maybe it’s me, but…


Killer cows! They’re big! They’re angry! They smell bad! They’re coming!

The only thing standing in their way is a lonely 14-year-old, whether he’s ready or not…

Randy Meyer is the new kid in Satus Creek, a tiny farm town where nothing ever happens, and his days are filled with tedium. Then one summer afternoon, a meteor crashes nearby. It’s just the first in a series of events that will not only change his life, but threaten the entire planet. Soon after, vicious cows are on the rampage all over the country, and they’re not of this Earth!

Armed with a newly-discovered flying saucer he doesn’t know how to fly, and a misfit group of new friends he doesn’t entirely trust, Randy is forced to grow up fast if he’s going to make decisions that will not only help him fit-in with his new peers, but save the world from a fate worse than death!

My inner teenage boy is begging me to get this.

God, he can be annoying sometimes.

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40 Responses to maybe it’s me, but…

  1. Tam says:

    LOL I want that chittering ferret shifter BDSM thing. We all have our Achilles heels. Seems wacky shifters is mine. Were-kanga anyone?

  2. What on earth….

    Is it sad that I kind of want to read this one?

    P.S. In the US there is this horrible horror movie called Killer Clowns from Outer Space, this book sort of reminds me of that O_o

  3. Chris says:

    I think Kris wants the were-ferret book, too… 😉

  4. Matthew says:

    Wait a sec… Are you trying to say this is a REAL book???

  5. Please let your inner teenage boy read this and write up a review for us!

  6. nichem says:

    What Wren said. I'd love to see your review of this. If it's good, I can get it for my teenage son. 😀

    Also, what's the were-ferret book? Somehow I've missed that one.

  7. K. Z. Snow says:

    Your inner teenage boy is a bad flippin' influence, because now my inner and outer Wisconsinite wants to read it too. (You might not understand this, Kris, being from a semi-alien part of the planet and all, but cows are da bomb around here.)

  8. Chris says:

    From Changeling Press:

    “Mika walked in like a predator. I am ferret, hear me chitter. Yeah. Big (little) man on the prowl for some… something. Okay, someone. But no one in particular. Damn it, he was mucking it up already and he hadn't even made it to the club.”

  9. Tam says:

    I am totally buying that ferret book. The cow, not so much. I'll leave that for KZ and Kris.

  10. Chris says:

    Of course, all the hits and interest in the ferret book's going to convince CP that they have a RUNAWAY HIT on their hands, and they'll put out a non-satirical ferret book… 😉

  11. I though for sure it was a spoof! Ala – my premiere blog post (which no one believed for a second – HA!)

  12. Sweet says:

    P.S. In the US there is this horrible horror movie called Killer Clowns from Outer Space, this book sort of reminds me of that O_o

    LOL, LOVE that movie, It's a Classic. I love how the killer clowns use their cotton candy guns to trap and kill. It's awesome !!!!!!!!

    I think we all have a inner 12 yr old that thinks this kind of stuff rocks 🙂

  13. Jenre says:

    Review, please!

    The cover is particularly effective. Love those green 'mad cow' eyes.

  14. Ingrid says:

    You can sent that cover of to Wave for her cover contest immediately.

  15. Kris says:

    Tam: Werekangas rock. Nuff said.

    Chris is right – I want that wereferret story too. LOL.

    KC: “Is it sad that I kind of want to read this one?”

    Hey, speak for yourself! I want to read this too. Damn inner teenage boy.

    Chris: Reads me like a book. 😉

    “… and they'll put out a non-satirical ferret book…”

    Good God. Let's hope not.

  16. Lea says:

    ROFL.. You crack me up Kris..

    And Chris? Were-ferrets? ROFL!

    I too will look forward to reviews. LOL

  17. Kris says:

    Matthew: Yep. It caught my eye cos it was on the best seller list at ARe and then the inner teenage boy read the blurb…

    Wren: I think I'm going to have to. I'm not going to be able to resist for much longer.

    Richelle: “If it's good, I can get it for my teenage son.”

    That should be an interesting conversation: 'My bloggy friend who reads gay romance recommended this book for you, son.' I'm sure he'll be thrilled. LOL.

  18. Kris says:

    KZ: Cows are da bomb here too. I'm totally with you. *g*

    *dreams of some places where she'd like to see killer alien cows go on a rampage… like state parliament…*

    Now I feel too good to take offense at your implication that I come from a 'semi-alien part of the planet'.

    Miranda: I can't believe you all thought it was a spook. Seriously would I lie to you. *bats eyelashes*

    I think you should have said that when he comes it makes the chick feel like 'she's been struck by lightning'. I could seriously run with this topic. Must. Stop.

    Sweet: I so need to see if I can find this movie. I love cheesy horror flicks.

    “I think we all have a inner 12 yr old that thinks this kind of stuff rocks :)”

    True that. Some of 'em are just louder than others. 😉

  19. Kris says:

    Jenre: Dammit. Stop tempting the inner teenager. He's all 'See. Jen said I could get it.' It's annoying.

    I lover the killer cow eyes. Their awesome. LOL.

    Ingrid: How can you not love this cover. The cow's eyes glow and he has weird things in his ears. It's terrific.

    Lea: This is serious stuff, Lea. The inner teenager and I are now locked in a battle to the death. I. Will. Not. Cave.

  20. Chris says:

    Kris: Have you seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

  21. @Sweet Dear God I'm not the only one who has seen Killer Clowns O_O – I love the popcorn that turns into monsters & the cotton candy cocoons

  22. K. Z. Snow says:

    Oh, and what about that book with the cow-uttered female on the cover? I know I saw it in one of Wave's competitions.

  23. Kris says:

    Chris: Only bits of it.

    KC: A soul mate!

    KZ: Yeah, but that cover was seriously whacked. Titty over kill.

  24. Lily says:

    Interesting but I'll leave it to you. Read it, enjoy it and please please please review it! 🙂

  25. KJ, Kris' inner teenage boy says:

    Neener, neener, neener.

  26. Chris says:

    Hmm. Does your inner teen boy wear mesh?

  27. Kris says:

    He's a teenager, Chris! I think you're reading way too much yaoi.

  28. Chris says:

    Um, Kris? Do you KNOW any teenagers?

  29. Especially teenagers who go for the goth look.

  30. Kris says:

    That's not the point! The point is THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PERVE ON MY INNER TEENAGE BOY!!

    That's just fucking wrong.

  31. Chris says:

    Sweetie, if he's YOUR inner teenage boy, he's already pervy.

  32. *nods enthusiastically in agreement*

  33. Kris says:


    Good point.

  34. Tracy says:

    lol sounds hilarious!

  35. Kris says:

    Tracy: Does, doesn't it. *g*


  36. Sarah says:

    Killer cows? O-o

    I'd suggest Black Sheep (check it out at imdb) for your inner 14 yr old. 😀

  37. Kris says:

    Sarah: I knew that there was something done locally that this book reminded me of! Black Sheep! I've only seen bits of it. I must rent it out so that I can watch it in it's entirety. Thanks for the prompt!

  38. orannia says:

    See, if you want scary farm animal then you need to watch…Black Sheep:

  39. Kris says:

    LOL. That's exactly what Sarah said, Orannia. Now, I could say something about Kiwis and their obsession with sheep, but I won't. I'm feeling nice today. 😛

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