So, I read this m/m romance the other day – shocker, I know – and was right in the middle of a BJ scene – well, the characters were, not me – when all of a sudden the BJer spat out the BJee’s cock…
‘Spat out his cock’??
Is he a little kid who doesn’t like what’s in his mouth? Or did he just bite the whole thing off or something?
Weird.
Kris + Books = Good. *Sometimes*. 
*breaks out the brain bleach again*
LMAO!!! How funny! Now I'll be giggling at random times and getting weird looks… that's hysterical.
I seem to be reading that a lot these days and now I won't be able to gloss over it without it registering because I'll be too busy trying not to laugh or look really puzzled as I try to figure out the mechanics. Thank you for that Kris š
Now that you mention it, I have read that phrase before but of course now you've put an image in my head that I can never get out. Thanks, thanks for that.
*passes the brain bleach to Tam*
Dear Lord! I've never thought of that phrase quite that way. Now, when I read that, I'm going to think of a baby spitting his peas and carrots all over the person feeding him. That image is going to be stuck in my head forever. So not sexy.
OH man the comments are half the fun.. This is hilarious! Well…. I think I will take that bleach Chris..
Hope you had a great weekend honey! Hugs to you..
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Try that again…
This goes on this list, along with “his cock exploded” under the heading 'ill advised phrases to use during sex scenes'.
Maybe he found something/someone better to put in his mouth. im sure id dump most things if i saw chocolate to suck on Lol!
I'm still trying to figure out why the “spat out.” Do these characters take no pride in their work?
Chris: What do you mean again?? I've been pretty good… recently. š
Mariana: Just make sure that you share the joke with peeps when they ask you what you're laughing at. *grin*
Rose: Welcome! You can be sure that we here at Kris 'n' Good Books will do everything we can do to make sure that your m/m romance reading experience is the best it can be. š
This reminds me of an old, crude joke:
Q. What's the difference between “like” and “love”?
A. Spit or swallow
Tam: “Now that you mention it, I have read that phrase before but of course now you've put an image in my head that I can never get out. Thanks, thanks for that.”
Don't say I don't do anything for you, Tam! *beams*
Eyre: “I've never thought of that phrase quite that way.”
See. It's up to me to share my thoughts about these kinds of things. Srsly. Where would you be without me.
Cecile: (((HUGS))) Although I don't know why people keep using that brain bleach… unless… you thought about Lorena Bobbitt, didn't you. š¦
“Srsly. Where would you be without me.”
You're right, Kris. Without you, the world would be a much different place, probably not as frightening, but different.:)
Jenre: *snort* It sure does.
Sparklybearsy: So you think he got distracted by the next bright and shiny thing? Or in his case hard and throbbing? Could be. LOL.
Emilie: I think the context was the BJer spat out the BJee's cock to encourage him to fuck his mouth and cum or something like that. I'm sure it was meant to convey urgency and not someone spitting out something distasteful. One would hope so anyway.
Eyre: “You're right, Kris. Without you, the world would be a much different place, probably not as frightening, but different.:)”
You hit publish to soon, Eyre, because I'm positive you meant to type 'frighteningly awesome' otherwise your comment makes no sense.
Well…
Yeah, Kris, frighteningly awesome is what I meant. You just keep on thinking that.
LOL!
*hugs*
You've obviously had a great weekend & now are refreshed & raring to wreak more havoc on the World.
I remember reading that phrase recently, but moved on without thinking about it. Unsurpassed powers of observation. That's why I'm merely a minion & you're the magnificent commentator we know & fear.
Eyre: Don't be dissing my affirmation, Eyre. “I think I'm awesome therefore I am.”
Juni: “That's why I'm merely a minion & you're the magnificent commentator we know & fear.”
Kris, you are awesome! I am jealous of your awesomeness.
Eyre: See how my affirmation is working already. I bet you had no idea you were going to acknowledge my awesomeness so quickly.
I had a character do that. They were role-playing a scene of dubious consent and the guy doing the blowing decided he was done. So he bit the recipient and spat him out, then spat at his feet, and at the feet of their mutual lover who had pretended to pimp him out.
veri word: forec
Angelia:
O_O
Your character bit off the other guy's dick?!
*has a The World According To Garp moment*
I've read that phrase before and never thought anything about it. Now when I read it, not only will I think of a kid spitting something yucky out, but also a whole Lorena Bobbit scenario. So . . . thanks for that?
Richelle: It was entirely my pleasure. Trust me on this.
Heh…that word usage makes me think he bit off said cock and spat it out. *snicker* So wrong. š
My veri word is outfoa. Hmm. š
Bridget: It made my inner teenage boy snicker too. š
Not to say I haven't, but not THAT particular character.
Sam just nipped Billy, hard enough to make a point, and then emphatically demonstrated the BJ was over in Paying Forfeits.
Nick Harper, however…
Angelia: LOL. I have Nick's books in my tbr. I'll have something to look forward to then. š
It said that? Big lollipop! *snickers*
Orannia: *snort*