missing dildo

    5. a) a magical Gnome statue

  24. joey says:

    Wow! Cant wait to see this story no matter which topics win!!!

    1)a fake Irish pub on the set of a soap opera
    2)one has a phone which is constantly ringing and has 'DannyBoy' as it ring tone and one has green skin (wasnt sure 'bout the instructions for this-if you were supposed to choose one for each hero or just one so go w/whatever makes ya happy! hahaha)
    3)a sex crazed leprechaun
    4)a newly discovered pornographic page from the Book of Kells
    5)a fairy circle

    Cant wait for the finished product! hahahahahahaha

    jo

  25. K. Z. Snow says:

    How about a wombat?

  26. Mumma J says:

    How come these are so much more funny this morning than they were yesterday afternoon when you were reading them to me? Never mind, now to my choices!

    1. Setting – a St Pat's Parade.
    2. Background – Danny Boy ringtone.
    3. Character – James Joyce the computer.
    4. Conflict – the hunt for the stone.
    5. Object – a fairy circle.

  27. Kris says:

    Jaime, geez. Look at all these people coming out to play. They must really not like you.

    KZ: Good idea! *adds to list*

    Mumma: That's because you are now in the right frame of mind to appreciate my genius.

  28. Susilien says:

    I am so glad I didn't miss this!

    1. c (gay bus tour)
    2. d (green skin)
    3. d (Burly Rugby Twink)
    4. c (Stone to Find)
    5. c (Fairy Circle)

    Please do the Bus Tour and the Burly Rugby Twink no matter what else gets the most votes.

  29. 1. b) a fake Irish Pub on the set of a soap opera

    2. c) one longs for his days as a world famous Irish Dancer

    3. d) a burly Rugby Player who wants to be a twink

    4. d) a missing dildo

    5. b) a potato in the image of U2's Bono though a (gnome statue) comes close…

    Can't wait to see the end results!

  30. Valerie Mann says:

    1. B
    2. B
    3. B
    4. D
    5. B

  31. Mia Watts says:

    oooh I am so IN!

    1. Fake pub/soap stage
    2. Green skin
    3. twinky rugby player
    4. Dildo
    5. magical gnome

    muhahahahahaaaaa

  32. Jaime Samms says:

    Kris said: “Jaime, geez. Look at all these people coming out to play. They must really not like you.”

    My reputation must preceed me…

  33. Lily says:

    1- C
    2- B
    3- D
    4- D
    5- B

  34. Patti says:

    Love this!!
    1.fake Irish Pub
    2. longs for his days as a dancer
    3. can I pick the middle aged couple AND the burly rugby player?
    4. missing dildo, of course!
    5. Bonotato

    Looking forward to the story!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Setting – Gay bus tour
    Background – green skin
    Another character – Rugby player twink
    Conflict – missing dildo
    Object – potato as Bono
    Suzi.

  36. Jenre says:

    Oops bit late for this. Hope my choices still count!

    1. b
    2. b
    3. a
    4. b
    5. b

    Hmm, obviously I approved of all the b choices this time :).

  37. d, d, d, c!

    So wrong, but so very funny. 😀

  38. Kris says:

    Jaime: “My reputation must preceed me…”

    Obviously.

    Mia: Don't be too fast with the mocking. I seem to recall that you volunteered next. 😉

  39. Jambrea says:

    heehee

    She's got you there Mia.

  40. Jaime Samms says:

    Patti;

    Bonotato!!! I might steal that! LOL!

    Jaime

  41. Chris says:

    Hmm. Aren't YOU an author, Jambrea? Kris, will you take down her name for a future victim?

  42. kmkat says:

    1. the setting – d) a spaceship named The Pipes 'R' Blowin'

    2. some background to the main protags – d) one has green skin

    3. another character/s – b) a middle aged couple who thought that 'gay' meant something else entirely

    4. a conflict – d) a missing dildo

    5. an object to be mentioned in the story somewhere – b) a potato in the image of U2's Bono

  43. Kris says:

    The choices are now closed. All shall be revealled tomorrow. Mwahahahahaha!!

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