maybe it’s me, but…

And with only a few frames the self-lubricating rosebud trope of yaoi is thoroughly destroyed.

Oh, the humanity!

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30 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. About damn time if you ask me – That crap was freaking me out…


  2. Ingrid says:

    Oh no!! How awful 😦

    Anyway maybe some pictures to cheer us up again? Yaoi related of course.

  3. Tam says:

    I though I may have run across it in the last yaoi novel I read but then I proceeded to convince myself that I misread and he meant he was wet “in front” and refused to go back and reread because my way makes my brain hurt less. Later reference was made to slick coated fingers which I choose to believe means lube of some type.

  4. Tam says:

    Oh my Ingrid. You're so good to us. 🙂

  5. Ingrid says:

    It's Kris her fault. She had this pic post a few days ago and I went clicking from tumblr blog to tumblr log to ..

    I read some yaoi with lube but they are rare, very rare

  6. Chris says:

    If I have run across it, I've managed to block it from my mind.

  7. Yaoi virgin here! *gulp* That link, Ingrid! Oh my! *crawling back under my rock*

  8. Kris says:

    EH: *snort* And how long have you been reading yaoi regardless? 😛

    Ingrid: Yes! It sets an unnatural precedent.

    And that's soooo not my fault. That was Sarah posting a pic from that site on her tumblr. Let's face it though we're not THAT upset about it. 🙂

  9. Kris says:

    Tam: “… because my way makes my brain hurt less…”

    You know I just had a thought… maybe it's not a self-lubing rosebud, but self-lubing fingers! That would actually explain so much.

    Chris: I'm assuming that you're talking about managing to block the whole using RL lube out of your mind because it's just so wrong. 😛

  10. Kris says:

    Janna: You're a yaoi virgin? How did I not know this?? We need to send you some yaoi STAT! Especially since you liked Ingrid's link so much. LOL.

  11. *snort* I don't need another addiction! Srsly, I don't. *sigh*

  12. Kris says:

    *rubs hands together in glee*

    This is gonna be fun!

  13. Tracy says:

    LOL How will we go on?

  14. jitterbug says:

    What actually happens is that sometimes a uke is kind of “defective” and needs lube. It's a rare, mysterious condition ;).

    Thanks Ingrid for the link!

  15. jitterbug says:

    Poor Uke. No Seme whispering to his ear “you're already so wet for me”…

    It's so sad, really.

  16. Kris says:

    Tracy: Eggszackery. There are some things that you just shouldn't mess with.

    Janna: It will be fun I tell you! *skipping off to look at the yaoi swap list*

    Sara: It's weird. No seme fucking the uke despite him screaming 'no, no, it hurts'. It's just wrong.

  17. What are you doing? You're not putting me on the swap list, are you? Kris? I tell you, I'll charge you for the rehab!!! Arghh!

  18. Kris says:

    *whistles innocently*

  19. Sean Kennedy says:

    If you eat too many fat-free chips you apparently get a self-lubricating anus. Even says so on the packet. Maybe they should market them to the yaoi kids.

  20. Thanks Ingrid I really needed another site to stalk ::adds to favs::

    @Sean are you serious? Fat Free chips *clears throat* causes well…you know,…that?! I'm throwing out all my fat Free chips – I have enough stress in my life w/o having to deal with that kind of crap (snicker)

    As usual Kris I clicked on your link at work and quickly had to log off when I saw rosebud, I'm getting odd looks from IT, you think he thought you were blogging about flowers?

  21. Kris says:

    Sean: Really?? Good to know. Maybe I'll conduct a survey at yaoi con. I'me sure Tam would be up for helping me do that. 🙂

    KC: “Thanks Ingrid I really needed another site to stalk ::adds to favs::”


    “… you think he thought you were blogging about flowers?”

    I'm positive he would have, although the self-lubricating thing might have made him a bit perplexed.

  22. Chris says:

    Poor Tam – what she's missing by being out of town on business…

  23. Kris says:

    Missing out, my arse! *O_o*

    She's in the friggin' honeymoon suite!

  24. Chris says:

    Not seriously?!?? Hmph. Why didn't she take us along?! The nerve. Hmph.

  25. Kris says:

    I know! She's having hot tubs, lounging around on love seats whilst twirling the yellow rose she got on her pillow and stuffs. Unbelievable! Hmpf!

  26. orannia says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life will never be the same now…realism? In yaoi?

  27. Kris says:

    I had a little tear in my eye, Orannia, when I saw this total destruction of yaoi. Life will never be the same.

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