Dear Stalkee Author
I swear to fucking God that, if you don’t update your site like I’ve been telling you too politely suggesting you do, it won’t be pet rabbits in stew pots for you, but something even nastier; that is, the Mumma.
Never forget I know where you live.
Yours sincerely,
Your favourite stalker.
PS – Maybe if you stopped bloody tweeting for 1/2 hour you’d have time to actually prepare a post?!
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
Oh boy, someone's in trouble! 😀
My goodness! Are you trying to lure him in with mesh boy there?
Leave the poor boy alone. It's hot in Perth and he has no AC.
Chris: He is mesh boy.
Lol! He is on Twitter all the time 🙂
I am shocked and appalled. And to think I've actually been working on revisions tonight!
Thank you, Jen.
And thanks Squealy McSquealerton aka Janna!
@Sean: I'm not gonna appologize… You're website needs an update! We want to know about new releases 🙂
No a/c and it's nearly 40? What the hell kind of primitive hell hole do you people live in down there. Ugh.
*snort* yeah, that'll get him to get on the job.
He is purty though. 🙂
Join twitter SCK… come to the dark side with us.
*holds up bottle of Gray Goose and falls back on group of hot men that look like Oliver and Kyle from OLTL*
all this can be yours on Twitter…
I so agree….
and a few others could do with your brand of punishment as well Kris…
E.H>
Lily: He is! He has a sister. He should know by now that he should what he's told when one gets bossy on him. Grrrr.
Chris: As Jen said, that's the pic of Sean that we've been trying to get him to use with his author bio for nearly a year now.
Jen: If I can do stuff, he can do stuff.
Janna: I know he is on Twitter. He friggin' tells me about it all the time.
“You're website needs an update! We want to know about new releases :)”
Ha! See Sean!
Sean: “I am shocked and appalled. And to think I've actually been working on revisions tonight!”
Much as I love your work, would it seriously take you half-a-freaking-hour to tell us about your current WIPs?? No!
Tam: WA, the state Sean and I live in, is notoriously know as 'Wait Awhile'. Apparently, we've been waiting for the hell mouth to open give the recent temps.
Tracy: “yeah, that'll get him to get on the job.”
I thought so too. *beams*
Sean does look good in mesh. Too bad his temperament is not as sweet.
Katiebabs chooks: NO!!!!! Not even Kish could tempt me to the Dark Side.
EH: Another agreement! *Told you so, Sean.* You send me a list of authors, hun, and I'll get on with the guilt trips.
Some of them *glares north of the river* have no clue how annoying it is for readers when they don;t update their sites. Not to mention making it more difficult for them to stalk.
In the best interests of Kris's Lurkers Anonymous Club I have to agree with Kris on this…It is no fun lurking on author sites that don't update(and I hate twitter cause I'm happily twitterilliterate)
Well sure, repeat my typo's, Kris! 😉
Not to mention making it more difficult for them to stalk.
Ahum, there you have a wonderful reason to join us tweeps now don't you? *bats eyelashes*
Stalking on Twitter would be called twalking or something…
Melissa: “It is no fun lurking on author sites that don't update.”
I agree. It's rude when people are twitcentric. Hmpf!
Janna: “Well sure, repeat my typo's, Kris! ;)”
Hey, did you not see all of mine in the responses? LOL.
“Ahum, there you have a wonderful reason to join us tweeps now don't you? *bats eyelashes*
Stalking on Twitter would be called twalking or something…”
*trout stare*
I just wondered how you know he is twittering all the time when you don't have an account. just like me.
Sean btw what is “haps”?? Haps here means biting in an apple, cookie, butt or whatever. But I don't think that is not what you meant
Ingrid: Sean is one of the people who badger me about joining Twitter. Keeps on telling me that all the 'cool' people do it. Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Plus I double checked here: http://twitter.com/skennedybooks 🙂
well I am happy not to be one of those “cool” people
I've never been 'cool' in my life so I figure why start now. 😉
He should SO use that picture.
I'm with Kris. We need updates, Sean. I'm leaving Australia so I will have to stalk you somehow.
Time to join Twitter? *thinks*
@ Sean
You were working last night while the G&L Mardi Gras was on? Jeez she made me watch it for the whole four hours. I wasn't even able to watch Nigella Express.
I did eat pizza though.
And oh BTW you need to update your site, or I'm comin' over to your place and do an Aunty Jack on you.
You are old enough to remember her/him, aren't you? (Just thought it might be an appropriate metaphor…)
I think there have been some good points made here, Kris. Especially that if you were any kind of stalker, you'd be on Twitter by now.
Matthew, you're leaving us? Where are you going?
Mumma, I need my arms for typing!
