encounters with my baby brother: 5



Being a sharing and caring kind of gal, I offered my baby brother up as a virtual sibling to the smutty Cecile (aka SMUTT08).

*sigh* No, it’s not picking on him, EH.

Not in this instance anyway because, luckily, he was pretty amused by the whole concept. Well, he was until I asked SMUTT08’s question:

First question: A threesome. Two men, one woman. Does a guy think about the other guy at all, like the slightest or is all their attentions devoted only to the woman??

He was a wee bit embarrassed at first, but then got into trying to describe the experience… which is when the tables turned and I listened very nonchalantly with my jaw dropped to my BB’s past sexual activities. Oy.

The answer: In his experience *O_O* the answer is yes and no. Yes, he thought about the other guy but it was not sexual – and, yep, I asked him about accidental touches too – it was more about direction. That is, each guy took the lead in guiding and encouraging the play with the girl being the focus.

I also got told about his threesome experiences with two girls, which was another matter all together.

The things you learn.

Oy.

Again.

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40 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 5

  1. Jenre says:

    Ha! Baby Brother finally got one up on you there, Kris :).

    No doubt you have your revenge planned already.

  2. Patti says:

    haha – He probably enjoyed turning those tables, didn't he?

    Did you hear me talking about you behind your back here?

  3. Hee hee. Score for baby bro.

  4. jitterbug says:

    !
    Just imagine when he realized his sister was, for once, the one flabbergasted XD.

  5. Matthew says:

    I'm soooo looking forward to your Mumma's comment on this!!!

  6. Val says:

    Too funny! I think in your position I would've been flabbergasted, too.

  7. Tam says:

    Holy crap he admitted to m/f/m? It's a slippery slope to m/m/f. Can't wait for that report.

  8. Kris says:

    Please. Let me make clear to all the doubters among you that while I may admit to being slightly discombobulated to you lot, rule #1 in dealing with younger siblings is 'show no fear', which is immediately followed by 'nor any mercy'.

    Plus, I am a girl and have depression. I'm bloody awesome at faking it. Trust me.

    Jen: “No doubt you have your revenge planned already.”

    Naturally and while he may not know it will be revenge I will and that's what counts.

    Patti: See comment above. I just commented on your post. It was hilarious and triple score for getting hubby, brother and son all at once. LOL.

    Katiebabs chook: So, it's his first score on board. So what. *hmpf*

    Sara: *sigh* *points to earlier comment* I'm also good on the rebound, hence my question to him about accidental touches. *hehehe*

  9. JenB says:

    Ha. Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

  10. Kris says:

    Matthew: “I'm soooo looking forward to your Mumma's comment on this!!!”

    *oh. shit.*

    Val: Even funnier was when he admitted that my Dad and Stepmum caught him in a threesome once. That was fucking hilarious and made up a little for him making my jaw draw… metaphorically, of course.

    Tam: I'll tell him that m/f/m is the gateway drug. His response will probably be hew went the path of f/f/m so no worries there. πŸ™‚

  11. Kris says:

    JenB: *muttershuddupmutter*

  12. Chris says:

    *waits for MummaJ to wake up and log in*

  13. Kris says:

    *crossing my fingers that she misses this one entirely*

  14. Mumma J says:

    @ Matthew…

    I had decided not to comment on this post because, as you know, Mumma's know when to talk and when to shut up. But you goaded me into it. Bad boy, bad boy.

    So I knew the boy child had been in a threesome because he had alluded to it in a conversation that we were having at the time. (Cold sweat moment.) We (mutually and silently) chose not to discuss it.

    I can't get emotional about that 'cos everyone has their fantasies doncha know.

    So, now I am at 'too much information' – perhaps Kris can leave a note on th top of her blog saying: Not for Mummas!

    HOWEVER, the fact that he was caught by his other parents just cracks me up! he he he

  15. Chris says:

    How perfectly you timed your comment, MummaJ!

  16. K. Z. Snow says:

    There I was, waiting for some big, juicy reveal, and I ran smack into the phrase with the girl being the focus. Blech. I'm profoundly disappointed by the banality of it all.

  17. Cecile says:

    Oh my gosh!!!!! One for SMUTT08!!! Anytime you need my services I am here… Hee heeee!!! Should I start planning my next line of question.. **rubbing hands together** Especially with this new light of information… threesome with two guys and he did have thoughts… IT is a very very slippery slope…..

