encounters with my baby brother: 7

The Baby Brother dropped in for breakfast the other morning and this was how the first part of our conversation went~

The BB: Here, I brought you some pastries for break-… *glances at computer monitor* Fucking turn that off. It’s too early for me to be trying to ignore you looking at that shit.

Me: What do you mean?

The BB: Those pictures.

Me: But these aren’t gay boy pictures. Look, see this one is a guy by himself…

The BB: Yeah, but what about that one?? *gestures with his head* It’s poo.

Me: Mate, that’s a girl with a guy. Not two boys together.

The BB: It is not.

Me: *points out girl hands and curves*

The BB: See, what you have done to me. I can’t even fucking tell the difference anymore.

*acknowledges standing ovation*

And, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

My work here is done.

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44 Responses to encounters with my baby brother: 7

  1. Chris says:

    Bravo! Bravo!!!

  2. You have the equivalent of Jedi mind skills. πŸ˜€

    “There is no penis”

  3. Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

  4. Hahaha – that's awesome!!!

    (BTW, it's never too early to be looking at that shit)

  5. LMAO!!!!!!!! Love it! LOL!!



  6. Matthew says:

    Is there anything you CAN'T do?
    Just curious.

  7. Juniper says:

    Kris – that poor wee innocent! Just read your other encounters with BB – thank god for excellent pelvic floor control! Sounds, fisting – you are a wicked, wicked big sis (bloody fantastic).

  8. Tam says:

    Poor baby. One morning he's going to wake up after a night out at the bars and find himself in bed with Stephen instead of Stephani. He better be careful. LOL

  9. Ahhh the corruption of our siblings. It is a wondrous and tedious pastime.

  10. Val says:

    Too, too funny! Your brother's the best! I wish I could get this kind of priceless comic relief out of my family members, ha, ha!

  11. ElaineG says:


    You So totally rock, I am in awe of your skills!

  12. Ingrid says:

    You go girl! It is never too early to watch pretty pics.

  13. HAHAHAHAH!! doesnt lil bro know its NEVAH too early to be looking at that shit.

    Love this post, it gave me a giggle =)

  14. ROFL! BB must start feeling very insecure in his heterosexuality when he can't keep them apart anymore. πŸ˜‰

  15. Jenre says:

    Your poor, poor bro. What I want to know is where are the little anecdotes about all the times HE manages to get one over on YOU, huh?

    I'm sure there are lots of those you aren't telling us about :).

  16. Jambrea says:

    ROFLMAO!!! That is too funny!

  17. JenB says:

    Wait…the pic in the post?

    Shit, I can't tell either. Is that really a girl?

    I guess it doesn't matter…hot either way.

  18. Mumma J says:

    He he he…

    No wonder he won't answer my phone calls!!!

    I'm starting to wonder if I should be sympathetic…

    MMMMmmmmmm naaaaahhhhh!

  19. Kris says:

    Chris: Thank you! Thank you!

    Jase: Ok, I went looking for a quote about the Force that I could change into something smart arse and came across this…

    “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us.”

    O_o Tell me that doesn't sound like I think it sounds.

    Wren: “Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.”

    Yeah, yeah.

    Patti: You would think a boy would understand that it's never too early to look at pron. I think I might have damaged his natural inclinations with all the gay pron. He's such a wuss.

    MsM: It's times like these that I love being a big sister. *g*

  20. Kris says:

    Matthew: Well, I can't pee standing up… yet. πŸ˜€

    Juni: “you are a wicked, wicked big sis”

    I know. You'd think I'd be more ashamed of myself wouldn't you. πŸ˜‰

    Tam: I'll tell him you said that. He'll be thrilled.

    *note to self: remember to write down his reaction*

    Miranda: I haven't go to the tedious stage. Given that I've been picking on him for 34 years without any sign of it getting old, I doubt I ever will. *g*

    Val: The thing is I don't think that my BB appreciates the fact that he is the comic relief. LOL.

  21. Kris says:

    Elaine: “You So totally rock”

    *blushes* I know.

    Ingrid: “It is never too early to watch pretty pics.”

    That's what I said to him! He can be such a prude sometimes. 😦

    Sparklybearsy: It's a sad state of affairs when an older sister has to tell her BB about appropriate times – ie ALL the time – to look at pron. What the heck is the world coming to I ask you!

