mia watts is going down



Mia Watts thinks she’s up to the challenge of my awesome ‘choose your own m/m story’.

We’ll see…

How to play:

Step 1. Peeps choose different elements to be included in a story.

Step 2. After counting the votes, I let you know the results and…

Step 3. Hand it over to Mia, who has agreed to write the short story incorporating your choices in about 4 weeks time.

The story prompts:

1. the setting

a) locked in a church bell tower

b) a zoo after hours

c) the observation deck of the Starship Enterprise

d) a building earmarked for demolition

2. some background to one of the main protags

a) one is sucked in to doing a favour for a friend

b) one likes to hang out with his mother, much to her consternation

c) one has been organising the church social for the last 5 years

d) one is a twinky-sized bear (not the animal kind… well, I guess they could be defined has as ‘animals’… hell, I give up…)

3. another character/s

a) a philosophising, high-rise window washer

b) a lavender-haired matron in a twin set and pearls, who is constantly pinching butts

c) a ghost – and not the Caspar kind

d) a monkey who keeps stealing things

4. a conflict

a) one has a panic attack whenever he sees red M&Ms

b) one, who can’t do math, keeps on getting interrupted when counting the money in the donation box

c) they are arguing about the possibility of one of them getting skin implants

d) they find a man dead in a vat of ice cream

5. an object/phrase to be mentioned in the story somewhere

a) lutefisk

b) a split trouser seam revealling a pink, lace g-string

c) “Number One, you have the helm.”

d) a fly swatter

So…

Leave a comment with your choices or email me at krisngoodbooksATgmail.com. You have until midnight Sunday 28 March (Perth, Western Australia time).

Count down to being as mean to Mia as you want in… 3…. 2…. 1…

Go, go, GO!

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68 Responses to mia watts is going down

  1. Unknown's avatar nichem says:

    I'll go with:

    1. b) zoo
    2. b) hang out with mom
    3. b) lavender-haired matron
    4. a) panic attacks
    5. b) split trouser seam

    Good luck, Mia!

  2. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    “Lover Unhinged,”

    Holy crap Wren. You made me laugh out loud in my office.

  3. Tam – Thank you. Sweeter words were never spoken.

    *supremely happy dolphin smile of joy*

  4. Unknown's avatar Jaime Samms says:

    d, a, d, a, b

    Because none of them have anyting to do with each other, and that just makes it more fun 🙂

    I can't wait to see how you do, Mia. I had a great time. And it barely even left a scar…

  5. A
    A
    B
    A
    B

    My brian iz tired now..

    E.H>

  6. Unknown's avatar Mia Watts says:

    The best part about this is I keep seeing messages in my inbox that Mia Watts is going down.

    And all I can think is, when's it gonna be my turn? I've been going down ALL DAY. My lips burn.

    Wren… I see your mockery and raise it one! (wait. I think that came out wrong)

  7. Unknown's avatar Mia Watts says:

    @EH. Poor, poor Brian. Has he been going down all day too?

  8. Wait…wha….mockery? Which mockery would that be?

    I am always sincere. Even when I'm lying.

    veri word: boxyzami. Doesn't that sound like a magic word? Like abracadabra but not really? *wavesmagicwand* Boxyzami! You are now young and beautiful!

  9. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Bozyzami! Shazam! Abracadabra!

    Yes. I like it.

    Oh, my veri is repsyles. Like reptiles, but more sibilant.

  10. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Boxyzami sounds more origami out of boxes to me. Most likely condom boxes in this case given that Mia's attempting to set a new world record.

    Mia, my knees and jaw are aching in sympathy, hun.

  11. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Jaime: “And it barely even left a scar…”

    Damn. I really am losing my touch. *poutmope*

  12. Unknown's avatar JenB says:

    1 B
    2 C
    3 D
    4 D
    5 B

    And I'm not even gonna look up skin implant. O_o

  13. Unknown's avatar JenB says:

    OMG I just looked it up.

    I hate myself now. But I hate you more.

  14. Unknown's avatar Jaime Samms says:

    Jaime: “And it barely even left a scar…”

    Damn. I really am losing my touch. *poutmope*

    Don't be sad, Kris. It's tough to hurt me when I'm a masochist when it comes to all things writing 😀

  15. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    JenB: Har. Har. Made you look. 😛

    Jaime: Phew. I'm so relieved that it's not me, but you. 😉

  16. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    1. c
    2. b
    3. a
    4. a
    5. b
    suzi.

  17. Unknown's avatar Jaime Samms says:

    Jaime: Phew. I'm so relieved that it's not me, but you. 😉

    Yes, Kris. It's not you, it's me ;P

    I fnd it odd you don't have volunteers lining up for this challenge, but I'm odd that way…

  18. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Jaime: All true. It's definitely you, authors are weird not to be contacting me about this awesome challenge and, yes, you're odd.

    Kiss, kiss.

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