f%#k it friday

Yep, it’s time for me to get my rant on and then pretend to give a damn when everyone else does the same.

And what could have possibly upset the person who is usually such a bundle of friggin’ joy??


I hates ’em.

Swear to God; Tuesday was such complete and utter shit that I think I may have actually broken the record for the number of fuck’s used in one sentence.

Yeah. Unbelievable and awesome at the same time.

The day also made me pull out and revise an old World Domination Plan from the good-idea-but-perhaps-a-wee-bit-like-the-apocalypse pile, which would see the implementation of a biological agent killing all people who piss me off.

I’ve since decided that I can live with a population on Earth of about 100 just as long as they keep to their own fucking corners of the planet.

So, not that I really care or anything, but how’s your week been?

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44 Responses to f%#k it friday

  1. Cecile says:

    Izz luv u…… {{{{Hugs}}}}

    Yeah… well I will join in that world domination and especially put men in a freaking building and keep them there only for those times of utmost need…. UGH.. Men suck… really…. I think they are all bi-polar, multiple personality freaks…

    Okay… back to hugs…..

  2. Cecile says:

    Oh almost forgot… It is almost Friday….. More hugs…..

  3. Chris says:

    Ermm… *hides*

  4. They really annoying ones will just form colonies underground and plot revenge and sexual mutilation.

  5. Tracy says:

    Apparently better than yours. Sorry to hear it's been shit. However, congrats on the world record for the most amount of “fucks” in a sentence! Way to go.

    Also, how jealous am I that you actually have a good-idea-but-perhaps-a-wee-bit-like-the-apocalypse pile? I think I might need to start one. 🙂

  6. Val says:

    how's your week been?

    Oh, man, hectic … real hectic, and not in a fun way. I hear you, Kris. You and I have suffered together this past week. 🙂

  7. Jenre says:

    How's my week been?

    It's the school holidays.

    I have 4 kids.

    'nuff said.

    Hugs to you anyway, sweetie. I'll just put my sprogs on a plane to Perth then, shall I?

  8. Is it the $2£££7#7#7$$ people out in the boondocks that have upset you


    Is it probably too much country air…


  9. Emilie says:

    Well, you know I broke my ankle. I think I'm taking it pretty well, considering. It still hasn't been a fun week.

  10. Lily says:

    How's my week been?

    I've been sick with a cold and my daughter crashed my car. So pretty much it's sucked!!

    Hope yours gets better. Mine will continue to suck as I just dropped my car off at the repair shop and will have to pay a $500 deductible once they fix it. 😦

  11. Sorry your week's been shit. I'm back from vacation and sick (which sucks) but strangely enough it's all good.

    Hope things turn around for you!

  12. ElaineG says:

    Must be something in the air, cause my weeks is quickly turning into crap too…which will be capped with a crown of CAMPING ugh!

    The whole world domination plan to eliminate people that piss you off is a GOOD plan, can we add in STUPID people to that list too? I swear if I have another near-accident because some stupid teenager decides she would rather TALK ON THE PHONE than pay attention while DRIVING at 80 on the freeway? it'll be too soon!

  13. People suck! so id gladly stay to my part of the world, we could get together for wine Aprils =D

    Hope your weekend is better hun!!

  14. Kris says:

    Cecile: Men! I had a meeting the other day where I was the only girl and there were 5 men. I kept getting called sunshine… I'll take your hugs gladly. Nuff said.

    Chris: You wouldn't have to hide if you'd just rig one of your friggin' contests so that I could win for fucking once.

    Miranda: I thought of that and my plan has a contingency for it.

  15. Mar says:

    I fecking lov u…I really do. I would love to be included in those 100 people please, I promise to stay in my corner as long as I have my pron. See? I'm just that easy. xoxox

  16. Kris says:

    Tracy: Everyone should have plans for the apocalypse either 'what to do when' or 'how to begin one'. Needless to say that the latter is very therapeutic.

    Val: Why does life do that to us? It can be so mean sometimes. *sigh*

    Jenre: “I'll just put my sprogs on a plane to Perth then, shall I?”

    It depends… are you sending them to their deaths cos I gotta say the mood I'm in….

  17. nichem says:

    My week has been fine except for my car dying.

    Sorry your week has been shitty. *hugs*

  18. Kris says:

    EH: Har. Har. *mutter, mutter* It was the boonies peeps. I've decided that I'm allergic to them and should probably quit that job.

    If only. *sigh*

    Emilie: I think you've been amazing about your ankle. Must be all the Chrolli cookies you are getting from A that are keeping your spirits lifted. 🙂

    Lily: Oh, hun. (((hugs))) Get better soon and I hope your daughter has no lingering effects from the accident.

  19. K. Z. Snow says:

    Yikes, as much as I hate to admit it, I can relate to this.

    I think I need an intervention.

    Word Veri: dictora. Yep, some days, being the dictora of the world would suit me just fine.

  20. KT Grant says:

    Sooo tired from my jaunt in the Hawaii island wilderness.

    Didn't molest a cabana boy though 😦 *pout*

  21. Kris says:

    Patti: You're obviously sick if you're happy even though you've just come back from hols.

    Elaine: Camping??? *shudders* One of my worst nightmares.

    Oh, and stupid people driving are definitely on the list. Trust me on this.

    Sparklybearsy: Wine Aprils sounds like a plan to me. LOL.

    “Hope your weekend is better hun!!”