    Janna: “BB must start feeling very insecure in his heterosexuality when he can't keep them apart anymore.”

    An interesting thought, yes. ;p BTW, it was your site I was looking at. I offered to show him one of your Friday posts, but he declined. *hehehe*

    Jenre: “What I want to know is where are the little anecdotes about all the times HE manages to get one over on YOU, huh?”

    *sniff* I don't know what you're talking about.

  22. Kris says:

    Jambrea: I live to make my BB's life a misery for the purposes of entertaining you all. πŸ˜›

    Jen: Yep, it was that pic. Yep, that's a girl. And, yep, it's hot.

    Mumma: I promise I won't let him know that you think it's funny too.


  23. I like that no one mentioned you were looking at naughty pictures so early in the morning LMAO! My kind of girl πŸ˜‰

  24. Kris says:

    KC: LOL. Not even the Mumma mentioned it. I guess everyone knows me too well. πŸ˜‰

  25. nichem says:

    LOL! Aww, poor baby bro. You've got him so confuzled.

    You should let him do a guest post one day. πŸ˜›

  26. Emilie says:

    I'm sure the folks are wondering about the screams of laughter coming from upstairs. Thanks to you (and baby brother) for giving me so much entertainment.

  27. Twimom227 says:

    LOL! That is awesome!

  28. Kris says:

    Richelle: Tam and I tried to get him to do a review of Black Wade, but he refused. For some unknown reason that's his same answer whenever the possibility is raised.

    The wimp.

    Emilie: Welcome! You can always use the Aussie thing as an excuse for me. I do it all the time. πŸ˜›

    Twimom227: Picking on the BB just never get old. *g*

  29. *snicker* I don't understand why he wouldn't want to see one of my Friday posts! They're all about love and happiness. πŸ˜€

  30. Nikyta says:

    Omg, I love this. My boss has been looking at me funny ever since I bursted out laughing. hahaha

  31. Just like it's never too early for pizza, it's never too early for nummy pics.

  32. Rose says:

    Hello, I've been lurking for a while and I have to say you never fail to make me laugh. Really, really entertaining. So thanks for making my day a little brighter.

  33. Evil sister – you'll get yours…

    You'll definately get yours..


  34. Kris says:

    Janna: Exactly! πŸ˜›

    Nikyta: Lucky your boss didn't come and have a look at what you were laughing at otherwise you might have got into BIG trouble. πŸ˜‰

    Stephani: “Just like it's never too early for pizza, it's never too early for nummy pics.”

    Will you marry me?

  35. Kris says:

    Rose: Hi there, sweet. πŸ™‚ I'm glad that I make you smile.

    BTW, you know that you've also given me a legitimate reason for picking on my BB, right. Not that I needed one, but still… thanks! *goes off whistling*

    EH: “Evil sister – you'll get yours…

    You'll definately get yours..”

    Oh, I'm sooo scared.

  36. Eyre says:

    Kris, I am awed by your super powers. Please give us all a warning when you decide to take over the world.

  37. Kris says:

    Eyre: A warning?? Now where's the fun in that. πŸ˜›

  38. Kris, Kris, Kris…you are the awesome. Heh

  39. Cecile says:

    you wicked wicked woman you…. and was that a proposal in there somewhere… **pouts in the corner**

    Goes off to look at more nommie pictures…

    Okay BB… porn is okay to look at anytime of the day/night. I am a equal right person… My time is equal in all things, lmbo!! m/m, f/f m/f/m you get the idea…. Equality is right… you never want to make any one feel left out!!!!!!!

  40. Kris says:

    Bridget, thank you. Confirmation is always good. ;P

    Cecile: LOL. I'll tell the BB you said so, Cecile… especially as I know it will make him shake his head at the kind of friends I've made online. *hehehe*

  41. Cecile says:

    Yeah Kris… then he will see that the world is in all sorts of flavor hee hee!!!!!

    Okay.. those that are comfy in admitting such things… WE love *cough* porn any time day or night!

  42. Kris says:

    Cecile: In my conversation with the BB, I'll remember to cough at the appropriate moment too. πŸ˜‰

  43. orannia says:

    ROFLOL! I am sure he still has a way to go though πŸ™‚

  44. Kris says:

    Orannia: I think he'd be hoping that he didn't. LOL.

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