maybe it’s me, but… (nsfw)



Do mine eyes deceiveth me?

A condom! Who’da thunk it.

Tam will be made delirious with joy over this miracle of miracles.
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44 Responses to maybe it’s me, but… (nsfw)

  1. LOL!

    I just never know what I'll find when I click on your blog Kris – one thing I can be sure of, DO NOT OPEN YOUR BLOG WHEN GRANDMA IS VISITING!

    Ooops!

    *frantically clicking*

    :O)

    MsM

  2. Tam says:

    Woohoo, go skinny yaoi boys. Play safe. LOL

    I watched some on-line yaoi and they boys found one of the girls had a condom and were teasing her and wouldn't let her have it back. It was supposedly a good luck charm for the girls. (huh?) However in that one they never got beyond kissing so I'm not sure if the guys would have used it or not. Not likely.

  3. lisabea says:

    I thought he was eating a chocolate.

  4. Val says:

    I'm with Lisabea. It looks like a Starlite mint!

  5. Are you sure – I thought it was against the 10th comamndement or something,

    Commandment10.25: Do not use/have or mention the item in question….

    E.H>

  6. Lori says:

    Awwww, look at you with your NSFW label 🙂 thanks hon!

    And I admit, I wouldn't have pegged that for a condom without your help.

  7. Ingrid says:

    It shows that miracles do happen

  8. He's been hungry so he bites into a condom.

  9. Jambrea says:

    Sooo….you don't usually see condoms in yaoi?

  10. JenB says:

    Nah, that's an After Eight.

  11. Tam says:

    Jambrea: Rarely. Nor lube. Occasionally the magical self-lubing asshole. Lube more often than condoms, you may get a vague reference to “slick fingers” in a novel but not usually in a manga. Dry and bareback baby. Ouch.

  12. Kris says:

    MsM: Does that mean I should do a 'nsfworgrannyvisits', MsM? LOL.

    Tam: I knew you would be excited. *g*

    A good luck charm? As in, carry one around and you might get lucky? Weird.

    Lisabea: Sweetie that is an 'I'm hungry for sex' face, not an 'I'm hungry for chocolate' face.

  13. Kris says:

    Val: Why would he be opening up a mint at a time of intense anticipation I ask you? Geezus.

    Chris: I know! Shocking!

    EH: That's what I thought too. Do you think they've put their immortal souls in jeopardy or sumpin??

  14. Kris says:

    Lori! I remembered! *This time.* *beams*

    “And I admit, I wouldn't have pegged that for a condom without your help.”

    But there are nekkid boys having sex… legs up and everything…

    Ingrid: *nods* We should all go out and buy lottery tickets.

    Katiebabs chook: What is the matter with all of you?! He's being sexy, not hungry. Bloody hell.

  15. KT Grant says:

    Hmm sweet rubbery condom goodness…

  16. Kris says:

    Jambrea: What Tam said. It always shocks the hell out of you when you actually come across rubbers or lube in yaoi. A classic double take moment.

    JenB: What. The. Hell. You're all obsessed with chocolate.

    Tell me the truth… have you all got your periods or what?

  17. Kris says:

    Katiebabs chook: “Hmm sweet rubbery condom goodness… “

    Okay. You've been writing too much and need to go eat something. SNAP OUT OF IT!

  18. KT Grant says:

    chocolate rain…

    yeah, I'm disturbed.

  19. Chris says:

    Also, I might have sent our poor “KT” to a number of, um, educational websites yesterday… 😀

  20. KT Grant says:

    Chris showed me the wonders of man foam and pictures that made me go ouch.

    Yup, very professional author type stuff on my end. All for the research I must do on my next book.

  21. Kris says:

    Oh, dear God…

  22. hdsmith says:

    Really…that so looked like a time out for a telephone call when I first saw it.

    veri – fashe, supporter of the fashionistas

  23. Kris says:

    *ignoring Chris*

    Heidi: A time out for a phone call??? What is wrong with you people?! Where's all your perve gone?

  24. Hmm white foam and chocolate.

    You know I blame you KSC for my pervy ways.

  25. Kris says:

    Nice try, Katiebabs chook.

  26. Tracy says:

    This must not have had the self-lubing asshole that Tam had sent me. Too bad – those awful, horrible, get-in-the way condoms. lol Just kidding – I'm usually wondering where they are!

    Have I said you da bomb lately? Well, you are.

  27. Kris says:

    Tracy: Apparently the self-lubing arsehole is a particular gift one has and can't be acquired.

    “Have I said you da bomb lately? Well, you are.”

    Confirmation is always good. Thanks Tracy.

  28. JenB says:

    The fact that those pictures made so many of us immediately think of chocolate might be the most disturbing thing of all.

    “Those boys are about to have buttsecks.”

    “Hey! Chocolate! NOM!”

    Just sayin'.

  29. Kris says:

    Filthy girl.

    Oh, and btw, I wasn't the one who thought of chocolate and specifically of after dinner mints.

    Just sayin'.

  30. orannia says:

    *faints*

    *wakes up* Did someone say photos with foam?

    *wembles off to work out what NSFW stands for*

  31. orannia says:

    And now I know 🙂 I learn so many interesting things here *grin*

  32. Tracy says:

    Ah – too bad about the self-lubing ass. I thought maybe it was like a thing you could acquire like…vampirism or werewolfism.

    You're welcome. 🙂

  33. Chris says:

    I think you need to write that book, Tracy.

  34. Kris says:

    Orannia: I thought you wrote 'wombles' and I had this image of two wombles having se- erm, never mind.

    Tracy: If you could acquire the self-lubing arse like that, one wonders HOW exactly you would? Something to think about for your story.

  35. Just to show how bad my eyes are, I thought he was on a cell phone. lol. I thought “Hmm, that's random.” heh

  36. Kris says:

    Bridget: *snort* If we see a phone come out in a condom design, I'm blaming you. 🙂

  37. orannia says:

    I thought you wrote 'wombles' and I had this image of two wombles having se- erm, never mind.

    *attempts to scratch that image out of head*

  38. Kris says:

    What the hell is the yaoi world coming too?! Next a flock of flying pigs will go past my house!

  39. Chris says:

    I'd not like to be outside when that happens, Kris… Doesn't Pink Floyd sing something about taking shelter from pigs on the wing?

  40. Kris says:

    *snort* You would have to. Can you imagine the damage they could do? Although, granted, an insta source of fertiliser.

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