    Me too, but I fear it will be over run with work as a result of the week from hell. *sigh*

    You have a great weekend so I can live vicariously. 🙂

  22. Kris says:

    Mar: “I would love to be included in those 100 people please, I promise to stay in my corner as long as I have my pron.”

    As long as you share your cookies we're all good. *g* Smooches to you, my vegemite muffin.

    Richelle: And you car dying didn't bother you?

    Thanks for the hugs. I need all the ones I can get at the moment. Woe is me. 😛

  23. Kris says:

    KZ: “Yikes, as much as I hate to admit it, I can relate to this.”



    Katiebabs chook: It's probably a good thing that you didn't get arrested no matter how 'nice' it might have been to stay in Hawaii.

  24. Tracy says:

    Well I was having a good week until I sprained my back today. My fucking back? How is that even possible? Now I'm in a back brace for the next 14 days! Alright he did give me nice drugs. That ought to be interesting while trying to work! lol

  25. Chris says:

    Damn. Everyone's have a really, really crappy day! I hope things improve for all of us!

    (My two-shot migraine day today doesn't even really hit the radar compared to some of these…)

  26. Kris says:

    Tracy: You sprained your back today?! Poor you. 😦 Painkillers are good though. Take care of yourself, sweet.

    Chris: And you had a migraine?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! It's like the shittiness is catching or something.

  27. Chris says:

    Jase is having a crappy sick day, too – he's probably feeling too ucky to comment, though.

  28. Kris says:

    Chris: Oh, no. Poor Jase. 😦

  29. Chris says:

    I hope we weren't supposed to be cheering you up on this post, because if so, we get a FAIL…

  30. Kris says:

    Chris: *snort* Nah. It was because I needed to have a bitch so I thought I'd give others the op too. Who knew what my little pebble would start.

  31. nichem says:

    Well, yes, my car dying did bother me. But then I came here and read what other people were going through, and that didn't seem so bad anymore. And luckily it was just the battery, which got replaced this afternoon.

    Hope everybody has a better week next week!

  32. *bites nails* Do I make your 100 people cutoff?

    This week has been like the longest week in history. I'm pissed off 24/7 and all the sudden the smell of Chinese food make me want to hurl.

    My curse word of the week Mother F*cker.

  33. Kris says:

    Richelle: Phew re: your car.

    “Hope everybody has a better week next week!”

    Me too.

    KC: “Do I make your 100 people cutoff?”

    Maybe. 😛

    I hear you on it being the longest week ever. I've decided I'm gonna ring up the Mumma soon and ask her if she is up for a long, boozy Friday lunch. This week needs to be salvaged somehow asap.

  34. Tam says:

    Umm. I saw whales today. Yay me!

    But to put a spin on it, nothing annoys me more than hotels who lie to you. First I specifically phone a hotel to see if they have wireless internet. Why yes, we do. I get there and they tell me it doesn't work with Windows 7. WTF? When I complain I'm told it only started happening a couple of days ago. When I state I asked LAST NIGHT about the internet, I am promptly ignored until the little old Grandma who is also working the front desk helps me out by pointing me to Dunkin' Donuts. However we detoured to the laundromat where we sat in the parking lot using their free wireless like criminals.

    Then I book a hotel because it has laundry services. Yay. I need to do laundry. Oh, laundry means you give it to us before noon and we get it back to you by 6:00. Umm. No. Sigh. AND they charge me $10 each for wireless. Rip off! But at least it works so I have to drive to the laundromat tomorrow morning to do my laundry. Sigh.

    On the upside. I saw whales. 😀 And had a super dinner with my on-line friend John at the Cheesecake Factory and I don't have to eat for at least a month now.

  35. Kris says:

    Tam: Whales are awesome and make up for a lot. Do you have pics??

  36. And a happy Friday to you, my dear.

    *hugs* I feel your pain. I deal with more imbeciles on a daily basis than I think is healthy. Sadly, I don't have a great deal of say in the matter, since most of these idiots I deal with at work. *headdesk*

    On that note…bleh

  37. Tam says:

    Pics are coming. I'm working on it. 🙂

  38. Kris says:

    Bridget: I hate work people the most.

    Me this morning: This is my timetable for the project.
    Them: Can we get it sooner ie before your US trip?
    Me: *makes changes* This is the best I can do.
    Them: We need it sooner:
    Me: I can't make any promises so maybe you need to find someone else.
    Them: We need it even sooner.
    Me: I'm not killing myself for you so fuck off.

    Yes. I hate work people.

    Tam: I. Need. Happy. Pics. NOW!

  39. orannia says:

    *thinks about sending Kris heaps of yaoi manga*

    *thinks about sending Kris heaps of yaoi manga and then hugging Kris*


    *thinks about sending Kris heaps of yaoi manga and yummy chocolate cookies then hiding under the couch*

  40. Kris says:

    Tam: They are great pics. Thanks, mate.

    Orannia: *desperate grin* I'm not that scary. Kinda-of promise.

  41. Kaetrin says:

    how's my week been? better than yours I'm thinking!

    When I was a juvenile, I remember working with a friend on a book which would be kind of like those little books where there's funny pictures of kittens and puppies and captions on life's like this. Except ours was “good reasons for a nuclear war”. The first one was free KFC. But, that's probably not the sort of apocalypse you were thinking of….

  42. Kaetrin says:

    damn that little follow up button that only appears after you post…

  43. Kris says:

    Kaetrin: “But, that's probably not the sort of apocalypse you were thinking of…. “

    Ummm, not quite. I did have that boozy lunch with the Mumma so that was good, but, yes, the rest of the week was pretty much hellish.

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