maybe it’s me, but…



And with only a few frames the self-lubricating rosebud trope of yaoi is thoroughly destroyed.

Oh, the humanity!
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30 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. About damn time if you ask me – That crap was freaking me out…

    E.H>

  2. Unknown's avatar Ingrid says:

    Oh no!! How awful 😦

    Anyway maybe some pictures to cheer us up again? Yaoi related of course.
    http://yaoiandflesh.tumblr.com/

  3. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    I though I may have run across it in the last yaoi novel I read but then I proceeded to convince myself that I misread and he meant he was wet “in front” and refused to go back and reread because my way makes my brain hurt less. Later reference was made to slick coated fingers which I choose to believe means lube of some type.

  4. Unknown's avatar Tam says:

    Oh my Ingrid. You're so good to us. 🙂

  5. Unknown's avatar Ingrid says:

    It's Kris her fault. She had this pic post a few days ago and I went clicking from tumblr blog to tumblr log to ..

    I read some yaoi with lube but they are rare, very rare

  6. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    If I have run across it, I've managed to block it from my mind.

  7. Yaoi virgin here! *gulp* That link, Ingrid! Oh my! *crawling back under my rock*

  8. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    EH: *snort* And how long have you been reading yaoi regardless? 😛

    Ingrid: Yes! It sets an unnatural precedent.

    And that's soooo not my fault. That was Sarah posting a pic from that site on her tumblr. Let's face it though we're not THAT upset about it. 🙂

  9. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Tam: “… because my way makes my brain hurt less…”

    You know I just had a thought… maybe it's not a self-lubing rosebud, but self-lubing fingers! That would actually explain so much.

    Chris: I'm assuming that you're talking about managing to block the whole using RL lube out of your mind because it's just so wrong. 😛

  10. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Janna: You're a yaoi virgin? How did I not know this?? We need to send you some yaoi STAT! Especially since you liked Ingrid's link so much. LOL.

  11. *snort* I don't need another addiction! Srsly, I don't. *sigh*

  12. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    *rubs hands together in glee*

    This is gonna be fun!

  13. Unknown's avatar Tracy says:

    LOL How will we go on?

  14. Unknown's avatar jitterbug says:

    What actually happens is that sometimes a uke is kind of “defective” and needs lube. It's a rare, mysterious condition ;).

    Thanks Ingrid for the link!

  15. Unknown's avatar jitterbug says:

    Poor Uke. No Seme whispering to his ear “you're already so wet for me”…

    It's so sad, really.

  16. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Tracy: Eggszackery. There are some things that you just shouldn't mess with.

    Janna: It will be fun I tell you! *skipping off to look at the yaoi swap list*

    Sara: It's weird. No seme fucking the uke despite him screaming 'no, no, it hurts'. It's just wrong.

  17. What are you doing? You're not putting me on the swap list, are you? Kris? I tell you, I'll charge you for the rehab!!! Arghh!

  18. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    *whistles innocently*

  19. Unknown's avatar Sean Kennedy says:

    If you eat too many fat-free chips you apparently get a self-lubricating anus. Even says so on the packet. Maybe they should market them to the yaoi kids.

  20. Thanks Ingrid I really needed another site to stalk ::adds to favs::

    @Sean are you serious? Fat Free chips *clears throat* causes well…you know,…that?! I'm throwing out all my fat Free chips – I have enough stress in my life w/o having to deal with that kind of crap (snicker)

    As usual Kris I clicked on your link at work and quickly had to log off when I saw rosebud, I'm getting odd looks from IT, you think he thought you were blogging about flowers?

  21. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Sean: Really?? Good to know. Maybe I'll conduct a survey at yaoi con. I'me sure Tam would be up for helping me do that. 🙂

    KC: “Thanks Ingrid I really needed another site to stalk ::adds to favs::”

    Perve.

    “… you think he thought you were blogging about flowers?”

    I'm positive he would have, although the self-lubricating thing might have made him a bit perplexed.

  22. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Poor Tam – what she's missing by being out of town on business…

  23. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    Missing out, my arse! *O_o*

    She's in the friggin' honeymoon suite!

  24. Unknown's avatar Chris says:

    Not seriously?!?? Hmph. Why didn't she take us along?! The nerve. Hmph.

  25. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    I know! She's having hot tubs, lounging around on love seats whilst twirling the yellow rose she got on her pillow and stuffs. Unbelievable! Hmpf!

  26. Unknown's avatar orannia says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life will never be the same now…realism? In yaoi?

  27. Unknown's avatar Kris says:

    I had a little tear in my eye, Orannia, when I saw this total destruction of yaoi. Life will never be the same.

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