Sean: Back to Europe where I came from. Not that I want to. 😦
Oh yes, updates are good. I'm reading my first book by him. Tigers and Devils and the first thing I usually do after I read the book is google the authors site. 🙂 Um…and then email them if I love it. 🙂
@ Sean
Of course you do Sweetie, but just remember that sometimes you need to come out and play with your friends.
Chris: *nods nods*
Matthew: *Told you so again, Sean.* You're leaving?? *sniffle* Cant't you jump your visa like everyone else?
Mumma: *You tell him, Mumma!* I 'made' you?? The hell!
Sean: “Especially that if you were any kind of stalker, you'd be on Twitter by now.”
You're like a fucking broken record, mate.
Jambrea: I'll be checking up on your site from now on. 🙂 I'll be interested to see what you think of T&D once you've finished.
Matthew – just say you want to claim refugee status. Sure, it might get you locked up in the desert for three years, suffer horrible depression and be treated with derision by the majority of the Australian public, but then you'll be one of us!
Mumma, I bow my head in shame to you.
Kris, put the needle on it.
Just update it already, you friggin' drama queen!
Let it all out Kris – it's good for you 🙂
Sean – in the interests of world peace (and Kris not stalking you 24/7 🙂 perhaps a small update might be advisable? After all, if you update then everyone will have lots to talk about and thus you can write in peace….
Thanks, Orannia. It's good to have enablers when someone is as shy and retiring as I am.
I hope you're happy! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW!
http://kennsea.livejournal.com/13230.html
Yes. Yes, I am. Thank you, Sean dearest.
Sean: “it might get you locked up in the desert for three years, suffer horrible depression and be treated with derision by the majority of the Australian public”
Except for the desert part it's pretty much the same now. I really need to go back now. I will suffer horrible depression, no doubt, but it'll be nice to be treated like a human being again.
Kris: Nope, I can't. Regulated profession, you know.
Matthew, hun, I'm so sorry to hear that you've been having a horrible time of it. That's poo. People can be such shits.
You'd better not be a stranger, though. Which is nothing to do with my not being able to take the piss out of you anymore and everything to do with your possible desertion of me sinking me even further into depression.
Do you feel guilty yet?? 😉
BTW, on a completely random note… you're in the eastern states, right?? Did you go to Mardi Gras last night? It looked awesome, especially the marching group of gay and lesbian lifesavers…. let's bow our heads for a moment of silence…
Matthew, who the hell has been picking on you?
We'll send Kris around to deal with them. She'll scare anybody.
Kris: Melbourne. No, with all preparations and packing, I missed Mardi Gras for the third time!
Don't worry, I'm not leaving this virtual space. It's a piece of Australia I love. 🙂
Sean: Australian government, laws and Department of Immigration. I'd need Kris AND her Mumma to beat them into submission.
@ Matthew
I hate people who pick on other people and I am proud to say that both the girl and boy children have taken up the banner. So, names and addresses and I can guarantee the girl child will take no prisoners.
You take care and stay in touch with these nice folks.
MummaJ: Yes, ma'am! *salutes*
Matthew, that really sucks.
At least make us jealous by telling us which part of Europe you'll be in.
Sean: To make you jealous? I'd have to lie. Something like “Dreamy romantic streets of Paris” or “drooling over sexy Spanish boys” or “getting stoned in Amsterdam's coffeeshops”…
Geez, I wish!
Kris, he's evading the question! Sic 'em!
@Ingrid & Kris: Hey, I'm not one of those “cool” people either but Twitter is fun 🙂 Really!
@Matthew: We have sexy boys in Amsterdam too 😉
“It's good to have enablers when someone is as shy and retiring as I am.”
Thats the funniest joke I have heard in a while…
Shy? Kris? LOL u seriously made my day.
Suzi.
Don't you just love how grumpy Sean gets when he's forced to admit defeat. *beams*
Matthew: Stupid fed govt inconsistent and impractical bastages. There seems no rhyme nor reason to their decision making – when they actually do make any – the majority of the time. So sorry you've had to go through it, Matthew. We'll hate them together… and talk names and addresses offline. Let's at least try to be subtle about this. 😉
“Don't worry, I'm not leaving this virtual space. It's a piece of Australia I love. :-)”
Yay! You'd be missed if you did leave us so I'm heaps glad that you'll be sticking around. 🙂
Sean: “Kris, he's evading the question! Sic 'em!”
But I'm tired from picking on you all day…
Janna: “but Twitter is fun 🙂 Really!”
Still not convinced.
Suzi: “Thats the funniest joke I have heard in a while… Shy? Kris? LOL u seriously made my day.”
HOW RUDE!!!!
Twitter is a great place for shy personalities like yourself to outshine, Kris! *beams*