encounters with my baby brother: 6



The Baby Brother: What’s your post about today?

Me: Sounds.

The BB: What, like music? *confuzzled* What’s that got to do with gay stuff?

Me: *impatient* No. SOUNDS.

The BB: ???????

Me: You know. The sex toy.

The BB: O_o

Me: For the urethra.

The BB: *expression of dawning horror* You mean it goes up a guy’s wee wee hole?!

Me: Yeah. You wanna see pictures??

The look on his face.

Absofuckinglutely priceless.
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50 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 6

  1. Tam says:

    LOL But it's obviously a thing that only guys get off on, so why does it freak them out so much? Sigh. Some guy somewhere had to try it.

    He is so worth the entertainment factor for us. We should send your Mom and Dad a thank you card for having him. 🙂

  2. Cecile says:

    LMBO at both TBB and Tam!!! I think we should send the card.. do a group thing ~ like sign it!!!!!

    Well.. look at all the crap that is out on the market to stick up a womans whoha… I mean come on.. for front and back.. what's wrong with a guy getting a peek at what we could stick up his, haaaa haaaa!!!!!

    And TBB.. what's wrong with something for your pleasure…?? O_o haa haaa

  3. Natasha A. says:

    Sounds can also be used on women. You do have be more careful as you can put them in as far, but apparently they are quite pleasurable.

  4. Natasha A. says:

    OH and we are more susceptible to UTI's.

  5. Please not again – dont let me go postal on you girl….

    Leave Dr. DB alone…

    E.H>

  6. Matthew says:

    I'm totally with your brother, Kris. What is so pleasureable in that???
    No, I don't really ask, don't tell me!

  7. He actually said the wee wee hole? LOL

  8. OMG – I only just learned about the erotic use of these things this year! They are mentioned in Taming the Fire by Sydney Croft… I think… hummm….

  9. Cecile says:

    Okay, I think I need to research this more better ~ yea, I said more better.

    I will be off with my research team figuring out if these things truly bring pleasure…..

  10. Natasha A. says:

    From those I know who use them, they love them.

    Ask me again in a year 🙂

  11. Patti says:

    Really, at this point you'd think he'd be prepared for anything 🙂

    …Did he look at the pics?

  12. nichem says:

    Ya know, your brother keeps acting horrified about all these things and yet he keeps asking you what you're writing about. Methinks maybe he's a little more interested in all this stuff than he wants to let on. 😛

    Also, I think getting him an outfit from this catalogue would totally make up for all the tormenting of him you do. http://gaysthinkitsfabulous.com/2010/02/18/international-male/ I'm liking the black pirate shirt. Ooh, and looks like they have mesh shirts too– maybe you should pick your stalkee up something as well.

  13. Chris says:

    What nichem said. 🙂

  14. Val says:

    Too funny!

  15. Jenre says:

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  16. Jenre says:

    Richelle: I don't think I've laughed so much in ages as I have at that website link you posted. I then had to go on and read the rest of the posts. Too funny with a wicked dry humour to it.

  17. Tam says:

    I'm with Jen. Greatest website ever. I know someone who wants to be a published poet. He so needs that shirt.

  18. I wish I had a baby brother to have this rofl moments with! Too funny! 😀

  19. Kris says:

    Tam: “Some guy somewhere had to try it.”

    Like the person who ate oysters for the first time. 😉

    You send a card, Tam, and all he'd do when he heard is sigh and say 'is that the Tam girl who sent me the stuff about pirate buttsecks??' That's how he knows you now. LOL.

    Cecile: “And TBB.. what's wrong with something for your pleasure…??”

    He would say nothing… as long as it doesn't go up his wee wee hole. *g*

    Natasha: I found out all about sounds being used on women too when I did my firsts post on the topic. Must admit I was fascinated until I found out about the UTIs. *crosses legs*

    “Ask me again in a year :)”

    Okay! I won't forget either so prepare yourself. 😉

  20. Kris says:

    EH, but it's fun! Especially the conversation the BB, the Grandad and I had the other day about… 😉

    Matthew: “No, I don't really ask, don't tell me!”

    Geez. So I guess we won't be seeing the use of sounds in your stories then, Matthew??

    Katiebabs chook. He did. Even I can't make up shit as good as that. LOL.

  21. Kris says:

    Miranda: You still shocked?? You seem kinda speechless about the act. 😉

    Cecile: You are so smutty. 🙂

    Patti: “Really, at this point you'd think he'd be prepared for anything :)”

    You'd think, wouldn't you. I still manage to shock him, though, and, no. he wouldn't look at the pics. He's such a party pooper.

  22. Kris says:

    Richelle: “Ya know, your brother keeps acting horrified about all these things and yet he keeps asking you what you're writing about. Methinks maybe he's a little more interested in all this stuff than he wants to let on. :P”

    I'll tell him you said so. I'll report back. Naturally. 😉

    When I see pirate shirts all I think about is that episode of Seinfeld. The suggestion will get a similar response from the BB. Trust me on this.