  18. Cecile says:

    KZ, I am trying to see how far I am allowed to go… and the next set of questions will be (how shall we say)… revealing (hopefully)!

  19. Kris says:

    Mumma, I think we might just forget this post the next time either of us has a conversation with the BB. Okay. Unfortunately this includes the part about him getting caught… twice. Bwahahahaha!!!

    Chris: I know! And I didn't even contact her or nuffin'. It's that damned Mumma's Radar.

  20. Kris says:

    KZ: My apologies for not sharing the blow-by-blow (literally) descriptions that I was lucky enough to be subjected to, or are you forgetting the 'My Mumma reads my blog' thing??

    Cecile: Go for it, hun. I can but ask and Dr BB seems to think that this is – mostly – amusing. *g*

  21. The Red Diaries: Adventures in Threesome with Kris's Brother.

    has a nice ring to it πŸ˜‰

  22. Come on baby brother wasn't a tad turned on “sexually” by being with another guy (+girl)?

    BTW I would die if my parents caught me in a threesome.

  23. Cecile says:

    –>>Cecile: Go for it, hun. I can but ask and Dr BB seems to think that this is – mostly – amusing. *g*< <-- Ohhhh going into my lair… will return with a little more smuttier questions…

  24. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: As long as people don't think I'm involved in said threesomes, it should be golden. πŸ™‚

    KC: I think the turn on was more the whole threesome thing and 'sharing' the girl for wont of a better description… I think I better shut up now.

    “BTW I would die if my parents caught me in a threesome.”

    He was nearly rolling on the floor when he was telling me about it. At one point I think I said 'you know people would think we're bloody strange for having these kinds of discussions'. That made us both laugh even more.

    You've also reminded me about the conversation BB and I have with the Daddy and the Stepmum at Christmas time about sexual fetishes. Now that was seriously funny. I don't think I've ever seen the Daddy so embarrassed. *hehehe*

    Cecile: Can't wait. πŸ™‚

  25. Cecile says:

    Mmmaaaaahhhhaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

  26. Tam says:

    I'm not sure what would be worse, hearing about my kid's sex life or my parents'. Ack. I know my child will be a virgin until she's 25 and my parents only had sex once, maybe twice. LOL

  27. Kris says:

    *snort* You told the girl child that you're getting her fitted for a chastity belt soon??

  28. orannia says:

    And that's one for BB… *looks at score in Kris' column*

    Ah, I think you're ahead Kris.

    You have the most amazing relationship with your BB – I would NEVER have that kind of discussion with my BB…with anyone actually πŸ™‚

  29. Go baby bro…

    One up on you Kris….

    Well done on him…

    Score
    Kris 4 – Dr BB – 1

    ***Shaking my pom pom's for the B'ster***

    E.H>

  30. Kris says:

    Orannia: I'm very lucky that I'm so close to my family. I consider both the Mumma and the baby brother to be among my BFFs. I know I could tell them anything and there would be no judgement whatsoever. That kind of acceptance is amazing and absolutely appreciated… no matter how much we might drive each other crazy at times. πŸ™‚

    BTW, feel free to talk to me about your menages. I'm all ears. *g*

    EH: I thought you hated pom poms. You fibber. πŸ™‚

  31. Baby Bro needs all the help he can get – My Pom Pom's are lucky…

    So off with you…

    **Double shake of the Pom pom's at you***

    E.H>

  32. Kris says:

    Gimme a K…

    Gimme a R…

    Gimme a I…

    Gimme a S…

    Yaaaaay KRIS!

  33. My pom pom's can't compete with EH, so I shake my big booty for freaky brother.

  34. Oy! Thumbs up for baby bro πŸ™‚

    I told you I would get back at you for the-pierced-cow-girl-riding-the-washing-machine-image, well I tagged you for a meme: http://erotromreader.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-very-own-book-boyfriend.html

  35. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: Hmpf!

    Janna: Dammit.

  36. Ingrid says:

    It sounds like TMI Kris!

  37. Kris says:

    It was a little, Ingrid. I'm not sure big siblings are meant to know these things about their baby siblings.

  38. *snickers* Nice! he

  39. Kris says:

    Glad you liked it, Bridget. πŸ™‚

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