The Baby Brother: What’s your post about today?
The BB: What, like music? *confuzzled* What’s that got to do with gay stuff?
Me: *impatient* No. SOUNDS.
The BB: ???????
Me: You know. The sex toy.
Me: For the urethra.
The BB: *expression of dawning horror* You mean it goes up a guy’s wee wee hole?!
Me: Yeah. You wanna see pictures??
The look on his face.