    That site is hilarious, btw. Thanks for the linkage. It will be a daily treat.

    Chris: Could be. 🙂

    Val: I know. Insta-classic. *hehehe*

  23. Kris says:

    Jen & Tam: Ditto.

    Janna: “I wish I had a baby brother to have this rofl moments with!”

    I do loan him out as a virtual sibling. Just ask Cecile. His response to her menage question was certainly interesting…

  24. Torquere did a Sounds Toybox. Naomi and I put in a Nick & Torturo story…

    I learned way too much doing that, so I can feel for your brother. Send him to Xtube sometime.

  25. Kris says:

    Angelia: Nick & Torturo used sounds?? Dear. God. *must keep mind blank, must keep mind blank*

    If I sent the BB to xtube I get the feeling he would never speak to me again. Hmmm… I'll just put it on when he's over here… *hehehe*

  26. nichem says:

    “I'll tell him you said so. I'll report back. Naturally. ;)”

    Yes, let me know what he says. Tell him I was a psychology major so I know these things. 😀

    And, lol, that shirt does look like the poofy shirt from Seinfeld. That site cracks me up. I LOL'd at the most recent post about The Village People too.

  27. Kris says:

    *writes down and underlines psychology major*

    The Village People post was great. I also loved the unicorn one. Hee-larious. *g*

  28. Cecile says:

    But you love me smutty you!!!

    And fyi… I am still researching, lol!

  29. Sean Kennedy says:

    *shudders* There's NOTHING going up my wee wee hole.

  30. ohmygodicantf*ckingbelivethis.

    Seriously up the urethra..? And here I thought I was so “knowledgeable” when I learned what rimming was. I have much to learn.

  31. Cecile says:

    Hummm… now that I am at the Hussy Lair in private… I had time to check out the toy in question…. oh what a toy Hummm……

    TBB… you sure you don't wanna play!!! Hee heee!!! The site I found it at.. had other toys to go with it! Kinda like a smoreous borough of delightful items!

    Catbra is my word, roflmao!!!!

  32. Kris says:

    Cecile: I do. 🙂

    I have a feeling that the BB will be terrified at the thought of other toys that get attached/ go hand in cock with sounds… I'll be sure to mention it to him. *mwahahahaha!!*

    Sean: I'd say that you were a scaredy cat, but I'm pretty sure that I'd be with you on this one, Sean.

    KC: You have come to the right place to learn, grasshopper. The theory, that is. The reality is something else entirely…

  33. Cecile says:

    Kris… maawwwwhhaaa!
    Well you know… We can always “butter” up BB to the idea. You know, “warm” him up…

    I knew you had a soft spot for my hussy self, lol!

  34. Kris says:

    Cecile: I'll let someone else do the buttering cos that sounds a little bit icky to me.

    “I knew you had a soft spot for my hussy self, lol!”

    Just a little crush. 😉

  35. Cecile says:

    Well you warm… then ship him my way.. and i'll butter… *wicked glean in eyes!!!

    little huh… *evil grin*

  36. Kris says:

    Okay!

    “little huh… *evil grin*”

    Just a wee one. ;D

  37. orannia says:

    ROFLOL!

    Actually, I shouldn't laugh, because until I read Sean Michael's Bent I didn't know what a sound was…apart from the more obvious definition of course 🙂 Can't quite link pleasure to them though…but I guess it's a matter of degrees?

  38. Kris says:

    Degrees, Orannia? Or volumes? 😉

  39. Tam says:

    I need to become known as “the girl who will send him cookies if he reviews Black Wade on your site.” THAT's motivation.

  40. *g* thanks for willing to loan him as a virtual sibling! I wonder what he thinks of being shared like that 😉

  41. Kris says:

    Tam: I'll remind him. LOL.

    Janna: He thinks it's hilarious. The BB and I have very similar sense of humour. 🙂

  42. *grin* let's see if he still thinks so after I'm done with him 😉

  43. Cecile says:

    Hey wait a minute… he has to come to me first *pouts hands on hips and stomps foot*

  44. Kris says:

    *tsk, tsk* Share, Cecile, share. There can never be enough people annoying the BB at any given time. 😉

  45. Cecile says:

    ***pouts… turns… slowly… to… a… evil… smile*** Okay!!!

  46. Kassa says:

    Your bb is fabulous.

    Oh and Nick and Torturo used a thorny rose as their sound. Fabulous story.

    You seriously should write a book with all the conversations you have with your bb.

  47. Kris says:

    Cecile: ;D

    Kassa: *shudders at thought of a thorned sound*

    My BB is awesome, isn't he. *g*

    “You seriously should write a book with all the conversations you have with your bb.”

    LOL. At some point, most of our conversations have a 'you know if anyone was listening to this they would think we're crazy' and a 'so' response in them. Hmmm. Maybe that would be a good title. 🙂

  48. They use a de-thorned rose, but Torturo is planning to use a thorned one for the show…

    We TRIED, but the editor nixed the idea of leaving the thorns on.

  49. Kris says:

    Angelia, I actually think I'm a little disappointed. LOL.

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